What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[CharcoalChkn]

Not 'all' dinosaurs, but specifically the ones that evolved into birds, like Raptors and Tyrannosaurus. There's found evidence of pigmented feathers in some fosils, IIRC.

I want to add to this, they weren't literally feathers like we see on birds of the modern day, they are called "proto feathers" and had a more fuzzy stringy like appearance.

 

[Deschlorobenzamine HCl]

During my psychotic break, I kind of figured that Jesus was possibly 2 men. One died on a cross, the other "resurrected". How did I figure this? I played too much Hitman III and I was thinking about Christianity while playing the game. Nobody told me this or even gave me a hint at it.
I think the Bible is comprised of philosophers who wanted to stabilize society for the greater good, and rest assured there were no bad intentions in doing so (as outdated and incompatible as some scriptures can be). But I personally believe that Jesus wanted everyone to love each other for a damn reason, and it's not a piece of advice that should be disregarded. I don't believe in God, but I love each and every one of you faggots and I'm definitely willing to forgive.

 

[9Style]

A previously deleted youtube video, reuploaded.

The winner of X-Factor Australia, does a 5 hour lecture on Freemasonry.

 

[TurdFondler]

So what you're saying is that it's very possible that different groups of "humans" evolved separately from each other? That's much more interesting and complicated then us all descending from the same apes in Africa.

I think trade and interbreeding are part and parcel of the human experience and I can't imagine clusters of hominids living in complete isolation from one another.

I don't doubt that the timeline of the earlier hominids is correct, and if you go back far enough we did leave Africa as Australopithecus or whatever, but as as far as Homo Sapiens go? They didn't all come out of Africa at once and then settle around the world.

 

[celebrityskin]

For the past ~2 years, air fryer manufacturers have been partaking in a guerrilla marketing scheme by having people who make memes shill their product for free.

This was what happened with airpods, so I can believe this

 

[NoReturn]

Something is happening in Antarctica. I'm absolutely sure of it. The Fitbit leak alone was enough to make me go "See? I told you the underground bases are real!"

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No jets falling from the sky please, or at least, please keep the ones with the people I care about working properly.
Ed. Note - I am myself someone I care about, so to any gods listening, please be aware.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Crypto crashing.

NWOcels are winning.

 

[9Style]

 

[Raoul_Duke]

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And he was right, he was right...

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

A previously deleted youtube video, reuploaded.

The winner of X-Factor Australia, does a 5 hour lecture on Freemasonry.

Weren't the freemasons pretty much exposed and banished a while ago? I know in EU there has been a drive to push them out of positions of power.

The satanist comparasions are kind of a stretch though.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I've said this before but at this point, I think "globohomo" is going to abandon Woke in the next few years and just become globotrad to keep their agenda on track.

China is no longer the golden parachute our leaders thought it was back in the "Project for a New American Century" days. Xi Jinping is a deluded Mao wannabe who has zero interest playing ball with the West any longer in the long term and Taiwan's continued existence is too integral to Big Tech.

Meanwhile, the Woke train is finally showing signs of disrepair, even with the true believers in the lower and middle ranks (thanks, academia!) but they are still dead set on a Great Reset, even if they have to make changes to achieve their neo-feudal dreams.

They're still gonna milk Woke for all its worth but I honestly think the big shots have already begun promoting (and subtly co-opting) social conservatism, traditionalism, and "Christian Nationalism" for their own ulterior motives as a backup plan in case Woke ends up being too much of a liability.

Or more accurately, they're seeing which way the wind is blowing and are infiltrating the opposition and taking it over like they did with Occupy Wall Street. Meanwhile, the media and all the other parts of the Establishment denounce the opposition until it either gets coopted or destroyed, just like with Occupy.

TPTB already successfully co-opted the far left, making them useful idiots and unwitting pawns. The uppermost ranks don't truly buy into Woke and things like ESG scores are merely tools to use as both a means of control and for optics.

They'll at least try to co-opt them, and the rise of traditionalists here and elsewhere online is eerily reminiscent of the SJW's back in the early 2010's.

We'll go from deranged wokesters and AnComs trying to LARP as the bad guys in a Chick Tract just so they can spite Mom and Dad to deranged trads and paleocons wanting to actually make the inane "IRL Handmaid's Tale" ramblings of Twitter a reality solely so they can own da libs.

Either way, our corporate overlords will get more powerful.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

How about the Kardashian conspiracy theories?
There's pretty much no doubt Khloe is not Rob Kardashian's child and in fact his bff's, OJ Simpson. While Khloe has Kardashian's low brow and hair line, she has OJ's height, build, nose, and jaw.
Or that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are illiterate because they almost always royally fuck up reading teleprompters. I'm not sure if they are illiterate, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were working with a kindergarten reading level.

Here's my own deep space conspiracy theory- if Kanye West wants to be a real legend, I'm talking infinite in human history- think Ghengis Khan, Cleopatra, Julius Ceasar- then he has to kill Kim, and possibly her lover and fetus. Assuming she gets pregnant by Skete Davidson or whatever publicity stunt comes along next. You know she can't stand that Kourtney and Kylie have been the front runners in recent years. Obviously, Kanye can't have some half sibling bastard child taint the dynamics of his perfect quadruple mixed Ye-bies. If he knocks her out at her tabloid peak he will never be forgotten. Now he is just a musician. It doesn't matter whether it is a murder/suicide or not. But a trial would be a delightful accouterment. This will also be karma-tic tie up to the Kardashian dynasty. Rob defended his best friend, knowing that he was a murderer. Actions have consequences.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

The initial rise of Woke Capital as a strategic response to the Occupy Wall Street movement. i.e. Corpos deliberately adopted wedge issues from identity politics in the last decade because it's been an effective way to mitigate populist economic movements like OWS.

 

[WULULULULU]

I've said this before but at this point, I think "globohomo" is going to abandon Woke in the next few years and just become globotrad to keep their agenda on track.

China is no longer the golden parachute our leaders thought it was back in the "Project for a New American Century" days. Xi Jinping is a deluded Mao wannabe who has zero interest playing ball with the West any longer and Taiwan's continued existence is too integral to Big Tech.

Meanwhile, the Woke train is finally showing signs of disrepair, even with the true believers in the lower and middle ranks (thanks, academia!) but they are still dead set on a Great Reset, even if they have to make changes to achieve their neo-feudal dreams.

They're still gonna milk Woke for all its worth but I honestly think the big shots have already begun promoting (and subtly co-opting) social conservatism, traditionalism, and "Christian Nationalism" for their own ulterior motives as a backup plan in case Woke ends up being too much of a liability.

Or more accurately, they're seeing which way the wind is blowing and are infiltrating the opposition and taking it over like they did with Occupy Wall Street. Meanwhile, the media and all the other parts of the Establishment denounce the opposition until it either gets coopted or destroyed, just like with Occupy.

TPTB already successfully co-opted the far left, making them useful idiots and unwitting pawns. The uppermost ranks don't truly buy into Woke and things like ESG scores are merely tools to use as both a means of control and for optics.

They'll at least try to co-opt them, and the rise of traditionalists here and elsewhere online is eerily reminiscent of the SJW's back in the early 2010's.

We'll go from deranged wokesters and AnComs trying to LARP as the bad guys in a Chick Tract just so they can spite Mom and Dad to deranged trads and paleocons wanting to actually make the inane "IRL Handmaid's Tale" ramblings of Twitter a reality solely so they can own da libs.

Either way, our corporate overlords will get more powerful.

You are genuinely blind and outright retarded if you think the WEF abandoned China in regards to their great plan. The reality is that they see Xi's model as the model for many countries to follow. Case in point: the entirety of Asia.

Majority of Asia may as well be the "testing grounds" for the WEF's plan. Green energy, socialist ideas, lack of privacy and continued promotion of social media, weaponized corruption, domesticated citizens and terminally online """netizens""". In fact, many facebook users are from clueless (and sometimes forced due to work requirements) Asians who desire being part of a community. Exploiting their cultural hegemony of being in groups made them susceptible to The Powers That Be's social constructs and engineering, hence Tiktok and Facebook's popularity. Combined this with the continued beating and cancelling of citizens that don't follow the norm, made Asians the perfect niggercattle for the WEF to raise as an example to their Great Reset.

As a result, Asians in the regular lands are perfect followers to any ideology their president/prime minister/whatever talking-head they have as their leader. They are fine having no form of opinions, or being bossed around like a slave on suicide watch, its why many love the idea of authoritarian hellscapes because they are too comfortable and will only react when it affects them. Look around in Asia, all those luscious grasslands and forests are constantly burned down for another mall/project and they are fine with it. Ownership is fucking low, which is why they are fine with renting apartments, cars and other services. Free to play games and subscriptions like Netflix and Spotify dominate their smartphones, showing that ownership of even small things are foreign to them (as well as saying pirating games/movies are a gateway to viruses, to which I say fucking bullshit). Then they'll employ cashless payments, bug-eating and other shit (like selling soy or giving kids ipads at such a young fucking age at like 3 years old) because it is "progress" when in reality it is one big grift to make them food for the riches to siphon out off.

I forgot which thread (either Trump Derangement or Enslavement) but Null said when he entered the Philippines, the shithole I live and desperately want to move the fuck out off if the government continues to be a Chink-cumdump, he noticed how many Pinoys are into social media. And as a mainlander, this is more than true: Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Twitter, Discord, Tiktok, even the news allows reporting of this shit for "feels good" segments, which only serve to prove how social-media dependent the country is. As a result, this made me feel so fucking left out because why should I devolve myself into social media when it houses the most degenerate and insultingly mind-numbing parts of the country I live in? If anything, my conspiracy theory is that Asia is more or less China/WEF testing grounds, and that all events occurring in these countries (barring Japan for some odd reason) are all orchestrated or at the very least influenced by these shitheads that house perhaps 50% of the world's total population and you can already see it: the Myanmar coup, the "election" of Marcos, the Sri Lanka collapse, all those communist and terrorist groups in every single facet of politics in these shitholes. They are actions made by TPTB in order to fuel the removal of these cultures in these countries in order for the Chinks/1% to install their regime, because at this point, the Asian niggercattle are too subdued to even revolt/revolutionize.

TL;DR: If you are an Asian and you know the susceptible mess that is the Chinese invasion of your culture, I suggest you flee asap. There is no saving your country.

 

[Syaoran Li]

@WULULULULU

I never said the WEF abandoned China, I said that China is not quite as amenable to the major corporate oligarchs as they were before Xi Jinping began really ramping things up to secure his own power further in the last three years. They still work together but it's a lot more precarious of a situation. The WEF will not abandon China but China might abandon them depending on how things play out in the next few years.

They still view China as an ideal society to emulate and still want to follow China's examples in how they intend to rule the West overall but the idea of "intentionally destroy America and then use China as their own personal golden parachute" isn't quite as guaranteed as it might've been for some of our corporate oligarchs ten or fifteen years ago.

The WEF crowd didn't abandon China and still want to be like them but Xi Jinping is slowly starting to look away from them to pursue his own personal goals. He's still very much a tyrant and someone for Schwab and Fink and the rest would love to emulate, but he's a lot more ambitious and unpredictable or at least appears that way.

That's part of why I think they're now trying to come up with other backup plans here in the United States as a failsafe, all just in case of an event where the WEF and China wind up breaking ties with one another all because Xi and Schwab begin bickering over which one of them gets to be the big kahuna once their little Great Reset is fully implemented.

I should've been more clear in wording that.

 

[celebrityskin]

Or that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are illiterate because they almost always royally fuck up reading teleprompters. I'm not sure if they are illiterate, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were working with a kindergarten reading level.

I just think Kylie has a lot of problems having grown up in the public eye, the weird relationship with her dad, being in the shadow of her sisters etc.

I also think having a relationship with a 25 year old rapper when she was 16 caused some issues too, Kris didn't give a shit either because she wanted them to be the next Kimye. I know we talk a lot about age gaps on the farms but that was definitely messed up... Tyga was writing lyrics like ‘they say she’s young and I should have waited, but she’s a big girl and stimulated’ about a 17 year old lmaoo fucking gross

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Tyga was writing lyrics like ‘they say she’s young and I should have waited, but she’s a big girl and stimulated’ about a 17 year old lmaoo fucking gross

Don't forget the sample on that track was a song called "Children"

 

[9Style]

How about the Kardashian conspiracy theories?
There's pretty much no doubt Khloe is not Rob Kardashian's child and in fact his bff's, OJ Simpson. While Khloe has Kardashian's low brow and hair line, she has OJ's height, build, nose, and jaw.
Or that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are illiterate because they almost always royally fuck up reading teleprompters. I'm not sure if they are illiterate, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were working with a kindergarten reading level.

As the rumors go, the Kardashians built their media empire because the entire family was essentially pimped out by Kris, the mother, from a young age to wealthy oligarchs who had a thing for underage kids. This gave them the connections and funding for them to build a family that on the surface, was seemingly famous for nothing.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Hi everyone, this is sort of on topic with all of the Disney conspiracies.
Here we gooo...
I have been to the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas twice (before 2016 times.) They have this hyper realistic painting of the close up of a cock head on a tongue. It was said to be the only known erotic painting by Walt Disney. Now, I was talking about the painting to some friends recently, and I couldn't find a lick of it on the internet. Not duck duck go, bing, anything. I typed it 50 ways sideways, too. All I could find was one old review of the museum mentioning it. I couldn't find a copy of the painting anywhere!
Now this museum is pretty legit and storied. I do not think they would include objects with out vetting its authenticity. And even if it is a fake painting, why can't a picture of it be found anywhere?
I don't know where I am going with this. I'm hoping posting this I find out some more about the painting.

The fact its by walt may mean disney or the museum are very anal about keeping it off the web, museum so if someone wants to see they have to visit them, and disney to try and keep walts image clean. I imagine if you look hard enough you might be able to find it hidden in a album of images from the museum.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

For all "fake internet" believers;

I stumbled onto a strange account today. I was browsing the Cookie Clicker subreddit and noticed this odd, unrelated comment:

In market resets, you generally start to see rents increasing because more people are renting than buying. And the next phase of the reset is usually rising interest rates.

The post is about cookie clicker's minigame, stock market. This comment is completely out of touch, and it looks like a bot account made a comment based of some trigger words.

The whole account Marktaylorr makes these kind of comments. Probably a bot user.