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Who the fuck would want to hang out with you anyway? You’re a fucking bitch.
Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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Who the fuck would want to hang out with you anyway? You’re a fucking bitch.
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r
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@WogglebugLover, what was the thinking behind this? I'm genuinely not trying to be rude here, but wouldn't you want the character model to look more like you? Was this body shape the only option? Your hair is different too.
I really enjoy Cherie's persistence and stubbornness. As an overthinker, her one-track mind and disregard of everything and everyone that doesn't serve her Woggledreams is weirdly admirable, including how her rebuttals are always delivered in the same methodical manner. I get it's probably due to crippling autism rather than strength of character, but all the same.
I really enjoy Cherie's persistence and stubbornness. As an overthinker, her one-track mind and disregard of everything and everyone that doesn't serve her Woggledreams is weirdly admirable, including how her rebuttals are always delivered in the same methodical manner. I get it's probably due to crippling autism rather than strength of character, but all the same.
I can't wait for this party. I'll bring along some fruity gin in honour of the Wogglebug. I'll also bring wine and martinis for the sophisticates, and some whiskey for the bros. I'll bring homemade nuggies and soda for you, Cherie. I'll also bring a baggy of magic mushrooms for the adventurous. They're the golden teacher variety, again in honour of Woggie. We can pretend we picked them in the Enchanted Forest! And then finish the night with a Wogglebug movie marathon whilst tripping balls. (I will not be blamed for any ensuing orgies.)
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION! The abundantly softhearted @WogglebugLover has asked me to post a revised version of the Wogglebug's message from a few days ago. This revised version removes the Wogglebug's previous statement that "marriage is between a man and a woman only."
I think it's inspiring that Cynthia is going so far out of her way to show such kindness toward homosexuals, even though they've made such insidious efforts to force their amoral sodomitic lifestyle on the Wogglebug franchise.
I think it's inspiring that Cynthia is going so far out of her way to show such kindness toward homosexuals, even though they've made such insidious efforts to force their amoral sodomitic lifestyle on the Wogglebug franchise.
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First of all, I really and truly WAS exactly as thin as that character model of me when I first made it all the way back in 2011 or 2012. And second of all, I just don't want to change it because for one thing, as I said before, I DO plan to get to be that thin again one of these days.
Thanks. I know you just want to help me. And the Wogglebug wouldn't have had to make these statements if it hadn't been for the trolls trying to harass me in telling me they think my vision is wrong and what it should be. Which is just wrong of them to do. They just don't understand what it's actually like to have a vision for a whole franchise is what it is.
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Then why not start now? I hear it all the time, "oh I'll lose weight after the holidays" or "I'm too busy right now to start" or whatever. It's an excuse like everything else. There are days that I don't want to wake up early to exercise but I do. Do you know why? I ask myself do I really want this? And the answer is yes so I drag my ass out of bed and do my thing. The day that I sleep in and don't exercise is the day I've given up.
You want to change? Make the change NOW. The only thing holding you back is yourself. So the only person to blame is yourself.
Oh no! Your Mommy is going to be there?
That's cool. She already knows and says it's cool. I'm bringing some cheap wine and a big straw for her like she asked. Do you know if she prefers the boxed stuff like Franzia or something with added sugar like Yellow Tail? I figure I'll bring both just in case.
You don't speak for him. He's more than capable of speaking for himself.
She's a big girl now and big girls need their own space. It's also good for her mother that Cynthia isn't always around in her hair all the time.
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ATTENTION! I've received another urgent transmission from Genoma!!!
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I'M IN ATLANTA WITH THE STRIPPERS!
We got here this afternoon because our plane leaves at 5:20 AM EDT, and the only way I can be up and be there on time is through the help of drugs and alcohol.
I'm so glad to hear that Cherie's mom is cool with the party and is going to join us. She was in the no-tell motel business, so I bet she knows how to party.
See you all in less than 24 hours!
We got here this afternoon because our plane leaves at 5:20 AM EDT, and the only way I can be up and be there on time is through the help of drugs and alcohol.
I'm so glad to hear that Cherie's mom is cool with the party and is going to join us. She was in the no-tell motel business, so I bet she knows how to party.
See you all in less than 24 hours!
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That Wogglebug, always thinking about children.
I'm so ready for this party. Maybe we should bring Cherie a healthy veggie platter instead? Chicken nuggies made her into what she is today.
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when she calls "the police" it's really going to be the signal for the male strippers to show up to make an arrest for a CRIME OF PASSION
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It was actually from binge eating pie and ice cream for a year and a half that made me overweight. I did it because it was keeping my mind off of Richard.
And I just got off the phone with my mother and I told her all about the lot of you. And she says you CAN'T come to my apartment for anything. And that if you do, she WILL call the police for me at least.
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But I'm already here Cynthia. I'm in your walls.
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No, you're not.
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I have good cause to believe he probably isnt lying, unfortunately
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Its actually a phenomenon more common than people realize. https://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-secretly-lived-in-other-peoples-homes/christopher-shultzYes, I am
There are other kiwis here as well.
It tends to happen mostly to well known individuals, celebrities, writters, and so on, especially those with their address easily accessible and posted on forums. Of course it could happen to anyone. Its why I stay well armed myself!
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Then show yourselves.Yes, I am
There are other kiwis here as well.
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We're invisible.
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The entire point of people hiding in other peoples houses is not to be seen/caught. They aren't going to show themselves because you ask them to, unfortunately.
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In that case, won't you come meet us at the Waldorf Astoria for a nightcap? There's an old fashioned with your name on it!
Normally I would consider this a joke. However, @Massa's Little Buckie did actually get arrested back in 2020 for hiding in Russell Greer's house, so it's possible he's actually there. If I were you I'd be very cautious about unexplained noises around the house.
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Also, please double check the inside latches that keep your windows locked shut. If you notice that any of the mosquito screen is overly snug in the frame, it may be evidence of people sneaking in and quickly pulling it shut behind them.
Intruders tend to "roam" a house. Meaning you might check your closet, and see thats its empty, then under the bed, its also rmpty and then another closet, therefor you would think your alone, right? Roamers will first be hiding under the bed, but by the time you check there, they will have slipped back into a closet that you have already checked. They are quite fast and even looking aeay a moment is enough time for them to hide again. Its how the people in the link i posted were able to hide. Sometimes for years.
The people in this thread have known you for years.