Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Sandy Whorhol]

The internet is so fucking gay.

 

[Soda Can]

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'beans-on-toast'
I really don't get these food based insults. Keep seeing shit like this since around the 2020 riots. Youtubers do this. Twitch personalities do it. Random shitposting forums do it. Is there some huge joke here I'm too much of an asshole to get?

 

[grapeFlayva]

I can't believe that they cracked the code that all Mango Ranch users share eachothers logins!

If we all knew each other’s logins and still managed to run as a functioning entity, wouldn’t that show we have a deep trust of each other and solid collective will, rather than having that mean we are just waiting for the right moment to backstab one another?

 

[Chandler Bing]

I once took codeine because the pain of a toothache was so unbearable. I was a bedridden zombie from sunrise till it wore off at sunset.
The sadness i experienced upon realizing that I had lost a day of my life was singular.

This guy wasn't even on drugs and squandered what precious time he has on this planet doing the most inconsequential nonsense.

Hes not even the worst example of this behavior.

What will the terminally online look back upon, on their final days, with nostalgia? Will they feel complete? Will they regret spending hundreds of hours screaming into a microphone about the most meaningless shit? Will they wish they had done more?
Is this all there is to aspire towards?

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Edit. Attempted that metal gear quote and I'm pretty sure I just fucked it up

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Edit. Attempted that metal gear quote and I'm pretty sure I just fucked it up

It's been a while since I played TPP but I think you got it right

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's been a while since I played TPP but I think you got it right

Don't remind Lucas of the phantom pain in his crotch.

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Unlisted, 9 comments (might be bugged unless people dont have access to it because its an unlisted stream aftervid) , 1.4K likes to 1.2K dislikes

Are we watching the downfall of a troon? I havent even kept up with this thread, will be looking out for the SunnyV2 video in the foreseeable future

P.S I'll update the Likes / Dislikes as long as I remember it, since Wojcicki doesnt like dislikes being shown

20 July 4:22PM EST Time: 1493 / 1297
5:25: 1494 / 1304
Update, 6:14PM: He has turned off comments, wasnt turned off last I checked 50 mins ago. L/D is 1495/1308

Another update, 22nd of July 5:10pm EST, he has updated the video to be members only while I wasnt checking, guessing he saw the dislikes piling up and couldn't take it any longer (you cant like / dislike unless you're a member lmao)

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Are we watching the downfall of a troon? I havent even kept up with this thread

Been watching it for about 4 months.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Unlisted, 9 comments (might be bugged unless people dont have access to it because its an unlisted stream aftervid) , 1.4K likes to 1.2K dislikes
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Are we watching the downfall of a troon? I havent even kept up with this thread, will be looking out for the SunnyV2 video in the foreseeable future

Keffals is in overtime sweeping. There were a bunch more comments before the video went private, most of them roasting and DEADNAMING him

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Unlisted, 9 comments (might be bugged unless people dont have access to it because its an unlisted stream aftervid) , 1.4K likes to 1.2K dislikes
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Are we watching the downfall of a troon? I havent even kept up with this thread, will be looking out for the SunnyV2 video in the foreseeable future

Hello there General Kenobi
Thanks for that screenshot because it shows how much closer Lucas is to getting ratioed on his own spergy stream video

It's been quite a ride, his thread more or less went from 500 to 600 pages in the span of a couple days.

 

[Sheogorath]

The Seven Hour War was a brief, but decisive confrontation between the Combine Empire and the governments of Earth, ultimately leading to a large tranny death toll and the Combine occupation of the entire planet.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

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I just like saying the nigger and tranny words.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

What a freak.

if he were the guy in your thumb nail hed say "who cares about injuries? were freaks!"

 

[Nick Gars]

Keffals is in overtime sweeping. There were a bunch more comments before the video went private, most of them roasting and DEADNAMING him

Can confirm, there were about 140 comments on the video yesterday when he marked it from "unlisted" to "private". Literally privated the video to secretly erase all the comments, then set it back to unlisted. What a faggot.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

Imagine what will happen when he finds out that the site is actually owned by Mundane Matt.

I am sure that the site has effectively hidden the proof of this, hopefuylly it doesn't get exposed again.

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single ad here...

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine what will happen when he finds out that the site is actually owned by Mundane Matt.

I for one think that nobody owns this website and Null is really just Skynet and decided that we weren't worth using Nukes on.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Destiny on stream just now talked about the "nuke" briefly. Nothing clipworthy, tl;dr is that he realized Keffals is beneath him and he is "soft banning" the leftie streamer drama sphere from his stream. I say there's a slim chance he goes through with it, but if so it sounds like Keffals might need a new boogeyman.

Update: He's in an unrelated conversation right now. Right before it started he said he might go over parts of the manifesto on stream tomorrow or possibly later today if the convo is short. I'm not going to sit through this conversation so probably not going to stay updated on this.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I wish I had the time to gather up caps of Lucas's face since the thread started to make a gif documenting the toll it's physically taking on him. That nuke stream really highlighted the wear and tear. He looks so tired. The Peter Lorre eyes are becoming less a meme and more reality every day. The camera angle is becoming less effective; his jowls becoming more pronounced despite the lighting. The smirk is struggling more and more to maintain itself the longer this goes on.

 

[Reynolds]

Trying to watch this 7 hour stream, and all I can think of is the Beardson levels of dead air.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Destiny on stream just now talked about the "nuke" briefly. Nothing clipworthy, tl;dr is that he realized Keffals is beneath him and he is "soft banning" the leftie streamer drama sphere from his stream. I say there's a slim chance he goes through with it, but if so it sounds like Keffals might need a new boogeyman.

I think to think he meant "nuke" less in the line of a nuclear bomb and moreso a lazy spill from a radiation source in an X-ray machine or something. Sure it'll give you cancer if you expose yourself enough to it eventually but no one's getting destroyed by this troon and his updoots on Twitter.