Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

I still think Kiwi farms should open a gofundme for Chris to get bailed out already. How much (if at all) is his bond?

No. Chris needs some extended time away from the internet and away from the general population.

 

[The Dude]

So, I don't have any evidence for this, and this is more of a blind hypothesis, but hear me out.

Incel-like guys tend to suddenly become not only more happy, positive, and more productive when they start getting laid regularly. Fucking his mom might have actually (temporarily) improved Chris' life.



Maybe, but running the Farms has given Null lots of valuable experience in network security, which can be applied to business opportunities. Attempting to tard wrangle Chris has given Null more experience in financial matters. This is valuable experience in general.

EDIT: Minor PL, but dealing with mentally ill people personally gave me a lot of life experience that helped me in other career matters.

If improving one's life requires sexually taking advantage of one's elderly, demented parent then they never had a life worth improving. That's a life worth ending and saving the world a problem.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

If improving one's life requires sexually taking advantage of one's elderly, demented parent then they never had a life worth improving. That's a life worth ending and saving the world a problem.

I’ve often thought that Chris’s existence is a perfect example of why sometimes, abortion really would have been worth considering.

Borb was way too old to be having kids but thought they knew better.

Some would argue abortions are a result of rape but for Barb, an abortion would have prevented rape.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

More Chris sperging about his tulpas and retarded Jesus shit.

I wonder if Chris ever made a Barb tulpa to fuck.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

I’ve often thought that Chris’s existence is a perfect example of why sometimes, abortion really would have been worth considering.

Borb was way too old to be having kids but thought they knew better.

Some would argue abortions are a result of rape but for Barb, an abortion would have prevented rape.

Barb didn't want an abortion. She wanted Chris to lock down Bob

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Trust and believe, because he'll leave jail with virtually no penalties and under the assumption that his delusions were the cause for saving him, he will go right the fuck back to 14BC.

He'll shuffle his ass into the kitchen and have himself some Fruity Pebbles, pretending nothing ever happened. Barb will be so out of it, she'll either not care or won't know what to do. In the end, the cops will show up and the only thing Chris will say is:

"Don't worry fellas I'm Jesus."

At this point, he just reminds me of a rapey, retarded Butters.

"Lululu, lululu, goin' home on monday lululu.... lululu, lululu, gonna fuck my barbie, lululu"

 

[A-№1]

If improving one's life requires sexually taking advantage of one's elderly, demented parent then they never had a life worth improving.

I don't think it improved Chris' life.

I’ve often thought that Chris’s existence is a perfect example of why sometimes, abortion really would have been worth considering.

Chris' existence is a perfect example of why divorced, lonely men like Bob should learn their lesson and not leap back into matrimony with the first gold digging, baby trapping town bicycle that comes their way. Or, at the very least, get vasectomies.

Barb didn't want an abortion. She wanted Chris to lock down Bob

This.

The biggest problem with abortion is the women, like Barb, who don't get them.

 

[normankrasner]

Barb didn't want an abortion. She wanted Chris to lock down Bob

if Barb was pro choice, there would be no Sonichu

 

[Baobinga]

I still cant believe Chris has been in jail this long for fucking his mom. This covid era has been surreal.

 

[Dagᴏth Ur]

if Barb were pro choice, there would be no Sonichu

One can only dream.

 

[Ophelia]

I still cant believe Chris has been in jail this long for fucking his mom. This covid era has been surreal.

And it’s still not long enough.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

And it’s still not long enough.

I'd be suprised if he's not back in court before the year is out.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I'd be suprised if he's not back in court before the year is out.

5 days to his next appearance unless there's another continuance, so 361 days in jail. Maybe a misdemeanor plea, since this hasn't been bumped up to Big Boy Court.

 

[Solid Snek]

if Barb was pro choice, there would be no Sonichu

I disagree; if Barb were pro-choice, she would have still had Chris (to lock down Bob).

The kid she would have aborted is Cole. Based on the timing and the controversy over who his father was, it's clear that Cole was an unwanted mistake, and from what little we know about Cole's early life, it seems like he was always badly treated and considered a burden.

Cole would have been the one hoovered out of Barb's vagina, and assuming childfree Barb didn't manage to land a better future husband than Bob, Chris and Sonichu would remain largely unaffected.

 

[King Metalia]

An update this small doesn't deserve a thread. Thank god the next hearing is coming soon.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I still think Kiwi farms should open a gofundme for Chris to get bailed out already. How much (if at all) is his bond?

 

[Chazzed Up]

5 days to his next appearance unless there's another continuance, so 361 days in jail. Maybe a misdemeanor plea, since this hasn't been bumped up to Big Boy Court.

I don't follow the legal aspects of this situation super close but as far as I'm aware they cannot have another continuance given Chris is about to hit the one year mark.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Some would argue abortions are a result of rape but for Barb, an abortion would have prevented rape.

Fr I was musing the other day upon how barb is possibly the only person to have aided and abetted their own statutory rape

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Fr I was musing the other day upon how barb is possibly the only person to have aided and abetted their own statutory rape

Isn't that every statutory rape that isn't also regular rape?

 

[185405]

Kengle and Helena are extremely retarded and can't even tie their shoes, I think this will bomb really fast.

Also don't rate OP autistic, she is just being informative.