DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

I may hate savestates but it is entertaining to see him blunder his way through games as bad as he does with them on. Even with what amounts to infinite lives he can't predict enemy paths or learn anything.

 

[capefear56]

Come on Dave, you can't be having Gin o'Clock on stream like this.

 

[Lazycunt]

I may hate savestates but it is entertaining to see him blunder his way through games as bad as he does with them on. Even with what amounts to infinite lives he can't predict enemy paths or learn anything.

If there are no consequences, you don't learn from the fuck ups.

Phil is a prime example of this.
He just doesn't learn its not that he's slow he's just fucking selfish and retarded.

Like spend 10 dollars to make 100 and phil would be like thats a bad investment but scopely is good investment according to faggot breath

 

[blahblahblah678]

The stuff of nightmares...

 

[Michael Janke]

did phil use the warp pipes in mario 2?

 

[Corpun]

If there are no consequences, you don't learn from the fuck ups.

Phil is a prime example of this.
He just doesn't learn its not that he's slow he's just fucking selfish and retarded.

Like spend 10 dollars to make 100 and phil would be like thats a bad investment but scopely is good investment according to faggot breath

Even with consequences he fails to learn, it's why his soulsborne gameplay is always the same being trapped in a corner by an enemy. He loves bashing his head against a wall until it breaks.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

For fuck's sake, Phil. I thought you were a fan. They didn't change the name of Birdo and Ostro, you retard. It was a mistake in the original release. Holy fuck this playthrough was horrible. No wonder he only got $8 during the game.

And no, Phil. You did NOT beat SMB2. You save-scummed yet again. Stop talking about how you didn't need Game Genies and Game Sharks. You just plain fucking suck.

 

[Corpun]

For fuck's sake, Phil. I thought you were a fan. They didn't change the name of Birdo and Ostro, you retard. It was a mistake in the original release. Holy fuck this playthrough was horrible. No wonder he only got $8.

We still have like an hour of QnA, that is enough time for a whale to come by and drop 50.

 

[Michael Janke]

phils first console was an atari 7800?

 

[Lazycunt]

His talking about working to much in the past fucks up his claims of working all the time now.

Fucking classic retcon

 

[FamicomGorby]

phils first console was an atari 7800?

Little Dave apparently had every fuckin console ever made. What's the count now, 7800, NES, SNES, Genesis, Playstation, what else?

Also he was poor and grew in da ghetto on the mean streets of Bridgeport.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

This college copium

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phail saying that he "partied his butt off" in college while getting straight A's is a massive X. Did you manage to resist those drunken girls too, Phil?

 

[Elescondido]

Bugged professor mechanics , that's why he failed as a programmer !
nothing he could do

 

[KD6-3.7]

What in God’s name is happening to Phil after he says “if you remember”? Was a fucking demon entering his body or something? He looks like a malfunctioning robot.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, I highly doubt that you were astute enough to buy a Saturn and import fighting games that were "60 frames per second".

This fucking LARP is ridiculous. Now he's going off on the Dreamcast launch while pulling these "facts" out of his ass.

AND STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE, RETARD.

 

[NursezillaX]

the fact this faggot outright said "I'm not cheating" last time during all of this savestate abuse shows the kind of gaymer he actually is, he honestly believes it's justified because these games are "outdated" and "unfair"

Which is hilarious because, like just now in his Q&A when he said how NES games and the like are what he thinks of as 'classic' games, he wants to front as the 'retro / old-school' gamer guy who cut his teeth on these older games that he's played recently, but he can't help himself from being who he actually is: the bitch-made gamer guy who just pounds through everything as fast as he can because to redo things and learn from his mistakes would prolong the thing he hates doing for a living.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Says the guy that moved back in with his parents when he went to college because he hated living on campus. Oh, in case people wonder why he switched degree's from computer science to business? Well, his professor was a antisocial nerd that failed in the real world and went into teaching at the post secondary education level.

Ya know, I'm not exactly the smartest man in the world, but this is my hypothesis: Phil saw the work it takes to actually be a good coder, said "Fuck this!" and went into business.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Phil is giving @Little Bill / @JimJimJim a run for his money with all of this larping, Jesus Christ

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil loved "the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World books"