
Welcome my kitchen, hello, how you doin? This is relaxing day, nice relaxing day. "We're gonna talk about this after I eat".
"We gonna talk about dis when I relax later. But what I can say is all made up, talk about in details later." Now? Now relax. Have coffee. Have cigarettes. Alhamdulilah we will cook and relax and then I talk about this later because I am man and I am in charge. Is made up. You will see dis. I am show you dis. But later. After we relax first.
Oh you want talk about dis?
"I can stop ze chat by the way!"
"We are too relaxed for that"
"Yeahhh, that's much better".

Now we cook food. Two egg. Flour. I am unbothered king. I am mixing in my bowl. Look at me. Behold my power of relax, I am unbother by this. Salt. Bleck papper. It go in egg. I am chef, head chef. Onion good. I can cut with knife.

You see? You see how I am do this? Is NOT cooking show but you WATCH and you LEARN. I am unbothered.
"I do what I want."
I am tell you today what I am making when I add in a little cubed tomato and some brawcollie.

We will make it to cook fast. I am show you how cook. Unbothered. See? See? I am do what I want as man, I am knowing this is all lie and so I show you this because I am so relax.
"Deedee working by the way, that's why, that's now" LOUD WASHING IN THE SINK INTENSIFIES.
"I do my thing, I'm not gonna do her thing!" The king is able to entertain the court without his jester, he is do his ting.
Everyone is tink I am ruin food, but am chef. Good chef. I am knowing how to cook because I am cook my ENTIRE life in kitchens. I am master. You watch and you learn. When you have channel you can be teacher.

This chicken? This chicken I am finger with my hands I rinse in zbink over and over to be avoiding contamination crossing?
"Is yesterday left over".

Look my ((aquiline)) nose and droop jowls of distinguishments. I am see who is in my chat now. Who is women that know I am man? That know this is all lie? Not enough for me to bother, because I am unbothered king. Look at me in my clean kitchen with my making of food. This is how you are showing zem you are man.
"Sip of coffee. I want wake up and relax" so unbothered.
"You want me rage and raise my voice and I am not I am have fun and eat and live my life because they will have some" muttermumblemutter
"focus about me" mumblemumble
"DeeDee didn't ask nobody" mumble
"I don't want to talk bout it but I have to I have to address it at some time but I am here today to have fun with myself, with DeeDee she is working. We are gonna eat because I cannot talk about it alone too she has her stuff to say about it too and I am uh not in the mood to talk about it I am not going to give them what they want first of all and I will talk about it to my people when I don't like to talk I don't like to" mumblemuttermumble
"is just nosy"
<Snip Whiney Arab Male Who Can't Give his MOTHER grandchildren>

Look this food I am making because I am so relax and unbother and above it all. Look these more paper towel I am waste because I am not knowing how us towel. I am amazing. I know I am loved. Zank you though, I deserve it. DeeDee too, for sure.
I am make beautiful plating that I learn in 1970's to show for DeeDee that it is okay. That I am care at her, I am clAiMiNg hEr. You will all see this is lies. I am not needing to talk about it but I will because I am king and I am caring. I am put MY WAY chermoula and tahini in this for good eating. So good eating.
I am plate with crush pita chip I leave out in bowl on counter all night, give texture. Give taste of stale, MY WAY.
