DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I feel compelled to share a moment that perfectly captures who DSP is as a person


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From DSP's Boomer statue video, from when he was trying to scam his fans by selling them statues via email instead of eBay or Amazon and at highly inflated prices, DSP visibly breaks the styrofoam packing and then within 15 seconds lies about when and how the styrofoam broke.
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I actually disagree here. If you focus really closely from the beginning on where it breaks along the bottom, you can see the crack line before he takes the statue out. He very well could have done that earlier, but he doesn't break it in this video imo. He's still a shameless, degenerate liar though.

SaidNoOneEver said:
Say a final price for an item you sell is $76. USPS Medium Flat-rate shipping box is $15 (added to final price). Then the buyer is charged 10% sales tax by ebay. That buyer pays ebay $100.10 total and then eBay determines their 12.35% fee from that ($12.36). Since the seller doesn't get the tax money and the shipping is also out of their pocket the $12.36 fee is subtracted from the $76 sale price and that's what they get from ebay
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Not to turn this into eBay bitching lol but, yeah, this royally pisses me off. Basing their percentage off of money you don't get and then deducting that from the money you do is total horseshit. I buy and resell rare / out of print comic collections, have made around 200 sales, and the money I've given to them in fees makes me fucking sick. If someone is really having trouble meeting my price and wants me to agree to something that just doesn't make sense on my end, I sometimes will try to move the sale off site because I can give them a bigger break on the price if I don't have to account for seller fees. They monitor emails for signs of exchanging personal information, so I usually just type up a 'call or email me at....', snap a screenshot, then just attach it to the email. It's seemed to work fine so far haha.

Equally infuriating is when they stopped paying out via Paypal making it take like 4 days to get your money, only to have recently started offering 'expedited' transfers for a fee where you can get your money within a few minutes, as if they just figured out how to send it sooner and it wasn't possible to offer that from the beginning. Just a way to squeeze another 1.5%. Pricks.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
I hate to say I agree with DSP in that I just don't understand why people are acting like a one to one remake with slightly better graphics of a game everyone has played a dozen times already is some "return to form" for Naughty Dog. I feel gross saying it, but it's true.
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the only people who are excited about TLOU are soycucks who want to be fucked by a tranny
dsp isn't pushing the envelope
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
I hate to say I agree with DSP in that I just don't understand why people are acting like a one to one remake with slightly better graphics of a game everyone has played a dozen times already is some "return to form" for Naughty Dog. I feel gross saying it, but it's true.
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Maybe I'm missing Naughty Dog making some big promise or people are getting hung up on the language, but it seems fairly standard to release an older game for a newer console with upgraded graphics/bundled DLC. I mean, Phil is currently playing a version of FF7 that's basically the same thing, plus the built in cheats. Several games did the same thing when the PS5 came out and it periodically happens with older PC games so they run on modern systems. I definitely think it's weird to say it's a return to form, but it's equally weird to be upset about it. Or really care at all. It'd be like if someone tried to praise Bethesda for releasing yet another version of Skyrim. I mean, Phil carries a grudge and can't move on from anything, he'll hate Naughty Dog forever now, but I'm surprised other people actually care about it.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Maybe I'm missing Naughty Dog making some big promise or people are getting hung up on the language, but it seems fairly standard to release an older game for a newer console with upgraded graphics/bundled DLC. I mean, Phil is currently playing a version of FF7 that's basically the same thing, plus the built in cheats. Several games did the same thing when the PS5 came out and it periodically happens with older PC games so they run on modern systems. I definitely think it's weird to say it's a return to form, but it's equally weird to be upset about it. Or really care at all. It'd be like if someone tried to praise Bethesda for releasing yet another version of Skyrim. I mean, Phil carries a grudge and can't move on from anything, he'll hate Naughty Dog forever now, but I'm surprised other people actually care about it.
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You're totally right. I don't care for the TLOU or Naughty Dog in general so I have no horse in the game, but I do think it's cringey how people are getting so excited about this. It'd be one thing if it was a full on remake like FF7 got, but some updated graphics? meh.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Maybe I'm missing Naughty Dog making some big promise or people are getting hung up on the language, but it seems fairly standard to release an older game for a newer console with upgraded graphics/bundled DLC. I mean, Phil is currently playing a version of FF7 that's basically the same thing, plus the built in cheats. Several games did the same thing when the PS5 came out and it periodically happens with older PC games so they run on modern systems. I definitely think it's weird to say it's a return to form, but it's equally weird to be upset about it. Or really care at all. It'd be like if someone tried to praise Bethesda for releasing yet another version of Skyrim. I mean, Phil carries a grudge and can't move on from anything, he'll hate Naughty Dog forever now, but I'm surprised other people actually care about it.
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I think it's partly the arrogance and partly the price. Any other developer would be selling a bundle of the first two games together at a higher resolution for reduced price to make some easy money and keep the franchise in the public consciousness while they work on the sequel. Instead they're touching up the graphics on one of the games and charging $10 more than the original release retailed for. It's a shitty move.
 
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The fact DSP tells a blind fan "you are not seeing what I'm seeing" says everything about how much DSP really cares about his fans, and especially fans with a disability.

It's mostly exaggerated/faked interest just to get on their good side, come off as the 'good guy' standing up for them and soak up as much financial support as possible in the process. Once the support starts to dry up, the mask comes off.

With that being said; SuperBlindMan is a proper cunt in his own right.
 
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Comma said:
The fact DSP tells a blind fan "you are not seeing what I'm seeing" says everything about how much DSP really cares about his fans, and especially fans with a disability.

It's mostly exaggerated/faked interest just to get on their good side, come off as the 'good guy' standing up for them and soak up as much financial support as possible in the process. Once the support starts to dry up, the mask comes off.

With that being said; SuperBlindMan is a proper cunt in his own right.
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Whenever Phil mentions his love to his wheelchairs, always remember this

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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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jmcrofts is actually respected in the FGC and has an enjoyable channel I really hope he never collabs with Phil
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thats so islamic of him. here is someone who has nothing to do with DSP. Talking positively about a game no one has even played yet. And along comes Darksyde FuckingPhil. Putting his tendrils through all that positivity and attempting to strangle the game before it's out.
"No Goyim. I'M not the one being needlessly toxic. The GAME Devs are our common enemy. Ack Ack Snort"
Good job staying Drama free. Hopefully when Iron Hamster changes they're heading we can have a "Days since Phil stayed out of other people's shit" counter
 
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Shirō Ishii said:
this is literally his version of 4th Place at Evo. He has nothing going for him and it's all he talks about.
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Kinda worse than the 4th at Evo though. The Naughty Dog guys could've easily called up another blind bastard to give them advice about being blind. The 4th at Evo is at least earned.
 
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8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;) said:
Dude, this motherfucker sat on Twitter and WWE Champions all day. When he still hasn't pulled Rahndah Rahssey after however many pulls does he take that frustration out on Twitter?
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It'S probably the only outlet he has. Except perhaps drinking more Gin. Or do you think he gives his wife his micro penne? He probably can't even look at his bloated horse anymore unless he has a certain level of Gin in him
 
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