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The best thing about the Musk vs Twitter feud is that both fucking suck and there's multiple scenarios where they can both lose a shitload of money in the process.

The ideal win is for Musk to sabotage Twitter enough to get it cheap but similtanously sees Tesla stocks finally plummet so he's left holding the defiled corpse of a shitty social media company.
 
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Tomorrow’s hearing in Twitter v. Musk is moving to Zoom because *checks notes* the judge has Covid
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will try to post if we get the zoom or if nick post zoom link.
Kathaleen McCormick, the chancellor of Delaware's Court of Chancery, set a 90-minute hearing beginning at 11 am ET in Wilmington.
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AnOminous said:
I wonder how rule34 of Twitter begging to be vored by Musk would work.
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
Ask tumblr.
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Gar For Archer said:
So if the judge rules in Twitter’s favor, does that mean Musk is forced to buy them? LOL
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Yes, or at least begin moving forward expeditiously toward that outcome. There's likely to be a decision very quickly (possibly even at the end of the hearing), and whether or not it is immediately appealed, and despite it not being a final ruling, such decisions on preliminary injunctive matters often become a proxy for the perceived value of the entire case and decide essentially who will be the one entering settlement negotiations at an advantage.

If there is an immediate appeal (interlocutory appeals of grant or denial of injunctive relief are immediately appealable directly to the Delaware Supreme Court as there is no intermediate appellate court for Chancery decisions), it will be briefed on an intensely accelerated schedule and decided very quickly as well.

Incidentally, the strategic reason Musk wants discovery is that by raising factual issues subject to a jury decision, he hopes to kick the case out of Chancery and into the Superior Court with more normal (read slower) proceedings. I don't think much of the likelihood of that succeeding.

I will also note that unlike its namesake in Dickens, Delaware's Court of Chancery is generally regarded as a "rocket docket" for the speedy resolution of complex cases.
 
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Gar For Archer said:
So if the judge rules in Twitter’s favor, does that mean Musk is forced to buy them? LOL
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The case isn’t being decided today, it’s just a beef about how long it can be dragged out. (Musk wants to Elong it)

1Tonka_Truck said:
This guy tags in Akiva Cohen about halfway down the thread. I will assume everything he says is wrong until someone else says it.
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Is it because he’s a Jew?

Here’s another livetweet for you then:

 
Oxyjen said:
Is it because he’s a Jew?
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It's because he did one of the most stereotypically Semitic things imaginable and when pictures of his family including his kids were posted here, he registered copyrights on them and threatened to sue. He also filed a frivolous bar complaint against Nick Rekieta for saying things he disagreed with.

Eventually he realized the first of these ideas was really stupid (whether or not legally meritorious which it probably was actually) and knocked it off.
 
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marvlouslie said:
> Elon offers to buy Twitter.
> Leftists everywhere melt down, attempt to stop him.
> Twitter refuses to cooperate in being transparent about their main user base.
> Elon retracts offer.
> Twitter acts like a jilted lover and threatens to sue, not realizing that all the shit they failed to cooperate with will actually be discovered during such a lawsuit, but they can't stop acting like spergs to realize how stupid a move this is.

Maybe Elon is the real chess master all along?
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Elon dumped bunch a stocks from Tesla under the excuse of buying Twitter for 44 billion so he doesn't cause panic,there is no chance in 7 hells Twitter is worth 4 billion let along 44 billion. He started this fuckery when the talks about increased interest rates entered the public to tame the inflation. Anyone with a brain knows that most tech companies are neck deep in debt and they roll it over because it's cheap that way and it helps to keep the payouts towards the action holders and the board. When those rates increase Twitter and Tesla will probably go bankrupt.Second he knows that every single tech company lies about everything the reason why he agreed to so much bs is to bait them and he knows if he walks away their stock will tank if they sue they might get some time to offload their stock before it tanks and they hope they reach some nda bs and settlement.

By the time this shit gets resolved Twitter will end up looking like Yahoo deal sold for few hundred million if they are lucky to survive the crash that is coming.
 
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Twitter was wanting September so it’s a minor annoyance for them I suppose to have it pushed to October.

Found it a little funny that one of the lawyers argued the NYT got a copy of Musk’s complaint before he did, since the NYT guy said he got it off the docket. They also mention Musk is still doing millions of searches on the firehose, making me wonder what they hope to do with that data.




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