Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I’ll never understand why the cows don’t just leave the internet.

I'd sink to Keffal's level (aside from cutting my dick off and pedaling HRT to minors) and put up with the harassment in a heartbeat if it meant making as much money and living the ultimate NEET lifestyle.

 

[Retink]

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Uh oh, he apologized, now the lefties smell blood in the water and they have no issue eating their own.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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Archive everything! Learn how to archive everything. Archives are worth more than anecdotes.

If you are going to post a tweet from Lucas that is not deleted yet, please archive it. It takes only a few seconds. Here’s an archive.

How are you going to fight back Lucas? Gonna ratio the Farms?
(A)

How is this bit still going on? It was never funny.
(A)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nah I don't think you're actually sorry

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• Addicted to his computer as a child
• Thinks he’s a woman
• Dad died at a young age
• Does gross, sad, disgusting porn
• Cuts his dick off to fulfill his fantasies
• Addicted to winning vapid internet arguments
• Addicted to robbing more successful people of their means of income
• Fosters a haram of other mentally Ill young boys into injecting literal “bath tub estrogen” intravenously

“No problems here! ”

• Gets too many Twitter and LèReddit hecking down boops

“Guies I need to see a therapist ”

I’ll never understand why the cows don’t just leave the internet. Oh well, more lolz for us.

What? And groom children outside in the real world? Never.

Spoiler: Trannies and teh internets; an epilogue

Lucas needs the internet, it’s his pipeline of “cat boys”.

But more seriously, the Internet is what made him a tranny and he won’t be able to live his life without it. If he unplugged, all the bad thoughts he packs away via obsessive Twitter usage would creep back into his head and without his online sycophants to tell him that what he’s done with his life was actually amazing and “based” he would… we’ll let’s just say he won’t be a happy camper.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

I’ll never understand why the cows don’t just leave the internet. Oh well, more lolz for us.

It's an attention addiction. When they're not online, they're thinking about shit they did online or can do online, arguments they could have said such-and-such in, etc.

It's drug addiction with massively varying symptoms

 

[AMHOLIO]

Nah I don't think you're actually sorry

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So he's either....

• Lying (of course)
• Paying out of pocket to attend a therapist who he will not pay attention to
• Having his mom pay out of pocket for him to have a therapist he will not pay attention to
• either of the previous two but the only thing he learns is more ways to manipulate people and will only continue therapy to get more asspats and make himself look more like a victim

I can believe any of these.

By the way, there's no way in hell Lucas is going to ever learn to chill out. Constantly freaking out and starting drama is the only way he's able to keep his small audience. If he doesn't constantly get in arguments on the internet or meltdown, he has no content. No one fucking cares for his video game streams, no one fucking cares about his political takes, his big "hits" are when he's trying to rally people to get someone deplatformed, and it turns out hinging your entire platform on that doesn't tend to bode well for longetivity.

I wouldn't be surprised if drama is one of the few things that stimulates him and gets his jollies off. How else are you going to feel good if you can't feel better than other people?

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Man keeps hitting bee's nests for pleasure, claims the nests attacked him first.

Love never giving a direct apology to someone who deserves it and speaks only of his own pain.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

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I like how he says "trans people and allies" which as far as I can tell specifically excludes Hunter Cuckalone given all previous and current statements from Lucas.

You know, despite the fact that Hunter deserves one, no matter how cucked and embarrassing he is.

But he dared to utter the one word which is above all else tranny kryptonite and completely unforgivable:

"No"

 

[HatredOfScissors]

lol

 

[Sprate Header]

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lol

I've also heard the author of that article rarely cries.

 

[kludge]

Plans on dropping something that will 'forever change the nature of discourse' regarding online political commentators; ends up making everyone mad at him to the point of resorting to the "I will visit a therapist" excuse
This shit is honestly too funny.

 

[Reaper King]

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lol

"(S)he breaks down"

Even more lol

 

[Kuruzu]

I’ll never understand why the cows don’t just leave the internet. Oh well, more lolz for us.

This troon nigger is such a raging narcissist that he has no other option than to spiral and spiral and spiral publicly until he inevitably implodes.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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lol

>she

 

[Gourmet Race]

Hello Lucas, in order to avoid mean words online you can simply turn off your computer screen or close your eyes. Hope this helps!

But how is he then suppose to destroy the final boss of transphobia!? Lucas, if you're reading this, the final boss of transphobia is in this land, and he is now aware of your weakness, which is mean words on the internet. You must train your endurance stat by malding at every mean words directed at you or else the final boss of transphobia will win. You are the troon's last hope, Lucas, don't let them 41%!

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

But how is he then suppose to destroy the final boss of transphobia!? Lucas, if you're reading this, the final boss of transphobia is in this land, and he is now aware of your weakness, which is mean words on the internet. You must train your endurance stat by malding at every mean words directed at you or else the final boss of transphobia will win. You are the troon's last hope, Lucas, don't let them 41%!

It's dangerous to go alone, here take this scootypuff.

 

[Chuck]

Hello Lucas, in order to avoid mean words online you can simply turn off your computer screen or close your eyes. Hope this helps!

he won't listen, trannies and NEETs spend all their time online so they don't have to think about their horrible life choices, so them going offline for any amount of time is basically a death sentence.

 

[Lolidaki]

only first heard of this freak around the time he was campaigning/appealing for that teenage twitch tranner who got taken into foster care by the cops during a Livestream, had no idea it was this bad.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

That second tweet feels like satire. It barely functions and some of the terms used are nonsense.

Fuck no Lucas, learn to grow the fuck up. Do you know that in the real world, not some bullshit hugbox where you get paid to contribute nothing to society, you have to sometimes tolerate people you’d rather not? I’m not saying to tolerate me or anything of the sort, but you should learn to be able to disagree with other streamers without turning into a ragepig. That’s what people with some basic respect for others do. The stress caused by the Farms isn’t an excuse either. It would have been very easy for you to stunt the growth of this thread when it started. Instead, you have continued to feed the beast. Seeing you like this comment has made me agree more with some of the Kiwis here that say your parents clearly failed you by raising you to be a little shit. Grow the fuck up.

What a farce. Giving access to sketchy ass bathtub chemicals with negative quality control instead of directly supplying them doesn’t make it a good thing.

Far from a computer expert here, but why are we replacing the function key with a key for some vidya? I didn’t think PC games even used function in any default layouts.

 

[Winter]

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Fuck no Lucas, learn to grow the fuck up. Do you know that in the real world, not some bullshit hugbox where you get paid to contribute nothing to society, you have to sometimes tolerate people you’d rather not? I’m not saying to tolerate me or anything of the sort, but you should learn to be able to disagree with other streamers without turning into a ragepig. That’s what people with some basic respect for others do. The stress caused by the Farms isn’t an excuse either. It would have been very easy for you to stunt the growth of this thread when it started. Instead, you have continued to feed the beast. Seeing you like this comment has made me agree more with some of the Kiwis here that say your parents clearly failed you by raising you to be a little shit. Grow the fuck up.
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What a farce. Giving access to sketchy ass bathtub chemicals with negative quality control instead of directly supplying them doesn’t make it a good thing.
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Far from a computer expert here, but why are we replacing the function key with a key for some vidya? I didn’t think PC games even used function in any default layouts.

Putting a keycap on with something other than Fn doesn't make it do something else, it's still a function key. A lot of cheap chinese keycap vendors will put dumb shit like "super" on it lmao

 

[boongus]

Far from a computer expert here, but why are we replacing the function key with a key for some vidya? I didn’t think PC games even used function in any default layouts.

I think it's trying to say "Super Alt" as in "Super Alternative" or maybe "Super Alt-Right".