Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PaladinBoo]

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Let’s see this “lesbian”.
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That forehead, sheesh. You could eat off of that motherfucker.
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Bonus retardation. Honestly wonder if these people know how deeply tied Protestantism is to the US. Also, losing most of the Mississippi River along with Texas would definitely fuck up the US economy. Does this person understand the issue with not being able to freely transport goods across the country? Establishing free flowing commerce among the original thirteen states was one of the big victories of the Constitution.

Fucking LMAO! What a dumb ass thinking that Idaho, one of the Reddest and most religious states in the US will side with Blue States like California. When my brother moved to Idaho his new neighbors constantly kept telling him that he and his family need to go to church. Every true Idaho man and woman goes to church on Sunday. It is also the same in Utah, Montana, Wyoming and Florida. Goddamn I know trannies are stupid and can't understand what life is like outside of Left Wing run cities but I didn't think they would be that stupid.

 

[Grandma Frank]

Who cares if you browse Kiwi Farms. Even grandma has an account.

That's right, sonny. I'd be surfing the kiwi fourmz and search for some #groovy minion memez. So you don't be messin' with us dudez.

I herd dem kidz these dayz use the TikToks and the MySpaces to do the fortnites.

I made a second account and had to wait for approval to post this shit. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I've always disliked this stance. Any tranny who hasn't removed anything important off can "go back" to normal and is the sex he/she was born as.

He removed his cock and balls. He's still a real man and could detransitions without 90% of people knowing (lol), he just can't use his penis to sexually satisfy his partener anymore. The best thing to call him is a failed E Celeb, a failed hot trans person, and failed authority of power, of which he can never become as long as he never leaves his house and his best comeback to argument is "deez nuts lol". His value system is so fucked up yet he can't even succeed at it right.

Edit: for clarity.

Calling him...

A failed man: "Lol why did you think I transitioned in the first place? Men suck and are horrid failing is good."
A failed WOman: "lol of course transphobe. You cannot comprehend our superiority and why we're better plus we're the same but different in a better way, checkmate."
A failed human being: "Ha ha ha I am on a secondary transient state of existence, human society is fucked and I'm life hacking right by shitting my pants and doing nothing."

A failed streamer: "WTF LOOK AT ALL MY SUBS?? I am TOTALLY great guys look at all the stuff I've done!!!" while sweating nervously
A failed influencer: *ratio plus deranged rant about how many more subs and children he has*
A failed trans woman: "what the FUCK u can't gatekeep trans reee"
A failed communist: *instantly shifts blame onto all other parts of society including economy and other communists*
A groomer: "FUCK YOU YOURE THE PEDOPHILE"

 

[D4C]

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Let’s see this “lesbian”.
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That forehead, sheesh. You could eat off of that motherfucker.
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Bonus retardation. Honestly wonder if these people know how deeply tied Protestantism is to the US. Also, losing most of the Mississippi River along with Texas would definitely fuck up the US economy. Does this person understand the issue with not being able to freely transport goods across the country? Establishing free flowing commerce among the original thirteen states was one of the big victories of the Constitution.

Guess he must be post op then.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Well that and screaming that the Jews unplugged their television set or whatever in every goddamn thread.

Haven't really seen that honestly.

One thing you'll notice is that if you watch any of Keffie's streams is that, as a whole, sperg-outs aside, they are unspeakably boring. His video game streams don't even have that beautiful bit of Autistic clarity you see with a true sperg doing something they love and knowing about it - it's going through the motions, never really interacting much with the chat, never really bothering to have fun with it. That shit is content creation 101, but you won't see any of it from Keffie.

Sounds like Narcissisa Wright if you ask me.

Bonus retardation. Honestly wonder if these people know how deeply tied Protestantism is to the US. Also, losing most of the Mississippi River along with Texas would definitely fuck up the US economy. Does this person understand the issue with not being able to freely transport goods across the country? Establishing free flowing commerce among the original thirteen states was one of the big victories of the Constitution.

Don't forget all the military bases scattered about.

 

[Aria]

I feel sorry for anyone that listen to this unbearable faggot voice for seven hours.like he is not even interesting there's no difference between him and the other attention whores on twitch.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Holy fuck LMAO. These faggots aren't aware that the Kiwi Farms technically cannot get blocked from the United States, because all of the shit allowed in the site, doesn't even violate U.S. Law. XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!

There's also the fact that the United States doesn't run a government firewall that blocks websites, even if the Kiwi Farms was hosted in Russia the FBI wouldn't be able to just block it if you ask them to. (Officially anyway.)

That forehead, sheesh. You could eat off of that motherfucker.
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Bonus retardation. Honestly wonder if these people know how deeply tied Protestantism is to the US. Also, losing most of the Mississippi River along with Texas would definitely fuck up the US economy. Does this person understand the issue with not being able to freely transport goods across the country? Establishing free flowing commerce among the original thirteen states was one of the big victories of the Constitution.

Why does he think the states that are only "majority" Protestant will go into theocracy? Does he think you're only either Protestant or atheist?

Take California for example, he says it will avoid religious rule because it's not majority Protestant, but if you add Protestant+Catholic it's 61% of the population. He marks Michigan, which is only 42% Protestant, its combined Protestant+Catholic value is 67%. Texas is only 46% Protestant but 74% Protestant+Catholic. New York is 26% Protestant but 62% Protestant+Catholic. He leaves out Idaho and Utah because they aren't majority Protestant but this ignores all the Mormons who with the Protestants make up the vast majority in both. Are the Mormons going to side with Protestants or communist troons?

You can't go "they won't because they're different forms of Christianity" and also claim that all the Protestant sects will accept a theocratic rule under just one of them.

 

[Gilgamesh]

There was a request for Keffals' Wikipedia thread to be deleted, and they ultimately didn't delete it. Her article is horrible and barely passes notability standards.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

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Bonus retardation. Honestly wonder if these people know how deeply tied Protestantism is to the US. Also, losing most of the Mississippi River along with Texas would definitely fuck up the US economy. Does this person understand the issue with not being able to freely transport goods across the country? Establishing free flowing commerce among the original thirteen states was one of the big victories of the Constitution.

A bit OT but since the troon with a forehead a bush pilot could land a Beaver on brought it up...

The funniest part about this take to me is that "majority protestant" is basically the worst indicator of whether a given state is in this group of "likely to secede" states. This list doesn't include several states in or east of the Rockies which would absolutely secede if such a movement got traction, however unlikely that possibility may be.

I know for a fact Montana and Idaho would probably be elbowing other states to get in line at the very least, and the way geography works if push came to shove chances are it's a mountain range, not an arbitrary statistic about protestant religious affiliation, that will determine the new lines. And that line in the mountains has a fuck of a lot of "green" to the east of it.

This is to say nothing of the distinct possibility that California, Oregon, and Washington would see large chunks tear off or at least try their damnest, possibly pushing that line closer to the coastal mountain ranges on the west coast. It is easy to forget that all the degeneracy and a massive chunk of the population from those three states originates out of less than 10 metro areas covering a tiny landmass across those 3 states, and the remaining landmass of those states while far less populous are also very unhappy with the current state of affairs. Which is having people like Keffals tell them what to do.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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Bonus retardation. Honestly wonder if these people know how deeply tied Protestantism is to the US. Also, losing most of the Mississippi River along with Texas would definitely fuck up the US economy. Does this person understand the issue with not being able to freely transport goods across the country? Establishing free flowing commerce among the original thirteen states was one of the big victories of the Constitution.

>DC is surrounded
>Doesn't count Florida nor Utah and the Rockies which believe in more modern versions of protestantism (and i guess mormons count to )
>Doesn't count Alaska
If these fuckers think the food crisis is bad now, what till one side of the country can't drive thought the "theocractic country" to supply the west coast.
Also don't most the USA military come from the South/Midwest? would love to see the west coast get fucking cucked and turned into a CCP puppet state (that's if the Theocratic country doesn't just try to invade and reconquer the west)

off topic but i feel those that fear a "religious revival" are the same type of retards as trad catholics just on the opposite end, they see their atheism as "hecking wholesome" for various shallow reasons, much like how a trad catholic sees his belief as "based and redpilled". there are valid arguements and scenarios that have a person be religious or atheist, but when people try to make it a nearly cult like level of a personality trait is where i have issues.

 

[Sprate Header]

I crack myself up

 

[Spez]

Imagine spending thousands upon thousands on different medications and HRT prescriptions, plastic surgery, female clothing and makeup, spending years of your life lying to yourself that you're now a women.

just to take a selfie and your manly jawline protrudes out like a sore thumb, destroying this whole illusion you were trying to pull on yourself and others.

 

[Winter]

an early 600 fucking pages! It wuz GAWD'Z PLAYUN!

 

[MooseGump]

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I crack myself up

That's not the live audio??
Look at me ma leading page 600, only 400 more till 1000

 

[Reaper King]

4 months, and 600 pages in! That's a huge growth for someone as shitty as Lucas! With 600 pages, it should always be said as to why and how we got here: Lucas, it's all your fault. You tried to start a crusade against the farms, you kept trying to say that we follow desTINY and Pedomenco, you hate women with a burning passion since you'll never be one, and oh how the list goes on and on and on and on. And let us not forget how many of your mods, paypigs, and orbiters you got doxed. And all of this in the span of four months!! I don't think I've ever seen a fat cow blow up this fast on the farms, but Lucas you've outdone yourself. Congratulations on 600 pages, and here's to many more, you fat, pedophilic, retarded, faggot, failed man, groomer, autistic waste of space. As myself, and many others in the thread have chanted: Kill yourself.

And say, speaking of fat cows...

 

[qazzzz]

Very sad that, despite making up a small amount of the twitch streamer base, trans streamers make up 41% of the bans! Such many cases!

 

[Thumb Butler]

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I crack myself up

 

[who dare wins?]

600 pages wooo! Fantastic "dub" my friends, won't be long before we get to 666 and after 1k pages (and to only think this was 70 pages was really something else)
Anyway, after cleaning up some stuff I decided to watch the highlights and saw these comments here which I will leave you with. Its honestly funny seeing these people always self inserting into excessively violent and jubilant situations against null and always saying his "voice is cracking" even when he is making a mockery of Lucas

 

[King Dead]

Fucking LMAO! What a dumb ass thinking that Idaho, one of the Reddest and most religious states in the US will side with Blue States like California. When my brother moved to Idaho his new neighbors constantly kept telling him that he and his family need to go to church. Every true Idaho man and woman goes to church on Sunday. It is also the same in Utah, Montana, Wyoming and Florida. Goddamn I know trannies are stupid and can't understand what life is like outside of Left Wing run cities but I didn't think they would be that stupid.

Why does he think the states that are only "majority" Protestant will go into theocracy? Does he think you're only either Protestant or atheist?

Take California for example, he says it will avoid religious rule because it's not majority Protestant, but if you add Protestant+Catholic it's 61% of the population. He marks Michigan, which is only 42% Protestant, its combined Protestant+Catholic value is 67%. Texas is only 46% Protestant but 74% Protestant+Catholic. New York is 26% Protestant but 62% Protestant+Catholic. He leaves out Idaho and Utah because they aren't majority Protestant but this ignores all the Mormons who with the Protestants make up the vast majority in both. Are the Mormons going to side with Protestants or communist troons?

You can't go "they won't because they're different forms of Christianity" and also claim that all the Protestant sects will accept a theocratic rule under just one of them.

Y'all both have said what I was going to, but I took the time to illustrate the troon's lunacy and by God I'm gonna post it.

Here's a map of which states have a majority Christian population, and which do not.

In what should be a surprise to no one, the only place in these 50 states that does not have a majority Christian population is our seat of government. Idaho and Utah have a lot of Mormons, so Christians are a plurality in Idaho and a minority in Utah, but there's enough in common to where the two groups would likely have no issue standing together if push came to shove.

I dunno why this man has a stick up his ass about Protestants in particular, but if he seriously thinks that there's going to be a split based on Christian population, he'd do best to realize that there's still way more of them out there than there are troons.

And happy 600 pages to all! Here's to Lucas continuing to make an ass of himself, and hopefully not hurting any more impressionable minors in the process.

 

[Shutin]

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dealing-with-the-compromise.60767/

Thread about the data breach back in September 2019. So yeah, definitely inkublu, or at least someone in Keffals' circle.


Because it's against his Twitch partner agreement and he got unbanned from Twitch. If they know he was streaming on another platform, violating his partner agreement, he'd be banned again, this time permanently.

Except he's a troon, so he has the "get out of responsibility free" card that comes with that mental illness.


Hey look, something people could report to Twitch as a violation of his partner agreement, if anyone actually gave a shit.

Maybe I missed it cause the thread flies a page a minute, but why does reading the compromise thread mean it's inkublu?

I've been trying to lurk and read all the pages but for each 1 page I read 5 more appear