For some companies, packages get updated as "delivered" when they're scanned into the delivery truck from the main hub. Whether or not they're actually delivered that hour. Or day. Lol. But sure, hop on Twitter and chimp out about it. Or you could text a friend? Are you allowed to use a regular phone? Do you have a friend to text?
Most people get into goofy stuff, habits, or ideas in their youth and eventually smarten up, mellow out, whatever, over the years. Or not, maybe they just chug along fumbling around and doing the same old dumb stuff.
But then there are the people who somehow...decline. And not "I hurt my back and got hooked on pain pills at 35" or "I divorced my wife and now I live in a garage at 50" stuff; shit happens. No, I mean like, an overall fundamental decline. Stephanie seems less capable and functional than in years past. Academia is so retarded that her useless and un-used degree doesn't prove anything, but otoh, she was able to show up and complete tasks back then. In her current state, I can hardly imagine her buying binder paper on her own.