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My hypothesized Nick-Induced Crazed-Keffals Ragefest (NICKeR) has seemingly been delayed, but the NICKeR bros aren't out of the game yet!
 
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Chandler Bing said:
Off topic from Lucas from a second sorry


The boys over at RLM review it and it's a good watch if you're interested.
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Thanks for the link. I 'm an RLM fan but haven't seen this one yet. No worries about going off-topic, I'll bring it back for us:

Lucas is an ugly mentally ill fat man and I would not have sex with him.
 
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MushroomLandTV said:
I don't know if I'm late but his baldness is getting worse. He used to be good at hiding his baldness before but now it's more apparent. I don't know if he's lazy or his hair is falling off.
I wonder if he's stressed or something.
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I like to imagine Keffals over 40 is going to look like a troon Larry David.
 
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Irate Feline said:
Calling it now, we're getting a week of him telling his sycophants "my therapist told me to [X] and [Y] uwu" in between passive aggressive but not directly hostile subtweets before he forgets about his "therapy" completely and goes back to being a shitter with no discernible changes.
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“X” and “Y”. An ironic joke. Lucas has a few extra chromosomes. *Also doesn’t know the difference between them.
 
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Winter said:
Doubt he's gonna see a therapist, he could be saying this to garner sympathy from his already dumb audience or to try to have KF change its opinion on him. Plus he knows all his tweets are seen by this thread so-
also, than*
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He has gotta be unironically retarded if he thinks seeing a therapist is gonna change even 1% of peoples opinion on him
 
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Considering it's Canada, I doubt the "I'm seeing a therapist next week" line. Therapy on public healthcare has notoriously long waiting lists, and I really don't see Lucas paying out of pocket for private care. I know Canadians with actual jobs still using public healthcare and struggling to get non-specialist shit dealt with in less than a month.

Does he have a history of therapy? Has he already been seeing a therapist regularly? I don't think he's ever mentioned it, and it would have gotten him a lot of good boy pity points.

Though it might be some online trans therapy bullshit with a "certified therapist" rather than actual therapy. $10 an hour for gender affirmation, what a steal.
 
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Roak said:
He has gotta be unironically retarded if he thinks seeing a therapist is gonna change even 1% of peoples opinion on him
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That’s all he needs is the 1%. It’s the troon ratio.
cerulean hydra said:
Considering it's Canada, I doubt the "I'm seeing a therapist next week" line. Therapy on public healthcare has notoriously long waiting lists, and I really don't see Lucas paying out of pocket for private care. I know Canadians with actual jobs still using public healthcare and struggling to get non-specialist shit dealt with in less than a month.

Does he have a history of therapy? Has he already been seeing a therapist regularly? I don't think he's ever mentioned it, and it would have gotten him a lot of good boy pity points.

Though it might be some online trans therapy bullshit with a "certified therapist" rather than actual therapy. $10 an hour for gender affirmation, what a steal.
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Fuck gender studies.
 
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Roak said:
He has gotta be unironically retarded if he thinks seeing a therapist is gonna change even 1% of peoples opinion on him
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If he had actually seen a proper therapist in his youth, perhaps Lucas could've avoided making poor life choices like castrating himself and pumping his puffy eunuch body full of estrogen. Maybe that same therapist could've convinced him to stop being a lazy commie faggot and get a real job instead of being terminally online. Alas, we will never know what this version of Lucas Roberts could've achieved.

On a more serious note, I too highly doubt the validity of his claim of seeking therapy. He may be saying that to garner sympathy but there is the possibility he needs to catch up on the dilating he missed this week from his 7 hour chimp out.
 
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cerulean hydra said:
Considering it's Canada, I doubt the "I'm seeing a therapist next week" line. Therapy on public healthcare has notoriously long waiting lists, and I really don't see Lucas paying out of pocket for private care. I know Canadians with actual jobs still using public healthcare and struggling to get non-specialist shit dealt with in less than a month.

Does he have a history of therapy? Has he already been seeing a therapist regularly? I don't think he's ever mentioned it, and it would have gotten him a lot of good boy pity points.

Though it might be some online trans therapy bullshit with a "certified therapist" rather than actual therapy. $10 an hour for gender affirmation, what a steal.
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Yeah that's true, Lucas to our knowledge never leaves his house lol, he has food delivered all the time too. Probably some BetterHelp shit or a troon from twitter calling themselves a psychologist
 
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NotShared said:
I got the vax and I deeply regret it. My heart has been racing since March 2021 and I have never caught Covid, (no allergies, no medications, 6’1, 185 lbs, O-) and advise others not to get it and avoid boosters. It is a vaccine against a strain that no longer exists. If an unvaccinated person catches Omicron the natural immunity is better than the vaccinated. When someone vaccinated against the Wuhan strain gets vaccinated against a new one their immunity reverts to the first vaccination. Both sides seem to take credit for
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you went from "ironic right-wing troon hater" to "psychotic pseudo-science shill" real fast, buddy :politisperg:
 
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