When you think about it, aren't all couches really fart couches?

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Hey, man. I'm just sayin'.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Explain.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Mine receives curry in several forms including aerosols of cumin flavor

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

What kind of filthy animal doesn't wear a fart catcher when sitting on a couch? It's literally what they're made for.

 

[Doji]

Gotta keep it warm somehow.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

What kind of filthy animal doesn't wear a fart catcher when sitting on a couch? It's literally what they're made for.

Who can afford a servant these days?

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Depends on the material. Farting on a leather couch is just depraved.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

All beds are just fart beds.