Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

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It's always funny to me how those genderspeshul blobs go through the trouble of writing entire fucking manifestos to tell people why they shouldn't interact with them when the first line of their tweeter bio alone is enough to convince anyone sane to walk away.
All it does is get their extra rage out, virtuesignal to friends, and tell bullies how to annoy them.
 
Boys i've found a horror... there's another website like carrd thats used by weirdos called rentry.co. nothing different other than layout but still as autistic as ever. however here's a carrd to begin with then two rentry.co.

her whole personality is hating on xenogenders and christianity. imagine being that boring
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How much do you want to bet she's just "15% Cherokee there for i'm not white anymore!"? why is cherokee always the go too?
Her youtube isn't all that interesting apart from talking about xenogenders, neopronouns and christianity and how she hates all of the above it's so fucking funny to see transgenders fight amongst each other- guess I dont have to pay for entertainment anymore.
Her twitter and instagram links are broken as she was massed reported off of twitter from what i gatherd looking her name up on it- but is now ban evading and semi-self doxing herself on twitter. also youtube channel and does art commissions with the most basic warrior cat artstyle I've ever seen.
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now for the rentry.co's
Their carrd* leads too links of other things. they're plural and have made autistic flags and are a system.

"otherkin" contains multiple links to; beetle, askanian(sheep), fairy and cat related wikipedia pages
pronouns link to a pronouny
syshost links to a page about system members but it also links to a carrd relating to other members.
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very weird DNIs like post about eddworld or fatphobic
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https://pronouny.xyz/u/other / https://rentry.co/osddsus

'alterlogs' include some very strange stuff like 'tag this' or thats because blocking isnt an option- some even have their own twitters!
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pinned tweet of the ofone links to another system /autism :https://rentry.co/tuiamor / http://txti.es/8gzrw4b / https://pronouny.xyz/u/ily2
otherkin leads to links to a florida white rabbit and moth (Hyalophora cecropia) wiki pages
splitrojects leads to more system things
de/luv links to a pronouny
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in their carrd* links to an actual carrd of their system members; https://systemsus.carrd.co/#
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under their 'Links' link it sends you to a list of flags they've coined
Coiner of an autistic sonic flag- no I'm serious
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https://rentry.co/pompurindotcom / https://pronouny.xyz/u/cowwstep
also otherkin-links too; moth (Dryocampa rubicunda), rex rabbit, highland cow, cat (Colorpoint Shorthair)
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'bounderies' include no femboys, nsfw accounts, and if you think blackwashing is real then fuck you
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Links lead to more tisms
"label hoard"
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pinterest with stuff like this on it: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/cowwste...ccd8da245ec16eb039d&sender=628604197897789399

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I swear to God, seeing these fucking Zoomers trying to cultivate an online following across multiple platforms makes me want to have an aneurism. Did something happen to the concept of "different website, different username" in the last 5 years that I'm unaware of?
Idk how to tell you this but Google Docs isn't a social platform.
 
If you're sharing Carrds, it's a good idea to attach screenshots or an archive (or both, but you have to archive each page). I've been looking back in this thread and some of the Carrds are either gone or the URL is claimed by a different person, therefore the info on it that was being made fun of has changed.


Onto the thread tax since I didn't want to yell at you retards without contributing to the retardation.

I have some substantial content from mediocre people due to the amount of bullshit I have to explain to make it make sense to people who don't use Carrd. Furthermore, this goes over Rentry, which was originally made to make it so those with poorer internet in third-world countries can easily access information, similarly to txties. However, once these fags got their hands on it, they shat it up.

Now what I find interesting is that you can easily find stupid Carrds by just searching the word "Carrd" now. Going on a site like Twitter and clicking the latest results often has teens saying "check my Carrd" or boasting about how they just finished updating/making their own. This can be an easy way to find both thread content and see how cookie-cutter Carrds can be.

Aside from boasting about their Carrds or asking people to check theirs, there's some that mention it in other contexts. One popular thing people do, if you're familiar with Carrds, is include the names of their friends or mutuals on it. Usually this is in a section that mentions "friends" or "moots", but it can also be slapped in there anywhere. Some take it a step further and write public messages that should really be private to their friends.

So this is how I saw this, and being who I am, I was curious to see Joshua's Carrd.
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iHugSeungin's Carrd: https://puppymaniac.carrd.co/
This is the only content on her Carrd, though it's spaced out very weirdly. It's nothing too significant otherwise; it's your typical run-of-the-mill Carrd.
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For those uncultured, here's a quick overview of what some of this means.
- All prns = use any pronouns on me. However, "she/her" is only for close friends.
- "No TW" means they don't have any triggers that need to be tagged.
- OT9 Stay is some kpop speak. I'm not touching kpop with a 20-foot pole so you're on your own with that. Same with a stan list.

But I was curious if there was anything on the person she was replying to. After all, if it was just Joshua, I wouldn't have spent the time writing all of this. Despite xexair being a private account, the link to the Rentry she has is public. So is her "bio" in the location section.
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I'm assuming the bio is all abbreviated words due to the character limit, so I'll provide a translation. What's in the bio is also located in her Rentry, but the Rentry expands upon everything.
For those fortunate enough to not understand what any of it means, this person is saying:
- Her pronouns are he, xe, vae, it, chae, fox, and idol. She doesn't want you to use she or they pronouns.
- I don't know what chaeri or hyein mean, but Hiseasian I'm assuming is "Hispanic Asian"
- TME = trans misogyny exempt, which is the new term used in place of AFAB, FTM, or transman.
- NBY = nonbinary, PLYM = polyamorous.

xexair's Rentry: https://rentry.co/xexair
- BYF/DNI list + additional pages: https://rentry.co/xairules | https://rentry.co/xairdni | https://rentry.co/xairblocked
- Pronoun page: https://pronouny.xyz/u/xexair
- Names list: https://rentry.co/xairnames
There is also a list of interests but nothing stands out to me so I have not taken any screenshots of it.

Since this Rentry includes a lot of garbled terms that you may not know unless you're chronically online like myself, I'll be including an explanation of each page as needed.
Main Rentry:
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This also includes more than the short bio does. To explain what's here:
- List of self-diagnosed ("sdx") disorders (bpd, hypersexuality, manic depression)
- More gender terms (tme enby transmasc transneu transxenic); these stand for trans-misogyny exempt, nonbinary, transmasculine, transneutral (I'm assuming "androgynous" in presentation), and a term I'm unfamiliar with.
- Sexuality information (aroaceflux aegosexual polyam lesbian). These essentially mean fluctuating aromantic/asexuality ("my level of attraction is not consistent") and aegosexuality (defined as liking sexual content but not wanting to participate in sex). I doubt I need to explain polyamory or lesbian.
- "Tags" mean to tag something triggering. On Twitter, people often do this by writing "// TAG" at the top of the tweet. So for example, you'd write "// EYE STRAIN" to cover one of this individual's triggers.

Rules Rentry + additional pages:
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BYF means "before you follow" and serves as anything the person deems necessary for their followers to know. DNI means "do not interact" and serves as a list of people they will not interact with based on said criteria. You know, because blocking people is out of the question!

BYF:
- Main priv means that this is her main private account, implying she has others.
- Constantly changing my neos refers to neopronouns, which is also covered in the "switch between my names/prns" part.
- She wants your age and race listed somewhere on your profile before you interact with her posts.
- HB to UF means hardblock to unfollow, which will break a mutual following.
- TL over DMs means they prefer interactions in tweets and comments instead of in DMs.

DNI:
- Basic DNI refers to anything on one of these three sites: Listography, Carrd 1, Carrd 2. This is the catch-all term for the typical "DNI if you're racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc." nonsense.
- Mspec lesbians is based on the fact some people call themselves "bisexual lesbians" (or any other sexuality + lesbian). Surprisingly enough, most people in the SJW crowd are against this as it's too woke and retarded even for them.
- Fonts in account is due to screen readers being unable to read fonts, thus making tweets and bios utilizing such hard to read.
- Languages as aesthetic is interesting since it's a newer problematic thing. Even using characters, not just words, is deemed as a problem. However, Xexair proceeds to do this in the main Rentry with "はじめまして". Granted this is most likely a phrase from a character or something, but it still is being used as some cool title rather than being informational.
- Names of people (fictional and real) that you can't support/stan. I don't know any name except for Khoi Dao, who's a voice actor for Albedo from Genshin Impact.
- "Why did I get SBBed" on the "Why am I blocked" page just means that a follower is softblocked. Softblocking is quickly blocking someone so they no longer follow you and unblocking them.

"DNI: following these people" leads to a public blocklist with an explanation. A lot of it involves the fact the people on said list have misgendered her, but there are some more explanations in the screenshot. Nothing that important or special though.

The pronoun list, as it's too long to screenshot, includes information such as:
- "she her can only be used by partners : no she they prn otherwise : no gendered terms". These people have now figured out a way to gatekeep pronouns in a manner where only certain people can use them.
- Pronouns being divided into categories of catchall, frequently used, kinda there, not seen, and emoji pronouns. I counted 70 pronouns in total.
- Some of these pronouns go against the "using languages/cultures in a fetishizing or cutesy way" in the DNI. This includes "hime/himself", "miku/mikuself", and so on.
- Other pronouns of note include: lesbian/lesbianself, cute/cuteself (and others playing into a cutesy theme), adorbz/adorbzself, and angel/angelself.

Rentry Name List:
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I don't recognize every name but I'm aware that Adaman is a Pokemon character, Gumi is a Vocaloid, and Ayato, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, and Kaeya are Genshin Impact characters. She also uses "bones" as a name while also using bone/boneself pronouns as seen in her Pronoun.y.

There is also a name list within the Pronoun.y that is equally unfinished:
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I was able to find all of this within just a second. These aren't super striking or super cringe Carrds/Rentrys, mind you, but these are generally the types to make these sites. It also goes to show how obsessed some people are about these sites, such as this person below. There is no Carrd/Rentry linked or info in her bio that is worthwhile but her Tweets show just how obsessed some people are over these sites.
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The reply to this is someone telling her to use white because it matches her Twitter layout. This is another common thread in Carrds; they tend to stick to a layout to try and make things aesthetic. I will admit some Carrds can look rather pleasing but most use the same few templates to where they're all so boring and stale, even to look at for content.

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This is an unspecified embarrassingly long amount of time working on this that I'll never get back, and these aren't even personal lolcows.

ETA: Forgot to include a few screenshots and reworded a few sentences due to weird grammar.
 
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Found in the wild on Discord. Wanted to post it sooner, but she took it out of her bio for a bit. There are way too many fucking pages to archive here.
https://linktr.ee/basilhaven (Archive)
"Rainbow Cardd" https://thekeyofdestiny.carrd.co/ (Archive)
"Omori Cardd": https://temporarybliss.carrd.co/ (Archive)
- A lot of the juicy stuff is on this one. (Archive of '1') (Archive of '2') (Archive of '3') (Archive of '4') (Archive of '5')
"Kin Carrd": https://basilsmeadow.carrd.co/ (Archive)
Pronouny https://pronouny.xyz/u/strawberryhaven (Archive)
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I'm not on good terms with this thing, and you can see why.

edit: Forgot to archive the GoFundMe (Archive)
 
Found in the wild on Discord. Wanted to post it sooner, but she took it out of her bio for a bit. There are way too many fucking pages to archive here.
https://linktr.ee/basilhaven (Archive)
"Rainbow Cardd" https://thekeyofdestiny.carrd.co/ (Archive)
"Omori Cardd": https://temporarybliss.carrd.co/ (Archive)
- A lot of the juicy stuff is on this one. (Archive of '1') (Archive of '2') (Archive of '3') (Archive of '4') (Archive of '5')
"Kin Carrd": https://basilsmeadow.carrd.co/ (Archive)
Pronouny https://pronouny.xyz/u/strawberryhaven (Archive)
I'm not on good terms with this thing, and you can see why.

edit: Forgot to archive the GoFundMe (Archive)
It's always interesting to see what types of characters these people relate to and are the real version of (no doubles!!!). It's always the same characters too. In all honesty, if the whole "spiritual" kinning was legitimate, what makes any of these retards think they'd be a main character? Because they relate to them? If you can relate and feel for a character, you're just proving whoever wrote that character is a good writer.

Also kinning Basil of all OMORI characters? At least it plays into the delusional part of this person. :/
 
Found in the wild on Discord. Wanted to post it sooner, but she took it out of her bio for a bit. There are way too many fucking pages to archive here.
Oh god, I don't usually dissect these, but keep in mind this person is 20:
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This is the equivalent of announcing you're wildly unpredictable, prone to meltdowns, and will force all conversations around you if you get bored. Followed by playing with people's emotions for your own gain. This sounds so unpleasant, and I say this not because all people eith mental illnesses are intolerable (I've got too many people I love as well as myself to claim otherwise) but people who collect them and pile them on and instantly tell you about them is a sure sign of "I will use these to excuse any bad behavior I do in the future."

Likely, she has one or none of these, and is just attention seeking.

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Sorry, can't help it.

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Without knowing who these are, this sounds very strangely petty. If you don't see their feed on your timeline, who cares? And if you think your follower is feeding them information about you, just block them. Close your eyes, walk away.

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1. This is nigh impossible to prevent. There is a 99% chance she does this herself.
2. :story:

Part of her taglist includes these:
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I understand violent imagery but you're not being searched on twitter, you can just say "Saw" so we know it's not the Sew or Sow franchise or something.
Needing the first 50 years of the 1900s recorded music plus a single album from the 2010s tagged is some of thr most batshit things I've read in a while. I assume it gives them bad memories of parents and likely a friend/date with the later, but being severely triggered by Louie Armstrong is killing me.

I'm so sorry, weird internet person, but being a woman is something none of us can change and run away from. Accepting the term and coming to peace with it is the ideal situation, with reclaiming and finding community in it to be the best. I don't know what your trauma is but even if we get hysterectomies, our XX chromosomes will change our medical histories (for example, men and women have different heart attack symptoms) and how we interact with the world. There's nothing wrong with being a woman, miss, and I say this as a woman myself. I know I won't be able to convince you since you're not going to read this and if you do you'll be too mad to consider my words, but remember, it gets harder to run away from things as you get older, and accepting and empowering yourself is tougher but fucking worth it to be in charge of you being you. Sending the biggest good vibes since your childhood poisoned you against it.

Anyway, remember kiwis: "I have 5 different mental disorders" is no excuse for being batshit online.
 
Oh god, I don't usually dissect these, but keep in mind this person is 20:
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This is the equivalent of announcing you're wildly unpredictable, prone to meltdowns, and will force all conversations around you if you get bored. Followed by playing with people's emotions for your own gain. This sounds so unpleasant, and I say this not because all people eith mental illnesses are intolerable (I've got too many people I love as well as myself to claim otherwise) but people who collect them and pile them on and instantly tell you about them is a sure sign of "I will use these to excuse any bad behavior I do in the future."

Likely, she has one or none of these, and is just attention seeking.

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Sorry, can't help it.

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Without knowing who these are, this sounds very strangely petty. If you don't see their feed on your timeline, who cares? And if you think your follower is feeding them information about you, just block them. Close your eyes, walk away.

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1. This is nigh impossible to prevent. There is a 99% chance she does this herself.
2. :story:

Part of her taglist includes these:
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I understand violent imagery but you're not being searched on twitter, you can just say "Saw" so we know it's not the Sew or Sow franchise or something.
Needing the first 50 years of the 1900s recorded music plus a single album from the 2010s tagged is some of thr most batshit things I've read in a while. I assume it gives them bad memories of parents and likely a friend/date with the later, but being severely triggered by Louie Armstrong is killing me.

I'm so sorry, weird internet person, but being a woman is something none of us can change and run away from. Accepting the term and coming to peace with it is the ideal situation, with reclaiming and finding community in it to be the best. I don't know what your trauma is but even if we get hysterectomies, our XX chromosomes will change our medical histories (for example, men and women have different heart attack symptoms) and how we interact with the world. There's nothing wrong with being a woman, miss, and I say this as a woman myself. I know I won't be able to convince you since you're not going to read this and if you do you'll be too mad to consider my words, but remember, it gets harder to run away from things as you get older, and accepting and empowering yourself is tougher but fucking worth it to be in charge of you being you. Sending the biggest good vibes since your childhood poisoned you against it.

Anyway, remember kiwis: "I have 5 different mental disorders" is no excuse for being batshit online.
Without going into detail, this person gets on my nerves. Having a Carrd like this was a big enough sign for me to avoid them, but I flipped shit when she posted these videos of her hamsters thinking they were "Cute uwu"





This poor hamster, man. I tried to inquire about how much she feeds them this stuff, never got a reply back. (Keep in mind that hamsters should NEVER eat junk food or salty food).
 
Found in the wild on Discord. Wanted to post it sooner, but she took it out of her bio for a bit. There are way too many fucking pages to archive here.
https://linktr.ee/basilhaven (Archive)
"Rainbow Cardd" https://thekeyofdestiny.carrd.co/ (Archive)
"Omori Cardd": https://temporarybliss.carrd.co/ (Archive)
- A lot of the juicy stuff is on this one. (Archive of '1') (Archive of '2') (Archive of '3') (Archive of '4') (Archive of '5')
"Kin Carrd": https://basilsmeadow.carrd.co/ (Archive)
Pronouny https://pronouny.xyz/u/strawberryhaven (Archive)
I'm not on good terms with this thing, and you can see why.

edit: Forgot to archive the GoFundMe (Archive)
why she needs her carrds in two different layouts?

also, for the @SWETHORT stuff, i like that the person says don't use languages/cultures in a fetishizing or cutesy way then half ot the names are from (asian) videogames or other asian content.
 
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