DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

Yeah, just saw Phill being a dick to one of his supporters and later banned him on stream (the dude was giving him loads of money daily).

Doesn’t really narrow it down

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

i think he admitted that he has debt again. with his credit he's not qualified for a loan, or home refinancing, so all he has left is credit cards.

Don't be confused, just because DSP has a Mature Adult Business Degree he actually has no fucking idea what he's talking about when it comes to even the most basic financial terms. Debt = bills, tax attorney = accountant, business = begging.

I'd put money on his bankruptcy lawyer saying he wouldn't be able to get credit cards -- meaning non-bottom of the barrel, fuck your life over credit cards -- and him just taking that at face value and doing no investigating because he's DSP.

 

[Michael Janke]

Debt = bills,

i'd believe that except for the fact he declared bankruptcy. he should be familiar with what debt is.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

i'd believe that except for the fact he declared bankruptcy. he should be familiar with what debt is.

Declaring bankruptcy doesn't mean he learned shit. Phil makes up things on the fly. Saying he has debt makes it sound like he's in more trouble than he actually is just to scam his retards into giving him money. To assume that Phil knows anything makes you just as retarded and gullible as his whales as he as a 14 year track record and hasn't changed.

EDIT: The only things he knows about is probably WWE but he can't talk about it. Even with food he uses words he has no idea the meaning of/uses it incorrectly constantly despite it being one of the other few things which he has an interest in

 

[Misao Hyper]

DSP GET A JOB sign on ROH

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Watching a 40yo legitimately cry over a cat in a video game for 10min was perhaps the worst and most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen on YT.

 

[Balr0g]

Watching a 40yo legitimately cry over a cat in a video game for 10min was perhaps the worst and most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen on YT.

Never forget

 

[Chernabog3000]

On the topic of Trademarks. What Philism would be the quickest for him to trademark if he had the pocket change to do so?

Than can be stuff he uses regularly or just every now and than that makes you laugh. I'm sure I have some misconceptions about trademark but I don't pretend to own a buisness and practice law so don't sue me here.

Basically these are Some of my favorites Phil sayings. That when i hear they come with the implication of them being part of his brand as trademarked phrases.

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My bad if this belongs in this dspisms thread. Just thought it was topical. Probably just funny to my dumb ass brain.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Watching a 40yo legitimately cry over a cat in a video game for 10min was perhaps the worst and most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen on YT.

Is this fucking robot pulling this shit again? Phil is going to say that this is the game of the year over Elden Ring, isn't he? It's fucking Bugsnax all over again.

 

[TJGamebox]

DSP GET A JOB sign on ROHView attachment 3521790

I had to

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'd put money on his bankruptcy lawyer saying he wouldn't be able to get credit cards

If so, that advice would have been worth well more than he paid her.

i'd believe that except for the fact he declared bankruptcy. he should be familiar with what debt is.

No. He's only familiar with what begruptcy is.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Vet? Maybe.
"Clean out"? Probably.
Clean out? No.

I'm with whoever said it a couple of days ago in one of their videos (Shinko Fleur or Meerkat maybe?).

He probably already has the new PC and at the end of the closet stream will pull the "oh what's this?" And take out a PC.

It will be about as gay as the jasper reveal.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is this fucking robot pulling this shit again? Phil is going to say that this is the game of the year over Elden Ring, isn't he? It's fucking Bugsnax all over again.

Stray is a really well made game that's beloved by most, though. Crying for 10 minutes is a bit much, but no shame in feeling emotional about it. It's way too short and simplistic to be Game of the Year or anything like that.

Whereas Bugsnax was just your decent kiddie puzzle adventure game that got repetitive.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Stray is a really well made game that's beloved by most, though. Crying for 10 minutes is a bit much, but no shame in feeling emotional about it. It's way too short and simplistic to be Game of the Year or anything like that.

Whereas Bugsnax was just your decent kiddie puzzle adventure game that got repetitive.

I'm not denying that Stray is a good game, but knowing Phil, he'll blow it out of proportion (as he just did) and latch onto it as his pick. That, and he's already memory-holed all of the money Slayer threw at him for Elden Ring.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Whereas Bugsnax was just your decent kiddie puzzle adventure game that got repetitive.

ACTION PACKED FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you troll.

 

[Iron Father]

Either her titties shrunk, or she had some help from bras

She's definitely a bra gorl. Remember that old 2012 couch vlog where she's clearly braless?

Not bad but also a bit flapjack-tier. However, apply some support?

Spoiler

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Checking out Stray now and it looks a lot more interesting when Phil isn't clowning it up. Looks like a game worth getting on sale

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Posted this on Shinkos stream.

Someone Get Keem to buy DSPGAMING and have this whole level 1 podcast trademark debacle serve some much needed Karma.

edit: it takes around 3 years to buy dead trademarks, but a rich person like Keem could circumvent this.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Checking out Stray now and it looks a lot more interesting when Phil isn't clowning it up. Looks like a game worth getting on sale

To be fair, this is applicable to most games Phil plays.

Even when he’s playing games generally considered to be masterpieces, he’s got a genuine talent to make them appear to be as plain and boring as dirt.

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm with whoever said it a couple of days ago in one of their videos (Shinko Fleur or Meerkat maybe?).

He probably already has the new PC and at the end of the closet stream will pull the "oh what's this?" And take out a PC.

It will be about as gay as the jasper reveal.

Shinko is also one of those fucking idiots who swore up and down that 1MM was 100% Phil. This new run of Detractors is the most typical ass Sequel you can get.