Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[RhoasJonas]

There was the time they met up in Japan as well where people believe Peach cucked her fiance with Dick.

Japan sure but I thought the camping trip was more damning.

 

[The Inward]

This isn't an argument, it's a general statement for any thread, particularly ones that get recently featured. Too lazy to read it all? Use the highlights function to have a half baked idea of what's happening.

The highlights here are an uninteresting slog of irrelevant side discussions and old news about mild embarrassments. If there's an actually useful post with all the big stuff condensed like at the top of every other dedicated thread, it's too buried to be worth finding.

People who call themselves pedophiles. People who talk about their arousal from prepubescent children. If you can't call a spade a spade, what do you call them?

By people you meant Digibro and MrGirl I assume. One likes Loli and the other said Cuties was "kinda hot" in a horribly misguided attempt to "explain" Cuties. Neither of them abuses kids or is known to have CP, putting them well below the tier of the many internet weirdos that tried to fuck 15YOs on Discord. These are people with shitty takes who go a little too far still playing high school debate as an adult, not actual pedophiles, and who don't even call themselves MAPs or anything like that.

Truth is no one needs this explained to them, you're just in need of a fight against "evil" in your meaningless life and stab at whatever you can find. You're exactly like lefty spergs going after "nazis" and that's why Dick thinks you're a faggot.

Dax literally gets fucked in the ass, openly talks about his abuse of drugs, and recorded himself crying over security cam footage of him with a girl he no longer has, as a bid show just how much he missed her. Not an exaggeration.

Interesting how you toned it down a little bit. Wouldn't surprise me or anyone if Dick has "done it all" and every man has been a cringelord at some point with women. These are perfectly normal reasons to make fun of someone.

As yes, people really are annoying when they don't like paedophilia and content that is released expressly for pedophiles. We should all show those religious crusaders by defending it to the detriment of our show quality. It'll be funny, right?

Yeah there you go lumping literally anything in with the most extreme. The Crusade makes a retard out of anyone.

Dax has a long history of questionable behaviors with barely legal (or younger) kids, like MintSalad, Faith Vickers, and who knows who else.

Advice that's either misguided or you just disagree with, no matter how hard you try to connect it to the scourge of PAEDOPHILIA

That's something we can all agree on. Sperging every week about Cuties really has seemed to turn many people from Dax, to the point where people ask if he is even a cow, because noone talks can be bothered to keep up with him. There's a reason so many stopped seeing what he's up to, and it has a lot to do with how bland he is, mixed with constantly having to hear about Cuties. After a while, you already know what you're going to hear.

If he kept talking about Cuties on every podcast I'd have tuned out myself. Fortunately, I don't pay attention to Twitter because that's exactly the kind of discourse it produces by design. There's a massive difference between how people are in real life vs how their tweets make them look.

 

[Gunlance]

By people you meant Digibro

Funny enough, I forgot all about Digibro and his ultimate dream of having a little sister he lives in a cabin in the woods with and fucks. I was more thinking of Veto the Pedo, who refers to pedophiles with the term "We", and clarified that he did indeed mean, "We", as in including him. People who talk about themselves being pedophiles, or their arousal/attraction to kids, not only can, but should be called pedophiles and treated as pedophiles. Mr. Girl however, also does what real pedophiles love to do by publicly calling himself a pedophile, because there's nothing they love more than the attention for their taboo ways. Except (probably) for children that is.

Interesting how you toned it down a little bit.

He gets fucked up the ass by whoever, takes whatever drugs he can, and simps over women like he's a teenager as a balding middle aged man. I didn't tone anything down. I provided a couple concise examples to demonstrate that nothing stated was an exaggeration. This isn't one of those "we all made bad choices as kids" moments. This is his current life as a grown man.

The Crusade makes a retard out of anyone.

Correct, Dax and his pro cuties crusade did indeed showcase him as a retard. The man went out of his way to mention it for well over a year after it came out. Even the actual religious crusaders had moved on before he did.

Dax, the middle aged balding man, arranged for barely legal, clearly mentally unstable girls, to be involved in his close friends, going so far as to give at least one of them a fake ID. Mint Salad allegedly got passed around like a side dish at thanksgiving dinner. This counts as questionable behavior. Is he raping 12 year olds? No clue on that one, but he's involved in weird shit with weird people as often as he can be. He might only be with those people in hopes of expanding his audience, but he seems to go out of his way to keep particular people around.

There's a massive difference between how people are in real life vs how their tweets make them look.

Exactly, real life Dax is much more pathetic than his online presence makes him out to be, as are most people.

 

[The Inward]

I was more thinking of Veto the Pedo, who refers to pedophiles with the term "We", and clarified that he did indeed mean, "We", as in including him. People who talk about themselves being pedophiles, or their arousal/attraction to kids, not only can, but should be called pedophiles and treated as pedophiles. Mr. Girl however, also does what real pedophiles love to do by publicly calling himself a pedophile, because there's nothing they love more than the attention for their taboo ways. Except (probably) for children that is.

Considering he never said he was a MAP or said anything to justify it, the "closest" being when he said they should have safer access to therapy (which is quite an arguable point, so long as said therapy actually makes the seriousness of the issue clear), at the time he said "We" his only qualifying self-identification was people making the same arguments he was. This is obvious to anyone but an easy opportunity for someone sperging about pedophiles to pick a new target. You'd ask "What do you mean by 'we'?" in such a conversation if you weren't so possessed.

EDIT: MrGirl only "said" he was a pedo in his song that was specifically made to trigger and mock people like you. This didn't go over your head, you're reacting the same way again.

Nothing else you've said is an actual response to my points so I'm not going to repeat what's already posted.

 

[Pissmaster]

By people you meant Digibro and MrGirl I assume. One likes Loli and the other said Cuties was "kinda hot" in a horribly misguided attempt to "explain" Cuties. Neither of them abuses kids or is known to have CP, putting them well below the tier of the many internet weirdos that tried to fuck 15YOs on Discord. These are people with shitty takes who go a little too far still playing high school debate as an adult, not actual pedophiles, and who don't even call themselves MAPs or anything like that.

Hey remember when we all thought Maddox acting like an uptight arrogant retard was all an act, until it was made super obvious that not even the slightest bit of it was?

C'mon, man.

 

[Gunlance]

You'd ask "What do you mean by 'we'?"

People did ask about the "We" part. Long story short, yes, we.

Again, I suggest you read the thread you're so interested in adding to.

 

[The Inward]

People did ask about the "We" part. Long story short, yes, we.

Again, I suggest you read the thread you're so interested in adding to.

Again, no one can be expected to dig through 800 pages to find every little detail that isn't made easily visible. Based on your behavior, your word can't be taken on it either. I can only expect a couple scenarios:

1. He tried to further explain his existing point to the same result
2. He responded sarcastically and you took it literally

You have no credibility to anyone who isn't here to reinforce the same motivation.

Hey remember when we all thought Maddox acting like an uptight arrogant retard was all an act, until it was made super obvious that not even the slightest bit of it was?

C'mon, man.

 

[Gunlance]

Based on your behavior, your word can't be taken on it either.

Imagine calling someone a bad faith actor when they just catch you up to speed on the thread.

Again, you can avoid looking like a Dick dickrider if you just read the thread. You'll see it started with people whining that daddy Dax isn't even a cow, but totally awesome, in fact he's is way cooler than Maddox. Maybe you'll feel more at home in that part of the thread too.

 

[The Inward]

Imagine calling someone a bad faith actor when they just catch you up to speed on the thread.

Again, you can avoid looking like a Dick dickrider if you just read the thread. You'll see it started with people whining that daddy Dax isn't even a cow, but totally awesome, in fact he's is way cooler than Maddox. Maybe you'll feel more at home in that part of the thread too.

You don't have shit to back up your exaggerations and retarded conclusions. If the point of this thread is for fans of Dick to come learn the dark, hidden truth of their Internet Dad in Christ, you earn a big fat F because all they'll find is a giant haystack filled with fake needles like you. Seems the only purpose served is a safe space to circle jerk over what anyone else keeps calling you a retard for.

 

[Gunlance]

I'm sorry this thread isn't holding your hand and everyone doesn't link to shit that's been pointed to time and time again. It's almost as if the guy hasn't done anything of note for a hot minute and noone cares anymore.

The point of the thread is to laugh when Dax does dumb shit, and to get a laugh out of people like you who come in wanting to try to defend their e-daddy. Thanks for that, by the way.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Imagine calling someone a bad faith actor when they just catch you up to speed on the thread.

Again, you can avoid looking like a Dick dickrider if you just read the thread. You'll see it started with people whining that daddy Dax isn't even a cow, but totally awesome, in fact he's is way cooler than Maddox. Maybe you'll feel more at home in that part of the thread too.

Fucking July 4th registrations, amirite?

On topic: Vito is still an annoying faggot.

 

[Gunlance]

Man, I was so disappointed when I realized that Vito was going to become a TDS fixture. I know half the show was just killing time, but man, bad guests becoming cohosts is just the worst. Should have just paid Chris the kiwi to cohost.

 

[The Inward]

The point of the thread is to laugh when Dax does dumb shit, and to get a laugh out of people like you who come in wanting to try to defend their e-daddy. Thanks for that, by the way.

It would be great if that was true, there's plenty of embarrassing shit to document that even as a fan I want to see. I didn't start here defending anything. All I'm saying is you pedo police are faggots that ruin it with overreactions from retarded conclusions. Sorry if some people still like TDS after reading the real stuff.

 

[Kaumak]

Dax was on PKA again the other day, when he was talking about the swatting he said that he was up doing drugs with his friend all night and the guy had to come outside and talk to the cops with him. He described the friend as "obviously gay" We know he sucks cock as burning man, has a fursona, gets pegged with the purple unicorn dildo, etc but this is the first time I've heard him seemingly purposefully admit something like this on a show.

 

[Gunlance]

there's plenty of embarrassing shit to document that even as a fan I want to see.

If you see it, archive and post it. It's always good to have more stuff here, like the weekly show recaps we used to get.

 

[mfalkner]

Vito is still an annoying faggot.

Listening to him sperg about Eric July was some really pathetic shit

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Listening to him sperg about Eric July was some really pathetic shit

I'm assuming he was cheering about based black guy making a million dollars (allegedly) to fund an alternative comic line that will be forgotten in a year's time.

 

[bonusmp3]

Can't wait until the FBI network learns about about (tentatively named) New Project 2^2 to learn how it goes through the stress test.


As much as I want it to succeed, and it just might, if it doesn't have a single point of failure, all those involved will probably end up arrested for conspiracy of some sort for the actions that occur on the system.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

EDIT: MrGirl only "said" he was a pedo in his song that was specifically made to trigger and mock people like you. This didn't go over your head, you're rea

Dude it’s just ironic bro, it’s just to offend total KARENs like you bro just a joke hahaha aren’t 8 year olds hot JUST KIDDING hahahaha

 

[bonusmp3]

How do you spell this / what is this?