Celebrities you think you could beat up - E-Celebs also included

[Grift Garrison]

I’ll fuck Nick Kroll up

 

[byuu]

Metokur. Should be child's play once I'll cough on him to soften him up.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

 

[Wuornos]

You're all limp wristed fags. You couldn't beat up an Auschwitz victim at their thinnest and they've been dead for fucking decades.

 

[Wormy]

Nick Fuentes
Ben Shapiro
Darksydephil
Ethan Ralph
Spoony
Dayton Hypernova
Tucker Carlson

You're all limp wristed fags. You couldn't beat up an Auschwitz victim at their thinnest and they've been dead for fucking decades.

Come find me and throw hands to prove it if you think you got the sand.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

All the manlets

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

In the looming apocalypse I'll rape them. I'm going to chase and rape them. I'm not gay but I will rape them.

 

[TomServo]

Boogie2988...It would be extremely easy and hugely satisfying. If not him, I'd take Ethan Ralph to task. Again, it would be easy and have the added benefit of being satisfying.

 

[troon patrol]

Robert Pattinson.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Seems we've got a lot of takers on the ol' Ralphamale. I say we put him in a ring, grease him up real good, and see who can catch that hog first.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Stephen Hawking. That cripple doesn't stand a fucking chance against me

 

[SkunkFeet]

Every time I'm reminded Trevor Noah exists, my urge to kick him in his neck gets stronger.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Bro don't beat women, that's rude.

 

[Wuornos]

Ezra Miller, but I also find him too repulsive to approach.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

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In the looming apocalypse I'll rape them. I'm going to chase and rape them. I'm not gay but I will rape them.

I'm a strong guy, but I think even I'd struggle to lift James Corden's fat Br*tish ass up good enough to rape him

 

[Wormy]

Seems we've got a lot of takers on the ol' Ralphamale. I say we put him in a ring, grease him up real good, and see who can catch that hog first.

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[Elbow Greased Strength]

I think I could probably body slam Queen Elizabeth or give her a solid piledriver.

Like come on I'd be doing you all a favor...she's been a 0/0/0 for like 30 years, you're way behind in tech now.

 

[Meat Target]

Every time I'm reminded Trevor Noah exists, my urge to kick him in his neck gets stronger.

This, but for Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, and Stephen Colbert.

 

[MadDisaster]

Ellen Page. She might have the T, but I think I've got her beat in height, weight, and reach. All the fun of hitting an obnoxious kid, without actually assaulting a child.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Many of them except like The Rock and shit. No way Ben Affleck or Morgan Freeman or Danny Devito are beating me.