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AnOminous said:
This is the part of the thread where I turn up the autism to 11.

In honor of the people who have made these excellent likenesses:
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His hair is flat and brown.
His room is full of flies.
He dresses like a clown.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll turn his DARVO on you
And say he'll rape you twice.
But with no dick he can't screw.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

And he'll ratio you, fellatio you
With reckless braggodocio.
He's atrocious, and he does it even though
His fish face does show
He's got a Deep One's ichthyoid guise, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll take a minor home
To cause the kid's demise.
He's pedo as Ernst Röhm.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

His tits veer off to the side.
He lost the booby prize.
They never will collide.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll distress you, he'll molest you.
With your dick and your balls, he detests you.
He's atrocious and he knows all of his
Bull's misdiagnosis.

All the girls think he's a guy, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll dislike you, he will slight you
All the more just to gaslight you.
He's atrocious, and he knows just how he'll
Never ratio SCOTUS.
All the girls think he's a guy, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll Gallop Gish you,
Funny fish you,
Just to piss you.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll harpoon you
When he troons you
'Cause he goons to you, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.
He'll groom you.
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I turned your shitpost into a song. Apologies to Kim Carnes.


 
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Ver. 1 without the link. Retard lol.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Not sure on that, but he shared it on Twitter recently. It’s still up on there as well.
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"I'm a perfect Christian..."
No you aren't, you little faggot.
Rate me late or MATI, but if he were to actually read the Bible, then he would know that most of the Bible's teaching is how Man is inherently flawed due to the sin nature from Adam and Eve's og sin. While we strive to be Christ-like, no actual Christian would make such an arrogant and foolish statement as declaring themselves completely "perfect". The fact he does only convinces me he's pulling a new LARP to in some spectacularly retarded 4D chess move.

tl;dr: Lucas is trying a Christian LARP for some stupid ass reason, and failing.
 
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Winter said:
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buddy of mine clipped this for me, it was from earlier today :story:
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Lucas runs from the grind smh. This is how I can tell Lucas is a LeBron fan, he just chokes constantly and avoids real competition. Lucas, I won’t autistically go through some material I have left to go through if you debate me on the NBA.
 
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SNAFU said:
A good reminder to never apologize. It will never be enough.View attachment 3511386
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This also reminder to not feel too bad for people like Hunter. Despite the unhinged rage against him, Hunter will still grovel before Twitter troons.

This kind of enabling is a large reason why Lucas, his supporters, and many other Twitter troons are the way they are.
 
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