The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[burntwater]

IF he's there, it's probably Brooklyn Park or Dundalk. That's the HWITE ghetto wigger zone. Columbia is too expensive, based on the buildings I've wired there, and if it were Ellicott, his pig cave would be flooded.

Is Glenn Burnie still a shithole? It was pretty ghetto in the early 2000s.

 

[Beef Elemental]

I don’t think he could exist in area where they don’t get regular tourists. I’d begin there. Is this all to avoid child support? I imagine it’ll be another month before the passports are done. Is Ralph’s plan to burn through cash in his name and start funneling money into the horse’s LLC? Drop off the animals at the in-laws. Perhaps bring the family to Mexico where rent is pretty cheap even decent places. Come back to the US every so often and head back.

When he was all red and swollen he looked exactly like a typical sunburnt fat tourist drunk off cheap liquor.

This reminds me that earlier in the year Ralph was planning a Cancun trip for over the summer. If he intended that trip as an excuse to scout out the area (like Portugal trips undoubtedly were in hindsight) he may have decided to skip the foreplay and just go there.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I doubt Gunt is in Baltimore.

It appears Sisco returned to sales in MD after failing to run for Congress. Like many political grifters in this region he tried to register to run in WV since it’s far more red and a lot cheaper than Maryland. This would mean Sisco had to buy a house or residence somewhere in WV to establish residency for his totally failed run at political office. He owns a house in WV somewhere between Romney and Keyser. He’s obvious was going broke as a failed politician so is now to the Baltimore burbs showing houses to sell. This means he has a house in WV. Might be a real shit hole or summer cabin type deal because I figure it was more just to fake living there to run for office.

Sisco also does “property management” so I could see him turning some cheap properties in WV into rentals. They would be under a LLC.

I’d bet money Ralph is renting some place in the Keyser/Romney WV region from Cisco.

I’ve said from the start when Ralph announced his move that it would probably be near Sisco. Sisco buddies up to Gunt, just like any shyster real estate agent, to sell him on renting a empty house he’s got in WV. Goes to a cook-out and shakes his head at how sad it is that Ralph has to live in the ghetto when he could be living near white ppl, in a red state, in a house for $100 less a month!

It would explain why Ralph finally had one IRL friend - he was trying to close a rental agreement on a empty place nobody else wanted. It could be somewhere in Maryland too but Sisco seemed real motivated to close Ralph so it seems more likely a property he owned. I just figure a failed run for office left a empty house in WV, esp because Sisco still keeps a PO Box in Romney, WV and plans to hold some event there in Sept.

I guess he could be sharing some house with Sisco too. Sisco probably needs the extra money so might let Ralph rent a room.

Edit: It seems like Sisco “returned” to real estate in 2019. Figure Covid ruined that which might have started his dumb attempt at politics. Maybe he’s still in WV because it’s cheaper. I stand by my theory that it’s likely Gunt is living some place Sisco owns or is sharing a room in his house right now.

Any proof Sisco is still selling real estate in MD? If not he might still be in WV and convinced Ralph to join him or move into some property he owns there. Sisco will realize his dream of making Romney, WV a AF compound and become AF’a first mayor. Lol.

I mostly agree with this but the house Ralph is in isn't empty. From what he said on stream he has no access to the router and had to get somebody else in the house to reset it.

 

[Christorian X]

So a few things.

1) Here is Sisco's current address:

6044 BAYBERRY DR, KEYSER, WV, 26726​

2) His previous WV address is actually an apartment overtop of a laundromat.

130 S Marsham St Apt B, Romney, WV 26757

If Ralph was living overtop a laundromat, it could explain a lot of what we are seeing and hearing. The weirdly places breakers, the shitty wifi, etc.

 

[Beef Elemental]

So a few things.

1) Here is Sisco's current address:

6044 BAYBERRY DR, KEYSER, WV, 26726​

2) His previous WV address is actually an apartment overtop of a laundromat.

130 S Marsham St Apt B, Romney, WV 26757

If Ralph was living overtop a laundromat, it could explain a lot of what we are seeing and hearing. The weirdly places breakers, the shitty wifi, etc.

A laundromat is a business that anyone can call and ask if someone matching Ralph's description lives upstairs.

 

[AnOminous]

Could it really be as simple as @JAKL II says and he got his neighborhood flyered? My money is on some new charges he's afraid the DA will come for him for. They way he talks it doesn't see he has had the truck, maybe a drunken hit and run or something to that effect has caused him to bolt?

I wonder if he's planning on showing up for this.

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RICHMOND CITY GENERAL DISTRICT COURT (Richmond-Marsh Criminal-Traffic at Manchester General District Court) (details)

Case #: GT22012556-00
Defendant: RALPH, ETHAN O

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Defendant Information

Address: RICHMOND, VA 23224
Gender: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 09/20/****
Attorney:
Case/Charge Information

Defendant Status: RELEASED ON SUMMONS
Filed Date: 07/13/2022
Locality: CITY OF RICHMOND
Code Section: C.46.2-862
Charge: 65/30 SPEEDING
Case Type: MISDEMEANOR
Class: CLASS 1
Offense Date: 06/13/2022
Arrest Date:
Complainant: JAMISON, RL
Amended Code Section:
Amended Charge:
Amended Case Type:
Amended Class:
Appeal Information

Appeal Date:
Hearing Information

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Date	Time	Result	Type	Courtroom	Plea	Continuance
08/16/2022	11:30 AM			MM

 

[Christorian X]

I wonder if he's planning on showing up for this.

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RICHMOND CITY GENERAL DISTRICT COURT (Richmond-Marsh Criminal-Traffic at Manchester General District Court) (details)

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Case #: GT22012556-00
Defendant: RALPH, ETHAN O

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Defendant Information

Address: RICHMOND, VA 23224
Gender: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 09/20/****
Attorney:
Case/Charge Information

Defendant Status: RELEASED ON SUMMONS
Filed Date: 07/13/2022
Locality: CITY OF RICHMOND
Code Section: C.46.2-862
Charge: 65/30 SPEEDING
Case Type: MISDEMEANOR
Class: CLASS 1
Offense Date: 06/13/2022
Arrest Date:
Complainant: JAMISON, RL
Amended Code Section:
Amended Charge:
Amended Case Type:
Amended Class:
Appeal Information

Appeal Date:
Hearing Information

Date	Time	Result	Type	Courtroom	Plea	Continuance
08/16/2022	11:30 AM			MM

Oh shit kids, it looks like we just found a missing piece. Fantastic work.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh shit kids, it looks like we just found a missing piece. Fantastic work.

Anyway he either blows it off and gets a bench warrant and the DA is going to be after him again, or he does show up and it's a perfect opportunity to. . .well do nothing, just watch him. Obviously nobody should do anything silly like tail him.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I wonder if he's planning on showing up for this.

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RICHMOND CITY GENERAL DISTRICT COURT (Richmond-Marsh Criminal-Traffic at Manchester General District Court) (details)

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Case #: GT22012556-00
Defendant: RALPH, ETHAN O

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Defendant Information

Address: RICHMOND, VA 23224
Gender: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 09/20/****
Attorney:
Case/Charge Information

Defendant Status: RELEASED ON SUMMONS
Filed Date: 07/13/2022
Locality: CITY OF RICHMOND
Code Section: C.46.2-862
Charge: 65/30 SPEEDING
Case Type: MISDEMEANOR
Class: CLASS 1
Offense Date: 06/13/2022
Arrest Date:
Complainant: JAMISON, RL
Amended Code Section:
Amended Charge:
Amended Case Type:
Amended Class:
Appeal Information

Appeal Date:
Hearing Information

Date	Time	Result	Type	Courtroom	Plea	Continuance
08/16/2022	11:30 AM			MM

Was he streaming from his new house on the 13th?

Edit: It looks like he was unless he's carting his mic back and forth and setting it up in the exact same position. He's definitely close to Richmond or possibly even still living there.

 

[Christorian X]

Was he streaming from his new house on the 13th?

The ticket occurred June 13, he said he was moving and breaking his lease all of a sudden a week later.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The ticket occurred June 13, he said he was moving and breaking his lease all of a sudden a week later.

July 13th never mind, I was looking at the filing date

 

[stalkerchild]

The ticket occurred June 13, he said he was moving and breaking his lease all of a sudden a week later.

HIs twitter has him in Atlantic City the 13th - 15th with zero pictures of anything from the trip.

The ticket might have been on his way to his new place although I would think it was close if he was driving on a road with a 30MPH limit.

 

[Christorian X]

HIs twitter has him in Atlantic City the 13th - 15th with zero pictures of anything from the trip.

The ticket might have been on his way to his new place although I would think it was close if he was driving on a road with a 30MPH limit.

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This explains so much! Atlantic City was the last time we saw Meigh with him and they skipped all the events. The reason why we never saw anything from AC was because he got arrested, lol.

 

[GreenTips]

Oh shit kids, it looks like we just found a missing piece. Fantastic work.

He has probably hired a traffic lawyer for around $50-100 plus whatever that ticket will cost. So I doubt he will be in court for a speeding ticket.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looks like the gunt hunt might just turn into assisting law enforcement with bringing in a fugitive from justice

 

[Mundane Ralph]

HIs twitter has him in Atlantic City the 13th - 15th with zero pictures of anything from the trip.

The ticket might have been on his way to his new place although I would think it was close if he was driving on a road with a 30MPH limit.

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On the 21st he said he had already been moving so that's more evidence that he was actually moving when he said he went to Atlantic city.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Is Glenn Burnie still a shithole? It was pretty ghetto in the early 2000s.

Oh yes, it's still a shithole and has been known as such for decades. A recurring character on an old Baltimore morning zoo radio show was called Glenn Burnout. He sounded a lot like Ralph.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He has probably hired a traffic lawyer for around $50-100 plus whatever that ticket will cost. So I doubt he will be in court for a speeding ticket.

It's a reckless driving charge and he already had to take a driving class last year because of another reckless driving charge. He might not get off so easy this time.

 

[Christorian X]

He has probably hired a traffic lawyer for around $50-100 plus whatever that ticket will cost. So I doubt he will be in court for a speeding ticket.

This is a Class 1 Misdemeanor, it's literally the highest thing they can hit him with and the same tier as his revenge porn. VA is brutal with Reckless Driving / Endangerment.

Here is a link to both the law and the penalty. Ralph is much more fucked than a fine and this could easily unsuspend his sentence.

Reckless Driving Law

Penalty For Class 1 Misdemeanor

 

[EmptyTrough]

He has probably hired a traffic lawyer for around $50-100 plus whatever that ticket will cost. So I doubt he will be in court for a speeding ticket.

I wonder if he’d HAVE to show for a reckless endangerment. I’ve been stopped for it several times, but the cops always knocked it down to just a speeding ticket, so i never got actually arrested. That also means that ralph was such a twat, the cop wouldn’t take anything off the ticket. But since it looks like he got arrested, that means his entry level truck got impounded, or he called on the horse to haul it back to the rental.