The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

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It's one thing to have shitty internals, but not properly engineering shifter linkages and hardware to the point they contact other surfaces and disables you from even parking properly just screams lazy and half assed.

Perfect material for one such as the Ralphamale.
Nissans are garbage cars for garbage people. They are the only automaker that gives out subprime loans. It's what's floating that company right now. That's why 9 times out of 10 when you see someone drive a newer Nissan or Infinity they are scumbags.

They don't have to make them good. They know their buyers have no other choice.
 
That transmission will be a hell of a defense for when he eventually kills someone with his shitty driving.
Nah. It doesn’t erratically shift or stay in high gear, they just don’t work, or they barely work. If it’s the latter, you’re getting jerked around like you’re in a baja race, but you’re just leavin your driveway

Nissans are garbage cars for garbage people. They are the only automaker that gives out subprime loans. It's what's floating that company right now. That's why 9 times out of 10 when you see someone drive a newer Nissan or Infinity they are scumbags.

They don't have to make them good. They know their buyers have no other choice.
Only the Z and the GTR are made in japan (parts of the “new” Titan were assembled there). Everything else is awful. The Z kina sucks too. Doesn’t have the power to justify the price.
 
Nah. It doesn’t erratically shift or stay in high gear, they just don’t work, or they barely work. If it’s the latter, you’re getting jerked around like you’re in a baja race, but you’re just leavin your driveway


Only the Z and the GTR are made in japan (parts of the “new” Titan were assembled there). Everything else is awful. The Z kina sucks too. Doesn’t have the power to justify the price.
I was extremely disappointed to find out the new Z shares a good number of parts with the outgoing 370. Kinda sucks when a company's flagship car made for people with semi deep pockets (GTR)s really the only one that's well built and worth owning.

Apologies for the car sperging. I like turning wrenches and shit. Carry on.
 
So the clues are:
-Gunt leaves his old house in a hurry for any aparent reason
-pig and horse got divided, she is with the dogs in her father house
-Ralph is renting/staying in a temporary place?
-pig and horsing around gonna meet again at some later time
-he got a ticket before moving?
-ETHAN RALPH is too afraid to get outside his bunker/basement/attic
-hes in some place with cheap/old walls painting, and where there's a window that catch's the afternoon sun + fuse box
-his rented truck is nowhere to be seen, he sold it or is somewhere
-he probably is not in any of his uncle houses, unless he is really hiding in the basement and don't go out.
-someone is feeding him with groceries
 
Aside from having one's license revoked/suspnded are there any reasons why someone would NOT carry their driver's license with them? I thought that maybe his DL was lost with his purse in the first foray into Portugal, but why the delay in getting it replaced? Especially these days when you can make an appointment at the DMV.
Passports are federal, but perhaps the state he had the DL in had an arrest warrant for him or something, or he didn't know whether or not it did, and they have to have an accurate up to date address on them. This usually doesn't matter but it's illegal and possibly might have led to other information that would have led to his arrest.

Or he's just stupid and has some "cops have to tell you if you ask them if they're cops"-tier belief that wouldn't make sense to anyone but a retarded pig.
 
I was extremely disappointed to find out the new Z shares a good number of parts with the outgoing 370. Kinda sucks when a company's flagship car made for people with semi deep pockets (GTR)s really the only one that's well built and worth owning.

Apologies for the car sperging. I like turning wrenches and shit. Carry on.
Sperg on! I was angry that they did nothing for the 50th anniversary of the Z. No body style change, nothing. Spend $7k more and get a TT if you really want a import sports car. Then sell it when the warranty runs out. The good news? Ralph will never be able to purchase any of the cars we’ve mentioned.

I think we're overlooking something here: Ralph has stated that he still needs to go and get stuff from the old place but that Pantsu isn't there. So his old place with presumably everything except the mic he uses for the hottest show in the sektur is just waiting for someone to notice no one is home to break in.
Think he took the security/surveillance stuff, or do you think the landlord put that on and just jacked up the rent?
 
Sperg on! I was angry that they did nothing for the 50th anniversary of the Z. No body style change, nothing. Spend $7k more and get a TT if you really want a import sports car. Then sell it when the warranty runs out. The good news? Ralph will never be able to purchase any of the cars we’ve mentioned.


Think he took the security/surveillance stuff, or do you think the landlord put that on and just jacked up the rent?
Please stop double posting, you can use the quoting feature.
 
So the clues are:
-Gunt leaves his old house in a hurry for any aparent reason
-pig and horse got divided, she is with the dogs in her father house
-Ralph is renting/staying in a temporary place?
-pig and horsing around gonna meet again at some later time
-he got a ticket before moving?
-ETHAN RALPH is too afraid to get outside his bunker/basement/attic
-hes in some place with cheap/old walls painting, and where there's a window that catch's the afternoon sun + fuse box
-his rented truck is nowhere to be seen, he sold it or is somewhere
-he probably is not in any of his uncle houses, unless he is really hiding in the basement and don't go out.
-someone is feeding him with groceries
Doesn't have access to the router to even reboot it.
 
sorry but i mustve missed something, i see alot of mentions of child support and horselady being out of the picture, we assuming they split because of lack of sightings or we know for a fact?
 
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