Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Yankee Shogun]

I lasted an hour. This was one of the most boring pieces of internet trash I have ever watched and I am a dedicated Ethan Ralph alog.

Keffals has a VERY thin grasp on reality and needs an intervention. The companies who respond to complaints from people like this are writing their own death warrants.

Thats all Trannies, if they don't receive constant validation and reinforcements they have a mental breakdown and can't cope with day-to-day life, they also have a hard time separating the decisions they make in their everyday lives with their sexual fetishes, why do you think so many are sex workers?

 

[Dickens Cider]

I made it through 3 hours of Lucas reading other peoples works. And I am dead serious when I say it gave me a sinus headache. There is something in his voice that hits just the right amount of buzzing to be genuinely annoying like that. If not for his multiple dead air spaces or when he perked up to someone giving him money like the whore he is I don’t think I coulda survived .

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

https://mega.nz/file/hClQSS4D#6QA8_gpMw52_90KWThi5EZaXJwJ4hh6oyQzJInhaeVs

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Secret Kiwi Man
Secret Kiwi Man
He's stolen all your dox
and given you an OP

 

[Buckaroo]

That was a parody of Eminem's song Criminal. Didn't seem like you picked up on that when you featured it on MATI. People called Eminem a criminal, so he made a facetious song saying "Yeah, I am a criminal". People called Max a pedophile, so he made a facetious song saying "Yeah, I am a pedophile".

I think his interest in continually talking about pedo shit is a bit weird at this point, but that song clearly was a parody. It was stupid of him to pick the last track off an album from 20 years ago to parody though, since everyone forgot about that track.

Yeah I guess it could be that. Or, stay with me here, he could just be a pedophile since he keeps talking about being sexually attracted to children.

 

[Null]

That was a parody of Eminem's song Criminal. Didn't seem like you picked up on that when you featured it on MATI. People called Eminem a criminal, so he made a facetious song saying "Yeah, I am a criminal". People called Max a pedophile, so he made a facetious song saying "Yeah, I am a pedophile".

I think his interest in continually talking about pedo shit is a bit weird at this point, but that song clearly was a parody. It was stupid of him to pick the last track off an album from 20 years ago to parody though, since everyone forgot about that track.

I know it's a parody of the song but I wrote a very long post and you should read beyond the first paragraph, or just shoot yourself in the head.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Keffals blatantly breaks Twitch TOS and it's TWITCH'S fault.
Good to know.

Well that’s basically #twitchdobetter’s logic. Something bad happens to them they blame it on Twitch. They even blamed the Buffalo shooting on Twitch because the faggot streamed his rampage on Twitch before Twitch took it down fast.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

Looney Troons, A Churros & Manteca Cartoon for the KiwiFarms Television

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Big Fucking Shoutout and credits to @Admiral Throbnelius for supplying the Peter Lorre Keffals drawing and giving out this idea. @Null and @Winter, or anyone else besides Faggotmenco and DesTinyPenis, feel free to use this. If you want the 1080p copy or the project files to render this, then you can DM me. Also, to you Lucas, YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN, KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING GROOMERO NONCE.

Learing compositing and video editing was really worth it tbh.

 

[PaulBearer]

I wish only the worst for this fat titted faggot.

There's a special ring of hell for people that hurt children irreversibly.

 

[myshkin]

I know it's a parody of the song but I wrote a very long post and you should read beyond the first paragraph, or just shoot yourself in the head.

Sure, whatever. Seemed liked you condoned itsRucka's Brony song just cause you recognized Gagnam Style and got that reference.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Looney Troons, A Churros & Manteca Cartoon for the KiwiFarms Television
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Big Fucking Shoutout and credits to @Admiral Throbnelius for supplying the Peter Lorre Keffals drawing and giving out this idea. @Null and @Winter, or anyone else besides Faggotmenco and DesTinyPenis, feel free to use this. If you want the 1080p copy or the project files to render this, then you can DM me. Also, to you Lucas, YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN, KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING GROOMERO NONCE.

Learing compositing and video editing was really worth it tbh.

Great edit! The icing on the cake would be if you could somehow take audio from Lucas' streams and edit them to say "Well, now i've seen everything".

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

This is one of the mods that wrote the dogshit script for Lucas. On the copy of the Byuu Google Doc that was shown during the stream, he was the last edit. Hey sand nigger, if you’re reading this, Lucas is not going to have sex with you.

 

[curbside]

"I didn't think it would hurt this bad."

Context?

 

[Churros con Manteca]

Great edit! The icing on the cake would be if you could somehow take audio from Lucas' streams and edit them to say "Well, now i've seen everything".

That would be homework for the one who'd like to YouTube Poop his uncanny voice, though I agree with you.

 

[Christorian X]

What’s the likelyhood Keffals fakes it’s own suicide as a way of trying to get people to blame Destiny and the Farms only to jump out from the proverbial curtain in order to gluck gluck the attention stream that comes with it?

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

What’s the likelyhood Keffals fakes it’s own suicide as a way of trying to get people to blame Destiny and the Farms only to jump out from the proverbial curtain in order to gluck gluck the attention stream that comes with it?

He’d never last a day. Too addicted to Twitter updoots.

 

[Buckaroo]

What’s the likelyhood Keffals fakes it’s own suicide as a way of trying to get people to blame Destiny and the Farms only to jump out from the proverbial curtain in order to gluck gluck the attention stream that comes with it?

I don't think Keffals is capable of not replying to people on Twitter long enough to pretend to be dead.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Lord Commander Destiny, we of the 7th kiwi panzergrenadier division await further orders. We look forward to bulling more defenseless retards to death alongside libertarian pedophiles, cuckold skeptic lite types, and the anime right all under your glorious leadership. Sneed heil.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Well Keffals if you didn’t take all the credit for getting destiny banned you wouldn’t be in the mess you are right now. For your benefit I will put this in picture form

 

[thegrayman]

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Don`t trannies have to dilate like every 4 hours? Does he have a live dilator under his desk?

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Didn't think it was possible for one tranny to embody every little thing I hate trannies for, but this faggot does that and then some. He's spineless, vindictive fuck and a degenerate internet addict.

By the way, it's funny how Destiny is still weaseling around to try and appeal to these retards who are literally trying to ruin his life. It's just like Lindsay Ellis prostrating herself to try and win the favor of people that fucking hate her and ruined her career. Admitting that they're all nuts like people have been telling 'em is too hard. Sure hope they keep at it though, because it sure is funny as hell.