Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 284 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,598
you can even get amazing grub from the hot delis of the supermarket.
Any place that sells a Muffaletta is tops in my book. But that's part of the fun when going someplace new. You get to try all sorts of new foods you never did or local specialties. New Orleans is a great place to eat. And unless you're on a tight budget there's no excuse not to visit even some of the more commercial and touristy of places. Like Café Du Monde. While it relies on it's name to get people to show up and there are better places to visit for your coffee and beignets, if you've never gone you need to go. Although Russtard won't go there because they don't sell coffee flavored frou frou drinks.

There is NO WRITTEN LAW stating he can't just start at the top.

Never forget that.

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This guy really doesn't get it does he? Movie studios aren't interested in 15 minute teasers for potential movies. Unless you're a big name star and the project is Deadpool or something. You send in your script, they have some underlings read it and if they deem it worthy they'll give you a call.

And if, by some miracle, it gets picked up and green lit I would hope instead of buying it they tell Russtard it's going to make millions and he should accept a percentage of the net profits. The joke of course being that "net profits" don't exist in Hollywood that's why you always ask for a cut of the gross. It's like David Prowse, the guy that was in the Darth Vader suit, was promised a percentage of the net from "The Empire Strikes Back". A movie that cost something like $30 million at the time and grossed over $300 million. So taking into account advertising and all the incidental costs, that would mean it made $225 million in profit. And yet every month until the day he died he got a letter from 20th Century Fox saying that the movie had yet to make a profit and he was getting no money.

It is hilarious in the same way Neil Breen movies are hilarious, and it is heartfelt as in it will give intelligent viewers a heart attack at how horrid it is.
Yeah but Neil is all kinds of awesome. His movies are terrible, the actors are the best he could get from Craigslist and yet he's so... earnest about the whole thing that you can't help but love his work. Pipsqueak wishes he had a fraction of Neil's popularity and drive.
 
Fellow kiwis, I’m going to need some of your hard earned dollars. I’m going to make a crowd-funded movie about a singer stalked by a land-walking drooling mutant, who hires a studly lawyer and mutant slayer who wins the heart of the singer and they live happily ever after. Working title ideas so far, Skordas and Swift: slobber slayers. 50 shades of Greer. Mushmouth meets his maker.
 
There is NO WRITTEN LAW stating he can't just start at the top.

Never forget that.

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And now we know what he wanted $300,000 in loans for. Which is of course classic Russhole. I mean a Brothel might have had some slim chance of being in some way succesful. So that's not what he's gonna do. He's gonna chase that Rich and Famous Dream! This time with a Rom Com! "She don't like Nice Guys" will be it's title AND Theme song!

I know I just said this two days ago, but he really does think that real life is like an 80's movie, doesn't he?
(and yes I know the Muppet Movie was 1979, but it just works here)
 
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>Be Shit Lips
>Which is something only God could possibly wish on someone
>Write a shitty rom com
>Send the script out to every known movie studio
>Studios throw it in the trash can along with every other solicited script
>Some down on his luck producer is going through the studio dumpsters looking for shit to eat
>Finds your script
>Reads it
>It's fucking terrible
>Producer gets a bright idea
>Calls every investor who will still speak to him
>Producer manages to scrape together some cash
>Producer calls you
>Excitedly announce that someone's picked up your rom com
>You won't even have to sue the other studios for discrimination or some shit
>Show up to the studio for filming
>It's an abandoned Sears
>There are holes in the ceiling
>Everywhere light shines, random weeds grow
>Meet the cast
>The cast is comprised of college film club students
>He makes your rom com
>Word spreads about your rom com
>Kiwi Farms and every tabloid site who has ever mentioned Taylor Swift promotes the hell out of you
>People flock to your premier
>See your work on the silver screen
>It's fucking terrible
>People laugh at your every fuck up
>The movie ends
>People are ridiculing you as they leave
>A weekend goes by
>See the entertainment news
>Your movie's grossed millions of dollars
>The producer calls you
>He's fucking furious
>Turns out he sold 500% of your movie to his investors and he'd be severely fucked if you made a single dollar
>Feel like a gimpy faced Mel Brooks
>Producer gets fucked in the ass by the courts
>Meanwhile get a call from Disney
>They want you to make movies for them
>Get hired almost as soon as you walk through the door
>They give you a blank check and tell you to make them a blockbuster
>Write a harem comedy about gorgeous women fighting for the affections of a gimpy faced retard talented-yet-disabled man
>Tell Disney you want Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, and every other celebrity you tried to sue into sucking you your penis
>They show up to the studio
>They see you
>They try leaving
>They can't because their lawyers have nothing on Disney's legal dream team
>Go to sleep one night
>Have a surreal dream
>Find out that you were Louis Mayer in a past life
>Having shit lips was God's way of punishing you
>Wake up and laugh
>Laugh in the face of God
>Laugh because even God couldn't keep the Monster of MGM out of Hollywood
>Get the mother of all #MeToo-ings because God does indeed have a sense of humor
 
waiting for the @Useful_Mistake baleeted post of this film announcement

edit: showing my fucking age
He hasn't deleted it yet.
It's like David Prowse, the guy that was in the Darth Vader suit, was promised a percentage of the net from "The Empire Strikes Back". A movie that cost something like $30 million at the time and grossed over $300 million. So taking into account advertising and all the incidental costs, that would mean it made $225 million in profit. And yet every month until the day he died he got a letter from 20th Century Fox saying that the movie had yet to make a profit and he was getting no money
1. Return of the Jedi
2. Lucasfilm, not Fox

Source

Othervise, yeah, every big studio does this.
No, I don't. The one time I did send him a message on Messenger, he ignored my advice, proceeded with his court case and saw it immediately dismissed. Can't help someone who won't help themselves, right?
Post the message. Also confirm with the mods that you are in fact who you claim you are. Also post the reddit messages here too.
 
Any place that sells a Muffaletta is tops in my book. But that's part of the fun when going someplace new. You get to try all sorts of new foods you never did or local specialties. New Orleans is a great place to eat. And unless you're on a tight budget there's no excuse not to visit even some of the more commercial and touristy of places. Like Café Du Monde. While it relies on it's name to get people to show up and there are better places to visit for your coffee and beignets, if you've never gone you need to go. Although Russtard won't go there because they don't sell coffee flavored frou frou drinks.



This guy really doesn't get it does he? Movie studios aren't interested in 15 minute teasers for potential movies. Unless you're a big name star and the project is Deadpool or something. You send in your script, they have some underlings read it and if they deem it worthy they'll give you a call.

And if, by some miracle, it gets picked up and green lit I would hope instead of buying it they tell Russtard it's going to make millions and he should accept a percentage of the net profits. The joke of course being that "net profits" don't exist in Hollywood that's why you always ask for a cut of the gross. It's like David Prowse, the guy that was in the Darth Vader suit, was promised a percentage of the net from "The Empire Strikes Back". A movie that cost something like $30 million at the time and grossed over $300 million. So taking into account advertising and all the incidental costs, that would mean it made $225 million in profit. And yet every month until the day he died he got a letter from 20th Century Fox saying that the movie had yet to make a profit and he was getting no money.


Yeah but Neil is all kinds of awesome. His movies are terrible, the actors are the best he could get from Craigslist and yet he's so... earnest about the whole thing that you can't help but love his work. Pipsqueak wishes he had a fraction of Neil's popularity and drive.

Russhole never fails to prove on a daily basis that he is incapable of understanding even the most basic concepts. Concepts so simple that 99% of people are able to easily understand them without having it explained to them, such as singers/bands/musicians not accepting unsolicited material to protect them from copywrite lawsuits, models not getting into sexual relationships with penniless losers who drool uncontrollably, or movie studios not caring about someone's stupid fucking concept reel for their movie idea.

He also doesn't seem to understand that literally THOUSANDS of losers send in their movie scripts to studios every year that never get greenlit for production. Very, VERY rarely some unknown with particularly excellent talent will send in some once in a lifetime script, the heavenly bodies will align just right for the right people to happen to read it and pass it on to those who decide which scripts go to production. But for the most part you need to be an established screenwriter, hired on as an in-house screenplay writer, a famous author who has written a book that a studio wants to make into a movie, or know someone in the industry or who has connections in the industry who can pass your script on to the right people.

But I'm sure Shit-Lips has already convinced himself that his retarded script is FAR SUPERIOR to all those other losers and the studios will just HAVE to cut him a contract and make him famous! He literally has better odds getting rich playing the cheap slots at the casinos than he does getting his script even read by someone in one of the movie studios.
 
I'm hoping for a more recent, new romcom. I want a written (with score, of course!) story of a love affair with a maligned celebrity who definitely wasn't actually an abusive piece of shit finding the one person in all the world who believed in her. Thereby elevating this unfound, super cool, talented gem of a guy in a story about letting people EXPLAIN already and moving past their mistakes once they say so.
 
I would watch a feel good rom-com about a guy who can’t close his mouth on a desperate cross country journey to see his true love. He gets into all kinds of jolly japes culminating in him having to attempt to give a friend a blow job in exchange for a ride. The twist in the tale would be once he got to his destination the audience discovers that his one true love is a hooker and he can only afford to buy ten mins of her time.
 
Regarding Neil Breen: I'm sure we're all in agreement that the guy has at the very least definitely molested and raped women at his sets, and most likely also fucked underage girls. Right?
Neil Breen gives off a weird vibe, but it's a leap from that to stating as a fact that he rapes children.
 
Trying to get right into a big-budget feature length film without any previous experience in the film industry or "Entertainment Biz" is neigh impossible.
Quentin Tarantino for example, started out working at a film archive, an uncredited script doctor, and as a production assistant before he made Reservoir Dogs, which was on a budget of ~$2 million (junk change in Hollywood). Talented as Tarantino is, his success in the industry is rare. Don't believe me, here's the wiki on the production of Reservoir Dogs:

Quentin Tarantino had been working at Video Archives, a video store in Manhattan Beach, California, and originally planned to shoot the film with his friends on a budget of $30,000 in a 16 mm black-and-white format, with producer Lawrence Bender playing a police officer chasing Mr. Pink.[10] Bender gave the script to his acting teacher, whose wife gave the script to Harvey Keitel.[11] Keitel liked it enough to sign as a co-producer so Tarantino and Bender would have an easier job finding funding; with his assistance, they raised $1.5 million.[2] Keitel also paid for Tarantino and Bender to host casting sessions in New York, where the duo found Steve Buscemi, Michael Madsen, and Tim Roth.[12]

As you can see, not only do you need talent, you need a shit ton of luck too (Russ has neither).
 
This guy really doesn't get it does he? Movie studios aren't interested in 15 minute teasers for potential movies. Unless you're a big name star and the project is Deadpool or something. You send in your script, they have some underlings read it and if they deem it worthy they'll give you a call.
And they're not going to read your script unless you have an agent submit it. They're not going to scripts from randos, especially randos who have no idea what they're doing. EDIT: Apparently you can get by without an agent, but like @Hollywood Hitler said, it not only takes massive talent, the fates have to smile on you. Russ has no talent and the fates seem to hate him. Not only that, but Russ has no idea how to write a script. There is a very specific format you have to follow, and Russ doesn't follow it. Even if he knows about formatting rules, I'm sure he'd ignore them because he wants to stand out and thinks the rules don't apply to him.
 
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