Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

For some companies, packages get updated as "delivered" when they're scanned into the delivery truck from the main hub. Whether or not they're actually delivered that hour. Or day. Lol. But sure, hop on Twitter and chimp out about it. Or you could text a friend? Are you allowed to use a regular phone? Do you have a friend to text? :(

Most people get into goofy stuff, habits, or ideas in their youth and eventually smarten up, mellow out, whatever, over the years. Or not, maybe they just chug along fumbling around and doing the same old dumb stuff.

But then there are the people who somehow...decline. And not "I hurt my back and got hooked on pain pills at 35" or "I divorced my wife and now I live in a garage at 50" stuff; shit happens. No, I mean like, an overall fundamental decline. Stephanie seems less capable and functional than in years past. Academia is so retarded that her useless and un-used degree doesn't prove anything, but otoh, she was able to show up and complete tasks back then. In her current state, I can hardly imagine her buying binder paper on her own.
Shes been babied her whole life, now that real adult shit is hitting her shes like a child. She has 0 real world experience because I think her parents did everything for her stupid ass. Cooking, cleaning, calling around for HER mistakes when fucking up and being scammed. This is why you dont baby a grown ass adult/teen/child and slowly teach them life skills and how to handle shit.
 
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Classic Staph arguing where she brings up irrelevant shit.

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But what does it even mean?!

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Package didn't arrive feeling super super super super suicidal.
>can't handle drinks and terrible mental health

jesus christ i want to take gyro out drinking so fucking bad. yeerow i'll buy you as many sanitizer shots and mikes hards as you want as long as you just be yourself. we can hit up a dispensary too, since you've commented on how you'd like to work at one despite never smoking anything in your life. i'll be your wingman and hook you up with some smol birbs. come on. i'll buy. :powerlevel: i am drunk right now and likely to delete this in the morning but my point still stands. just imagine taking her out for a night on the town, holy shit
 
>can't handle drinks and terrible mental health

jesus christ i want to take gyro out drinking so fucking bad. yeerow i'll buy you as many sanitizer shots and mikes hards as you want as long as you just be yourself. we can hit up a dispensary too, since you've commented on how you'd like to work at one despite never smoking anything in your life. i'll be your wingman and hook you up with some smol birbs. come on. i'll buy. :powerlevel: i am drunk right now and likely to delete this in the morning but my point still stands. just imagine taking her out for a night on the town, holy shit
My dude, she'd have a drink and a half and then pass out. You'd never even get to roll the durry. This is someone who can't even stay awake past midnight.
 
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Staph: WHERES MY FUCKING PACKAGE?!
Etsy shop: Check the tracking?
Staph: WOW FUCK YOU TRYING TO SCAM ME YOU TRANSPHOBE.
Etsy shop: Don't get angry with me I don't control shipping.
Staph: WOw, I'm sorry you thought I was angry no you were being angry how dare you now imma cut myself.

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Wonder if she ever flips out on customers of her shitty patches?
 
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Staph: WHERES MY FUCKING PACKAGE?!
Etsy shop: Check the tracking?
Staph: WOW FUCK YOU TRYING TO SCAM ME YOU TRANSPHOBE.
Etsy shop: Don't get angry with me I don't control shipping.
Staph: WOw, I'm sorry you thought I was angry no you were being angry how dare you now imma cut myself.

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Wonder if she ever flips out on customers of her shitty patches?
Never has the urge to smack this one been so strong than right now.

So first she thinks going all mega Karen is gonna get her what she wants, and that there's just, most likely, a small push back; WHA-Waaa! You can't do that, I'm a po'widdle defenceless snowflake, you can't hurt me.

That patch is just the icing on the smak cake for me...🤦‍♀️
 
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Staph: WHERES MY FUCKING PACKAGE?!
Etsy shop: Check the tracking?
Staph: WOW FUCK YOU TRYING TO SCAM ME YOU TRANSPHOBE.
Etsy shop: Don't get angry with me I don't control shipping.
Staph: WOw, I'm sorry you thought I was angry no you were being angry how dare you now imma cut myself.

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Wonder if she ever flips out on customers of her shitty patches?
That's a huge Etsy no no and as a seller herself, she should know that. Since they started that Star Seller bullshit, people spaz out if their rating is threatened by bad reviews or people opening Etsy disputes. That'll get you banned from a shop and if you're unlucky enough to have created a garbage dispute with a shop that belongs to an Etsy seller group (there's lots on Facebook), you might get banned from others too. Trust dumbass Steph to have bumbled into this one.
 
That's a huge Etsy no no and as a seller herself, she should know that. Since they started that Star Seller bullshit, people spaz out if their rating is threatened by bad reviews or people opening Etsy disputes. That'll get you banned from a shop and if you're unlucky enough to have created a garbage dispute with a shop that belongs to an Etsy seller group (there's lots on Facebook), you might get banned from others too. Trust dumbass Steph to have bumbled into this one.
There's also the fact that the seller has no control of the package once it's in the hands of the postal service. If you're gonna Karen at anyone you need to take it up with the post office, the seller can't do shit for you.

It particularly annoys sellers if you open a dispute about something that is not even their problem.

And how does she know that the seller isn't also an autist with anxiety who is getting totally triggered over the raging dumpalump who's chewing them out over something they can't control? It's always only about her feelings.
 
There's also the fact that the seller has no control of the package once it's in the hands of the postal service. If you're gonna Karen at anyone you need to take it up with the post office, the seller can't do shit for you.

It particularly annoys sellers if you open a dispute about something that is not even their problem.

And how does she know that the seller isn't also an autist with anxiety who is getting totally triggered over the raging dumpalump who's chewing them out over something they can't control? It's always only about her feelings.
It’s rather rich of her to do when she shits out patches as they come into her mind and has said in the past she’s slacked on mailing orders herself.

Of course she’s a hypocrite but don’t her witchy beliefs involve whatever you put out into the universe comes back x3?
Don’t know how that works with left hand path stuff like she claims to dabble in though, might be more of a Wiccan thing
 
It’s rather rich of her to do when she shits out patches as they come into her mind and has said in the past she’s slacked on mailing orders herself.

Of course she’s a hypocrite but don’t her witchy beliefs involve whatever you put out into the universe comes back x3?
Don’t know how that works with left hand path stuff like she claims to dabble in though, might be more of a Wiccan thing
Yeah she doesn't seem to believe in the law of three, but she believes in whatever other bullshit she comes across that suits her lunacy.
 
There's also the fact that the seller has no control of the package once it's in the hands of the postal service. If you're gonna Karen at anyone you need to take it up with the post office, the seller can't do shit for you.

It particularly annoys sellers if you open a dispute about something that is not even their problem.

And how does she know that the seller isn't also an autist with anxiety who is getting totally triggered over the raging dumpalump who's chewing them out over something they can't control? It's always only about her feelings.
Better yet, since it's likely an American etsy going to her American address, it'll have tracking. All etsy is going to do is check the delivery status, see it's marked as delivered, and close the case. Opening a case at all is still a dick move, particularly if you also sell.

Etsy does not allow people to even leave reviews about shipping because that isn't the service provided.

(If you don't have tracking, however, it's just automatically a refund. Please don't fuck over shops doing that.)

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Omfg it wasnt even mailed go fuck yourself you retard.
 
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But what does it even mean?!
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Wonder if she ever flips out on customers of her shitty patches?
TERFS ANO AИZIS WEPE ALWAYS PALS

But then there are the people who somehow...decline. And not "I hurt my back and got hooked on pain pills at 35" or "I divorced my wife and now I live in a garage at 50" stuff; shit happens. No, I mean like, an overall fundamental decline. Stephanie seems less capable and functional than in years past. Academia is so retarded that her useless and un-used degree doesn't prove anything, but otoh, she was able to show up and complete tasks back then. In her current state, I can hardly imagine her buying binder paper on her own.
Is there a way that someone declining like Yeerow, and who is so dedicated to not improving, can even theoretically get better? If she someday decided "hey, those kiwi bullies are wrong and I do have potential, I am going to fend for myself and prove them wrong!" and actually put her all into it, could she reverse or at least stop her decline?
The "facilitated decision maker" is probably a really good first step if she honestly does want to improve. If she's in some sort of group home that means she gets a bit of supervision but still allows her to go home and visit her parents when she wants, that's also great. Ironically enough she would probably strongly benefit from a social worker who has experience in the mental health sector, they'd at least know where to look for job opportunities for, uh, non-ideal candidates. Whether or not she has BPD she could probably get a lot out of DBT. Here is a list of providers in Endicott who offer DBT. There are a lot of them, and many offer virtual services.

Rainbow me, but I don't think she's so far gone that she can't improve.

>can't handle drinks and terrible mental health

jesus christ i want to take gyro out drinking so fucking bad. yeerow i'll buy you as many sanitizer shots and mikes hards as you want as long as you just be yourself.
Have you ever tried drinking with someone who is very mentally ill and only drinks very rarely? You'll end up driving her to the ER, either to have her stomach pumped or because she tripped and fell down and broke her arm.
 
After reading this entire thread in a few months, I needed more Staph content and searched for all her original tweets and noticed a weird reply.
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Anyone know what she means by this? Based off of her current Etsy drama, I would think she's still shopping online. And since she's now living in her first big girl apartment at the tender age of 33, I'd imagine she's no longer worried about her parents seeing some of the weirder parcels and questioning her about it. Is she realizing money is required for things like rent, utilities, food, and other necessities and not just pins?

also i know this point has been made before, but her go-to for making herself feel better is to spend money, how very anticapitalist of you staphylococcus.
 
Have you ever tried drinking with someone who is very mentally ill and only drinks very rarely? You'll end up driving her to the ER, either to have her stomach pumped or because she tripped and fell down and broke her arm.
Oh for real. "Stephanie walks in to one of the many dives of Binghamton, fumbles around, is somehow simultaneously pushy-Karen and wimpy baby while ordering a coke, and sits at the bar fielding looks/greetings/small talk from tipsy regulars" would be entertainment enough. She's too scared of life to even do that much on a Tuesday afternoon (and I'm not talking Applebee's either, I mean places with names like the Brass Rail that look like Escape From NY sets.)
But drunk Stephanie? Yeah, no. You couldn't pay me to wrangle that tard. She'd NEVER shut up, would pick a fight with everyone, alternate between "OMG DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A TERF YOU ARE? HAW HAW HAW" and crying. Then she'd wet her pants and throw up and cry some more. A night on the town with an enormous toddler.
 
She waited no time for the seller to respond to her, assumed the worst and opened a case against them, and is upset the seller is annoyed that she opened a case? What a sped.

Also it’s not other peoples responsibility to coddle you because you’re a tard, Staph. You assigned ill will to the seller herself because you assumed she scammed you when you’re both impatient and stupid.
 
Oh for real. "Stephanie walks in to one of the many dives of Binghamton, fumbles around, is somehow simultaneously pushy-Karen and wimpy baby while ordering a coke, and sits at the bar fielding looks/greetings/small talk from tipsy regulars" would be entertainment enough. She's too scared of life to even do that much on a Tuesday afternoon (and I'm not talking Applebee's either, I mean places with names like the Brass Rail that look like Escape From NY sets.)
But drunk Stephanie? Yeah, no. You couldn't pay me to wrangle that tard.
Who said anything about wrangling her? Just watch it all unfold and pretend not to know her when shit goes down. I’d love to see it.
 
Wonder if she ever flips out on customers of her shitty patches?

That would require selling any.

People misattributing blame pisses me off. It isn't the seller's fault if a package goes awry or is damaged. It isn't the clerk's fault that they can't accept your coupon. Going Full Karen is never the answer unless there is direct blame and an actual reason.
 
Oh for real. "Stephanie walks in to one of the many dives of Binghamton, fumbles around, is somehow simultaneously pushy-Karen and wimpy baby while ordering a coke, and sits at the bar fielding looks/greetings/small talk from tipsy regulars" would be entertainment enough. She's too scared of life to even do that much on a Tuesday afternoon (and I'm not talking Applebee's either, I mean places with names like the Brass Rail that look like Escape From NY sets.)
But drunk Stephanie? Yeah, no. You couldn't pay me to wrangle that tard. She'd NEVER shut up, would pick a fight with everyone, alternate between "OMG DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A TERF YOU ARE? HAW HAW HAW" and crying. Then she'd wet her pants and throw up and cry some more. A night on the town with an enormous toddler.
Have you ever tried drinking with someone who is very mentally ill and only drinks very rarely? You'll end up driving her to the ER, either to have her stomach pumped or because she tripped and fell down and broke her arm.
y'all are talking like that WOULDN'T be the funniest thing in the world to watch if you're also drunk and mentally ill :P
 
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