Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

He does this from time to time. He’ll make cryptic posts about mail and packages he’s sending out without any explanation as to who they are for in hopes that his “followers” will be intrigued and assume it’s something super amazing for someone super important. He’s expecting loads of inquisitive comments. As usual, no one cares but us….just barely though.

The last time he did something like this, it was the letter he hired an attorney to write explaining why AGT had to let him on the show. That led to the AGT lawsuit. Perhaps this mysterious package will lead to more hilarity, for us at least.

Since we are his only fans, he might as well tell us. Just create an account already Russell

He won't. He won't post on any site where he can't delete comments that make him look bad.

 

[Kumquat]

He does this from time to time. He’ll make cryptic posts about mail and packages he’s sending out without any explanation as to who they are for in hopes that his “followers” will be intrigued and assume it’s something super amazing for someone super important. He’s expecting loads of inquisitive comments. As usual, no one cares but us….just barely though.

It always amazes me how Russell's mind works. He just seems to mindlessly copy what he thinks other people do without actually bothering to figure out the nuances of what he's mimicking. His idiot brain just does "I saw it work for this guy, so it has to work for me!" without ever stopping to analyze any of the particulars of the situation.

 

[ScooterL]

It's always funny to see Russ going off about the farms and Null and how he's going to 'bankrupt' it all. The funniest part is that he has the power to stop all the attention he gets without needing legal representation or spending a penny, and he doesn't even know it.

The solution is right there in plain sight, but he'll never see it-

If the milk stops flowing, the farmers move on.

Waitaminnit. Are you saying that if Russell Greer stopped publishing detailed information about himself, I would have nothing about him to comment on?

Holy shit, that never occurred to me.

 

[moocow]

I'm just waiting for the day that all his plans blow up in his face and he's prevented from suing anybody or he gets smacked down so hard by the courts that he won't dare try it again.

I think we all know he's never going to stop trying to weaponize the legal system. He went to college to become a certified legal expert. He's spent the entirety of his adult life studying the law and hatching schemes to abuse it. It's far too ingrained in his character for him to ever give it up at this point.

What else does he have? Prostitutes and trying to become famous in the music industry? He's got no talent, negative charisma and an utterly repulsive personality so the music career isn't happening. Prostitutes are pricey (or risky if you're willing to step outside legal avenues to find them), and he's basically a janitor so that can only ever be an occasional indulgence.

But that word processor won't tell him "no" or make fun of him, and it'll let him type as much nonsensical legalese as he wants. It'll never run out of fresh blank pages for him to contaminate with his rantings, and those In forma pauperis applications sure get easier to fill out the more he does it. For him, filing a lawsuit costs nothing but time and the cost of postage.

Even if he does ever successfully piss off a court to the point that it declares him "vexatious," he'll just move on to another one. It's not like they're in short supply. Remember how some far-left activist judge in Hawaii of all places kept blocking Trump's executive orders while he was in office? There's always some court somewhere willing to listen to even the dumbest of legal propositions.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You telling me you wouldn't give a handjob to drive the Mutt Cutts van?

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It's funny because I'm liquored AND my dog just got a mutt cut. :-)

Also, Fuck the Drool Golem right in the asshole. He may be bisexual, but only if he's on top. wtf was I thinking? NO ONE is gonna do this EVER.

 

[NoosJunki]

I think we all know he's never going to stop trying to weaponize the legal system. He went to college to become a certified legal expert. He's spent the entirety of his adult life studying the law and hatching schemes to abuse it. It's far too ingrained in his character for him to ever give it up at this point.

What else does he have? Prostitutes and trying to become famous in the music industry? He's got no talent, negative charisma and an utterly repulsive personality so the music career isn't happening. Prostitutes are pricey (or risky if you're willing to step outside legal avenues to find them), and he's basically a janitor so that can only ever be an occasional indulgence.

But that word processor won't tell him "no" or make fun of him, and it'll let him type as much nonsensical legalese as he wants. It'll never run out of fresh blank pages for him to contaminate with his rantings, and those In forma pauperis applications sure get easier to fill out the more he does it. For him, filing a lawsuit costs nothing but time and the cost of postage.

Even if he does ever successfully piss off a court to the point that it declares him "vexatious," he'll just move on to another one. It's not like they're in short supply. Remember how some far-left activist judge in Hawaii of all places kept blocking Trump's executive orders while he was in office? There's always some court somewhere willing to listen to even the dumbest of legal propositions.

Saul Droolman

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It's because everything that goes wrong in his life is because of the Orchards. Didn't you know that? When he stubs his toe it's because of the Orchards. When somebody looks at him funny it's because of the Orchards. When some saggy pants thug drives by with his radio blaring gangsta rap it's because of the Orchards.

We are his white whale. Except in this version of the story instead of them killing each other Russ will just fade into nothingness and we'll still be here.

He thinks we're everywhere, waiting for him in every dark alley, behind every corner, in every black Jetta.

How many users are actually actively engaging in this thread? 20? 50?

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[TractorGirl]

Since we are his only fans, he might as well tell us. Just create an account already Russell

As long as he doesn’t create an “OnlyFans” we’ll be good

 

[Stinkyboy]

Russell really never uses google, does he?

https://www.cokesolutions.com/products/recipe-box/coca-cola--chocolate.html

SERVES	1
INGREDIENTS	8 fluid ounce Coca-Cola® 1 fluid ounce dark chocolate syrup
GARNISH	1 maraschino cherry
METHOD	1. Fill a 16-oz. glass half full of ice 2. Combine all ingredients; stir 3. Garnish with a maraschino cherry

 

[Bridgeburner]

Russell really never uses google, does he?

https://www.cokesolutions.com/products/recipe-box/coca-cola--chocolate.html

SERVES	1
INGREDIENTS	8 fluid ounce Coca-Cola® 1 fluid ounce dark chocolate syrup
GARNISH	1 maraschino cherry
METHOD	1. Fill a 16-oz. glass half full of ice 2. Combine all ingredients; stir 3. Garnish with a maraschino cherry

Not that I'm defending Russ, but I think he meant an official Coke with chocolate (as disgusting as both sound). You can make your own meatball-flavored Coke if you want and put it online, getting a google result on it doesnt mean much.

 

[Stinkyboy]

It’s from a site run by Coca Cola to use with their “freestyle” machines.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Now that is an intense resoect for chocolate.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The last time he did something like this, it was the letter he hired an attorney to write

That didn't happen:

This is the "law firm" he hired to write the letter https://dashandassociates.co/ and their "office" address links back to this https://www.davincivirtual.com/loc/us/new-york/new-york-city-virtual-offices/facility-6617 which is a "virtual coworking space" whatever the fuck that is. Basically it looks like they let you use their address for your business if you pay them a subscription and mail forwarding fee.

It's very clearly a fucking scam. They even use stock photos next to testimonials like Russ does on his site.

Check this out:

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It's a either a scam, or just a service that despite it's promises just lends you a shitty lawyer's name to put in your letter. Remember, that 'lawyer' had the exact same style of writting as Russ.

 

[Easy J]

Russ, you're so cute with your passive-aggressive bitchboy remarks. Being too much of a fucking pussy to post words on a forum you constantly read and impotently seethe about is so...you. Kinda' like when you scrawled a literal kill list of people you were too cowardly to confront in person. Pipsqueak.

 

[Papyrus]

Never let it be said we're not an equal opportunity gossip site. QaShontae Short, the lady Russ is talking about, is freaking hilarious.

In this video posted by TMZ, she yells over the judge until he's forced to mute her. The boyfriend laughs silently through the entire hearing.

It's a pattern of behavior, too. She's sued Flint PD and AT&T (both dismissed). She hasn't sued a celebrity and written a book about it, but she has potential.

A white supremacist site hasn't doxed her (or Rusty...the Orchards isn't one), but yeah, there's a good chance this incident will be used against her wherever she goes. Leave it to Russell to pick an example that supports the polar opposite of the point he's trying to prove.

 

[TractorGirl]

Never let it be said we're not an equal opportunity gossip site. QaShontae Short, the lady Russ is talking about, is freaking hilarious.

In this video posted by TMZ, she yells over the judge until he's forced to mute her. The boyfriend laughs silently through the entire hearing.

It's a pattern of behavior, too. She's sued Flint PD and AT&T (both dismissed). She hasn't sued a celebrity and written a book about it, but she has potential.

A white supremacist site hasn't doxed her (or Rusty...the Orchards isn't one), but yeah, there's a good chance this incident will be used against her wherever she goes. Leave it to Russell to pick an example that supports the polar opposite of the point he's trying to prove.

You mean supramocist.

Edit: double post

 

[Cilleystring]

I see Russ finally caught on like 6 years later that you can call anyone you don't like a white supremacist. He's really trying to hammer that in lately thinking it will gain him support and sympathy. He's so fucking behind on everything.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I see Russ finally caught on like 6 years later that you can call anyone you don't like a white supremacist. He's really trying to hammer that in lately thinking it will gain him support and sympathy. He's so fucking behind on everything.

That and he's started using some classic troon lines too.

"Muh right to exist!"

"They want me dead just because I exist!"

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

That didn't happen:


It's a either a scam, or just a service that despite it's promises just lends you a shitty lawyer's name to put in your letter. Remember, that 'lawyer' had the exact same style of writting as Russ.

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How much you wanna bet Russ wishes he had balls as big as this bitch? You just know he’d love to get in a screaming match with the judge in his suit against Dear Feeder about how the judge got everything wrong. The judge would be so cucked he would retroactively repeal Section 230 and send Null to be a Guatemalan Toe Model to pay off the 100 million pesos they would award him.