Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Justanotherguy]

Again, shout-out to Null for being the catalyst for Keffels suddenly becoming a well known name online.
We all know Null did it first, and no one wants to admit that they follow the Farms.

Null deserves a treat.

 

[Octavia]

I do wonder if he will be able to cryhole his twitch to be unbanned like his twitter.
Either way dudes gonna cry.

Probably. Remember Cosmo got his twitch back after being one step away from going for a high score at twitch HQ.

Has anyone posted a tl;dr of his stream yet? I don't have the time to watch 7 hours of cancer let alone scrub through different parts of it for something interesting.

Here's the stream condensed into one minute.

 

[Sammich]

Started watching Season 5 of the hit FX cop drama The Shield (2002-200 starring Michael Chiklis and woke up to a shot show.

One of the best shows made in that genre, early seasons were so good.


Lucas will always be fat, ugly, and a dude with no dick, and if he doesn't cut back on the carbs and fried food he's gonna need a xl coffin.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

give me your fucking disability bucks, you money grubbing whores.
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Here's some more Keffals art based on a post I found funny during the 20 pages that covered the Trannifesto stream autism attack. Enjoy fellow farmers, I know Lucas will see it too.

 

[7.62x38mmR]

Glad to have been born in time to witness this masterpiece of an autismfest

 

[GaryGrey]

The stream has swayed me so I must confess I am Destiny.

 

[7.62x38mmR]

And if the fatty sees this ; ratio your BMI you fucking lardhead

 

[Haramburger]

but I don't think I've ever seen ONE post of Keffals' defense force after reading nearly 600 pages of posts.

holy wall of text, insert a space or two, geez. I don't remember names but there were one or two pro-tranny contrarians earlier in this thread, I remember shitposting on one of their profiles for some reason.

Also I'm sad re-browsing the Destiny thread, alot of the 2018 youtube vids I posted are dead, I vaguely remember them just being clips of Destiny saying "nigger" but now they're gone

 

[Lame Entropy]

What’s this faggot on about, I spend way more time laughing at fat women and Ethan Ralph. I’m not getting off my ass to fuck with a boring incel that wants to be a woman. Destiny wins just by having an unbutchered penis (as far as I know).

I guess I figured out why the farms has been getting DDoS'd the past few days lmao.

Well weird monkey rapists are also currently mad at us so throw them into the usual suspects list.

 

[myshkin]

Last night was real fun fellas. It was great watching the stream with you guys. Keffals gave the farms so much exposure.

 

[SNAFU]

If he's a Twitch Partner, couldn't he get his partnership revoked for streaming on a competitor's site?

This is part of why I like to keep up with keffals. Him and his fans are so impulsive and stupid that hilarity is always moments away.

 

[Kosmo Kramer]

Got nothing to add. Just quoting this because the funny song seems pretty appropriate rn.

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Holy fuck I've never heard this before, this shit is fucking golden.

Keffals claims to have visited TerryBerry's grave. Talk about standing on the grave of someone....

Anyone with half of a braincell knows Lucas doesn't leave his house. The smell of his stink ditch would make people faint on the street.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Only faggots say "poop touching', kill yourself.

Your mom’s poop was touching your dad’s dick when he accidentally nutted in her and now I have to read your shitty comment.

Poop is funny. Kill yourself, batty boy.

 

[Puck]

DOXXED BY THROWAWAY BUZZFEED ACCOUNT RETARD
as mentioned in my previous post announcing what bits of info i had on inkublu, they're a mod for both vaush and keffals's youtube streams. this now brings the total keffals mod dox count up to, like, 10? anyways, since i'm not really good at protecting certain links, i'm safeguarding this post from lurkers so other members can corroborate anything else that gets dug up

sorry this took a little longer than expected, bbcode kept acting up and imgur was over capacity

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

hi lucas
EDIT: fixed links

I hope this faggot gets rooftoped, in minecraft of course

 

[Lol4loko]

This retard doesn't realise that streaming on youtube instead of contacting twitch for help is gonna get him permabanned

Don't tell him.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I am sorry I am too lazy to give the fitting updoots to every post that contributed so much to this thread, especially in the last 12 hours or so. There is so much, it moved so fast, and I have work to do today. But know that you all deserve it, especially those selected for special screengrabbing on The Streamer Over Innsmouth's marathon spergfest.

This thread is the funniest thing that has happened to this site so far in 2022 (multiple Gunt beatdowns possibly excepted) and thank you all for making it so.

 

[Jack Awful]

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This is part of why I like to keep up with keffals. Him and his fans are so impulsive and stupid that hilarity is always moments away.

Keffals blatantly breaks Twitch TOS and it's TWITCH'S fault.
Good to know.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I wish I could have more fun with this, but Destiny is friends open pedophiles Max Karson and Vito. It really limits my ability to play along and be nice. Really that's all Keffals should have said if he wanted to fuck with Destiny. There's not even any lies or exaggeration. Max Karson is a pedophile and Destiny made a pedophile his protege.

Not trying to challenge you, I'm legitimately curious. What's the evidence of Vito being a pedo? I know about Mr Girl saying he thought Cuties was hot, and I know there's all those hot takes Vito has about "non-offending pedophiles", but has he actually outright said something that makes him a pedo?
I'm a fair bit out of the loop.

 

[GuntN7]

"Kiwi Farms hates trans people"
aren't there trans Kiwis?

Katsu, @Feline Darkmage and @CammieDoxGirl

@genericwhitemale Vito said when talking about about pedophiles, he uses "we" to include himself and Mr Girl made a music video about being a pedophile and has creepy discussions about children.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wish I could have more fun with this, but Destiny is friends open pedophiles Max Karson and Vito. It really limits my ability to play along and be nice. Really that's all Keffals should have said if he wanted to fuck with Destiny. There's not even any lies or exaggeration. Max Karson is a pedophile and Destiny made a pedophile his protege.

Can't criticize someone else for being a pedo when you ran something called the "catboy ranch" that recruited literal kids and now give kids unlicensed sex change hormones.