The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

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There’s also a Moscow, Virginia. Looks to be a small rural town off the road always from DC and Richmond.

Seems to be a small rural town. Where did Gunt get stuck exactly and rescued by the based black farmer? 4D51A652-3D61-4F0E-A6DA-9451A8620C1C.jpeg
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The shitty tiny circuit breaker would fit with a mobile home
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Also I would find extreme hilarity since Meigh left digibro because he was going to be "literally homeless" because he wanted to move into an RV, and then Ralph and her end up in a trailer. chef's kiss.
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Where did you see that? That's a very small circuit breaker.

My normal 2 Bedroom house has 3x the amount of breakers. I wish we could read the amps. That would be telling.
 
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Why the fuck would he move all to the Northern WV panhandle? The eastern panhandle made sense, Sisco there, not that far afield from DC or even Richmond, but moving up near old rust belt area below Pittsburg? Did a big KS fan have a cheap house for him to move into? Seriously. Had to be Ralph getting a “deal” to end up in such a weird place if that’s where he is.

If he’s living there he’s joined our death fat cow Life by Jen who lives in Wheeling.
 
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Titanium Vagina said:
My normal 2 Bedroom house has 3x the amount of breakers. I wish we could read the amps. That would be telling.
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This is not a criticism at all: My favorite thing about this thread is all the autism about breakers and electric wiring. That and that @HarrySachz meme:
 

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Christorian X said:
This is important and it's why I need to go through the replay as soon as the VOD is up to clip it. If he said "Moscow" and not "Moscow, WV" then we have a wider issue. There is a Moscow, Tennessee just east of Memphis (about 45 miles). While Moscow again helps us. We want to be sure.
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There's also a Moscow PA and one in Idaho. We can definitely rule out Idaho, right?
 
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If there are any kiwis near Moscow, MD, it looks like you could case the whole town in 5min. You'd of course have to wait for him to return from Richmond and then you could spot his truck.
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Also, what are the chances fed Alaska purposely put out Moscow as disinfo? I'm 50/50 on that.
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It's possible. I need to see the clip and see how he delivered it.
 
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fisherman said:
He was saying that Ralph couldn't stream today because he was driving from Moscow to Richmond. Then he realized that he fucked up and was apologizing profusely. Could be any Moscow in the vicinity of Richmond.
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Lmao, imagine affiliating with Baked Alaska.
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He was saying that Ralph couldn't stream today because he was driving from Moscow to Richmond. Then he realized that he fucked up and was apologizing profusely. Could be any Moscow in the vicinity of Richmond.
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So all that's known is that it'd be a Moscow that's a day-trip away from Richmond? That leaves several, actually. In order of likelihood, you've got
  1. Moscow, Virginia (2 hour drive) - A tiny unincorporated community in Virginia
  2. Moscow, Maryland (4 hour drive) - A tiny town of less than 500 people as of 2010.
  3. Moscow, Pennsylvania (5 1/2 hour drive) - A town of ~2000 people as of 2010
  4. Moscow, Ohio (8 hour drive) - A village in Ohio of less than 200 people as of 2010.
  5. Moscow, Tennssee (12 hour drive) - A tiny city of ~500 people as of 2010
Of course you also have the likelihood that Baked intentionally "accidentally" gave a fake city, either as a Russia joke or as a red herring. If it was a genuine slip-up, all of the Moscows are tiny.
 
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So we have a few things here:

1) It appears Baked only said "Moscow" and not "Moscow, WV"

This widens the search but it may also offer more plausible examples.

There are actually quite a few "Moscows" in the USA. The three that seem to be most likely are:

1) Moscow, MD - It is on the MD/WV border just west of Cumberland. What makes this location as the most probably to me is its minutes outside of West Virginia and only 35 miles outside Michael Sisco's place of residence. It is approximately a 4 hour drive to Richmond, VA which would make it within a reasonable driving distance. Map included:

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2) Moscow, WV - The place in unincorporated territory and a redneck shithole. It's essentially Appalachian Sandy Shores. All it contains is an RV Park and is 3 miles south of a dog track and casino. It's about a 6.5 hour drive to Richmond and a 3.5 hour drive to Sisco's house in Romney.

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3) Moscow, VA - This is another small town close to the West Virginia border. It's approximately 2 hours drive to Richmond, VA, and 2 hours south of Sisco in Romney. This feels like a solid possibility as well.

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A quick rundown of what we know:

1) Ralph claims to be streaming from the second floor as he had to go downstairs for groceries.
2) Ralphs Android phone has been Tweeting from CST but could be spoofed.
3) It appears the house he is in has recently had work done due to the somewhat fresh and shoddy breaker work.
4) Sisco referred to Ralph's internet as "shitty West Virginia internet". Due to the other two towns having some close proximity to the WV border they are included.
5) Ralph has stated he would be driving back and forth to the VA home to get things.
6) The room Ralph is streaming from has direct bathroom access as he gloated about that "luxury" on stream.

As an addendum, there is, in fact, a Moscow, TN which is about 35 miles East of Memphis. The reason I don't go into as much detail as the drive times, the comments made by Sisco, and other facts seem to dismiss it.
 
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Titanium Vagina said:
💯 I don't think he's spoofing anything.

Also, what are the chances fed Alaska purposely put out Moscow as disinfo? I'm 50/50 on that.
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Nah he is a retard, and Moscow from any US state is too obscure to just casually throw out there. It makes more sense that Ralph fled to a tiny backwater village, thinking he would be undoxable, and Baked just blurted out what Ralph had told him earlier without thinking like the moron he is.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Nah he is a retard, and Moscow from any US state is too obscure to just casually throw out there. It makes more sense that Ralph fled to a tiny backwater village, thinking he would be undoxable, and Baked just blurted out what Ralph had told him earlier without thinking like the moron he is.
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There's still the possibility of it being a joke. This faggot needs to hurry up and end the stream so we can get the replay.
 
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