Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Crimewatcher 44]

@mbisnark I know you're a newfag, so I'm going to be nice and give you a clue. This thread is for discussing Munchies, not IF mod drama. You've made 4 posts since you joined and 3 were about IF drama. Stop shitting up the thread.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

God damn between Dre and the Battersbee case I'm about at my "women with serious personality disorders using corpses on life support for attention" limit. Reminding me why i stopped posting in Tard Baby. But I gotta say I'm hooked. I wanna see how they end. We know from Jahi the corpse will eventually give up the ghost (no pun intended) no matter how much life support and futile treatment they run so this isn't a scam they can run indefinitely.

Reminds me of those cases where the kid has been abused and is either brain dead or in a PVS and the family wants to keep them on life support because then the abuser won't face murder charges.

@mbisnark I know you're a newfag, so I'm going to be nice and give you a clue. This thread is for discussing Munchies, not IF mod drama. You've made 4 posts since you joined and 3 were about IF drama. Stop shitting up the thread.

There was actual drama over on reddit, someone posted a seven page manifesto about their "rights" as an IF member (lol what) that looked like it was written by a legitimate psychopath and when the mods didn't respond in under an hour wrote an additional two pages of absolute schizo shit, but nah. That doesn't suit the vendetta this person has so it never got mentioned.

I will say it's less annoying than last summer's munchsnark exodus and the 50 pages of "OMG TESS TOTALLY FAKED HER DEATH I KNOW IT BECAUSE I CALLED THE FUNERAL HOME AND HER GRIEVING MOTHER AND NO ONE WOULD TELL ME WHEN THE FUNERAL WAS!!!!" it generated.

Anyway @mbisnark or neonstarseed or whatever username you want to use, from what I heard you made a complete tit of yourself diagnosing people based on social media posts and either violating HIPAA or writing some fanfic about Ash for attention. You were beating your chest about how you're a real doctor while making basic bitch errors a first year med student would recognize as such and even people with no medfag background realized you were full of shit. We're not here to soothe your bruised ego. Go pretend to be a doctor on quora or some shit.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

There was actual drama over on reddit, someone posted a seven page manifesto about their "rights" as an IF member (lol what) that looked like it was written by a legitimate psychopath and when the mods didn't respond in under an hour wrote an additional two pages of absolute schizo shit, but nah. That doesn't suit the vendetta this person has.

I was going to post about that, but it was pretty incomprehensible. There are some people with a serious vendetta against the IF mods, and they're willing to devote time and energy to making multiple accounts and bothering the mods. Look at a comment from Cat on an unrelated post and the multiple unhinged replies if you want a laugh.

My theory is it's a munchie since they have endless time. Allison (microcatmachine) has been pretty manic lately, I'm not sure how long the harassment has been going on but maybe she's using her newfound energy to do... whatever that person thinks they're doing.

This is the face of a woman who has nothing to do besides harass strangers and cut her bangs with dull pinking shears.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I was going to post about that, but it was pretty incomprehensible. There are some people with a serious vendetta against the IF mods, and they're willing to devote time and energy to making multiple accounts and bothering the mods. Look at a comment from Cat on an unrelated post and the multiple unhinged replies if you want a laugh.

My theory is it's a munchie since they have endless time. Allison (microcatmachine) has been pretty manic lately, I'm not sure how long the harassment has been going on but maybe she's using her newfound energy to do... whatever that person thinks they're doing.
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This is the face of a woman who has nothing to do besides harass strangers and cut her bangs with dull pinking shears.

Ohhhh I kept hearing the name Allison get tossed around but I assumed they meant that feeding tube blob "PartTimePatient" or whatever her name was, the admitted BPD one who would have her man-servant drive her all over creation to different psych wards and then leave AMA the next day. This is what I get for ignoring munchie world for like a year and a half. Off to read.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Ohhhh I kept hearing the name Allison get tossed around but I assumed they meant that feeding tube blob "PartTimePatient" or whatever her name was, the admitted BPD one who would have her man-servant drive her all over creation to different psych wards and then leave AMA the next day. This is what I get for ignoring munchie world for like a year and a half. Off to read.

I actually kind of miss reading about that Allison, between the rat drama, the autism and DID that would disappear and reappear, the endless ways of dodging responsibility for anything, and wasn't she another one that bought and self inserted a feeding tube? I wonder if she's up to the same old thing.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Ohhhh I kept hearing the name Allison get tossed around but I assumed they meant that feeding tube blob "PartTimePatient" or whatever her name was, the admitted BPD one who would have her man-servant drive her all over creation to different psych wards and then leave AMA the next day. This is what I get for ignoring munchie world for like a year and a half. Off to read.

Fun to note, this Allison only ended up with a thread here after pushing to get munchsnark shut down. So not only can you enjoy laughing at her batshit insanity, you can also blame her for the Tess drama shitting up the thread.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I actually kind of miss reading about that Allison, between the rat drama, the autism and DID that would disappear and reappear, the endless ways of dodging responsibility for anything, and wasn't she another one that bought and self inserted a feeding tube? I wonder if she's up to the same old thing.

YES SHE DID! She also had the augmentative speech device for when she "went nonverbal" from her fake autism. She's tubie-on-wheels over on tumblr now but her last posts were months ago and not really interesting. I think she's another one who just got bored and boring until she became irrelevant, but there's always the possibility she's just moved to a new account and no one has given a fuck to find it yet.

Fun to note, this Allison only ended up with a thread here after pushing to get munchsnark shut down. So not only can you enjoy laughing at her batshit insanity, you can also blame her for the Tess drama shitting up the thread.

yeah that's why I kept hearing her name. People were trying to figure out who narc'd on EGW and were comparing it to munchsnark getting the boot last summer. I thought it was odd for Tube Allison to be involved in that because from what I remember she was one of the ones who never gave a fuck that she was being discussed and seemed to actually enjoy it. You think my little pigeon brain would have realized these were different people with the same generic white girl name? Nope.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

There was actual drama over on reddit, someone posted a seven page manifesto about their "rights" as an IF member (lol what) that looked like it was written by a legitimate psychopath and when the mods didn't respond in under an hour wrote an additional two pages of absolute schizo shit, but nah. That doesn't suit the vendetta this person has so it never got mentioned.

I will say it's less annoying than last summer's munchsnark exodus and the 50 pages of "OMG TESS TOTALLY FAKED HER DEATH I KNOW IT BECAUSE I CALLED THE FUNERAL HOME AND HER GRIEVING MOTHER AND NO ONE WOULD TELL ME WHEN THE FUNERAL WAS!!!!" it generated.

Honestly the reddit community around this is half the fun

It's like shoving a bunch of archetypical cluster B's into a paper bag and shaking it wildly.

 

[Totallyunknown]

Dre McCray update...

On Marvon's condition: Marvon's bio mother (the one who had been accosted by Dre and told she couldn't visit because she gave Marvon up within the family) has been allowed to see Marvon in the past week or so. It confirmed that Marvon is no longer on a vent. The mother claims Marvon was semi-responsive and "opened his eyes a bit".

As I said in previous posts, there looks like there's a chance he could live in this state for a prolonged period of time, especially given the families religious convictions. I'm not a medfag but if I were to make a guess: whatever signs of "life" Marvon has is involuntary movement thanks to his probably very damaged brain trying to figure out how to possibly keep working - like a spider leg that keeps twitching after its cut off, the nerve impulses are there but they're fried and don't actually mean anything.

But maybe Dre had exaggerated his condition prior as well and he's not actually super duper brain dead?

Spoiler: More under here

Regarding the legal side of things:

The full police report about Marvon's suicide attempt has been released.

It kind of reads like the cop had no idea he was about to walk into something so insane and maybe thought this was a normal suicide by hanging and didn't do a lot of things you might hope one did at a crime scene and thus didn't notice the rope, didn't ask to speak to the kids, ligatures on Marvon or asked to see the knife Dre used to cut him down. He assumed if there was a physical altercation it would be Marvon fighting Dre and not the other way around. A cop later saw an abrasion on his arm before being flown to a hospital in Tuscon, Arizon.

A second part mentions the 911 call itself where it mentions Dre had called prior (does not describe why) and they already assumed it was Marvon McCray. Dre says she's performing CPR but has to stop to put the dog and her youngest son away in the house who mentioned that "dad told me not to go outside". Sounds like the kid saw his father being given CPR.

The report also states Marvon had attempted suicide by hanging a few months prior.

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- At some point Dre called the FBI to report people on YouTube covering the situation / possibly harassing her.

- Dre's ex-husband is apparently a decorated corrections officer and very respected in his field. Dre has always been extremely controlling and he had no idea Dre was feeding them herbs and also home schooling them. The children are on the Dr. Sebi diet and don't visit dentists. The older daughter has expressed mental health issues she tried to fix with herbs.

- Internet sleuths helped the family collect video evidence of Dre doing this with the kids to go to court for custody. The judge denied the order of emergency custody and has asked for a hearing on custody instead.

- Speaking of internet sleuths - I know WOACB had/has a thread here I'm pretty sure and I know absolutely nothing about her. She explains in a recent livestream why she's bringing this story to her followers because of the elements it has that relates to her usual content + exposure for the family. There is now internet drama between her and Molly Golightly, another YTer I don't know that apparently covered the Heard / Depp Trial who is seemingly at least equally as unhinged as most of the other characters in the story. Both of them have dragged their petty drama into the family of Marvon for some pathetic reason and now I have to sit through rants about unrelated trash drama. Facebook trolls have also been generally harassing the family and the ex-husband because I guess Dre's MLM really was a cult?

Anyways, it makes it hard to follow the updates because things got very trashy very fast and I'm not about to get on Facebook and sift through something atleast infamous level of "high profile" with all the crazy theories and MLM Karen's. Hopefully someone more sane and less trashy starts covering the story so I can get more concise updates instead of meandering in drama and comments from trolls. I'm not surprised though, Dre is very "Facebook" personality type and Facebook users are absolutely worse than redditors IMO.

 

[mbisnark]

God damn between Dre and the Battersbee case I'm about at my "women with serious personality disorders using corpses on life support for attention" limit. Reminding me why i stopped posting in Tard Baby. But I gotta say I'm hooked. I wanna see how they end. We know from Jahi the corpse will eventually give up the ghost (no pun intended) no matter how much life support and futile treatment they run so this isn't a scam they can run indefinitely.

Reminds me of those cases where the kid has been abused and is either brain dead or in a PVS and the family wants to keep them on life support because then the abuser won't face murder charges.


There was actual drama over on reddit, someone posted a seven page manifesto about their "rights" as an IF member (lol what) that looked like it was written by a legitimate psychopath and when the mods didn't respond in under an hour wrote an additional two pages of absolute schizo shit, but nah. That doesn't suit the vendetta this person has so it never got mentioned.

I will say it's less annoying than last summer's munchsnark exodus and the 50 pages of "OMG TESS TOTALLY FAKED HER DEATH I KNOW IT BECAUSE I CALLED THE FUNERAL HOME AND HER GRIEVING MOTHER AND NO ONE WOULD TELL ME WHEN THE FUNERAL WAS!!!!" it generated.

Anyway @mbisnark or neonstarseed or whatever username you want to use, from what I heard you made a complete tit of yourself diagnosing people based on social media posts and either violating HIPAA or writing some fanfic about Ash for attention. You were beating your chest about how you're a real doctor while making basic bitch errors a first year med student would recognize as such and even people with no medfag background realized you were full of shit. We're not here to soothe your bruised ego. Go pretend to be a doctor on quora or some shit.

This is a whole hell of a lot of shit to process and pretty fucking intense. But okay. I'm also not sure what you're so angry about. And why you clock the reddit drama at all and find it annoying if the site and munchie situation there is as ridiculous as we both know it is and you don't use it. Why let them trigger you? That's pretty schizo shit yourself. Pick a line of logic.

None of this was about ego, most people don't derive their egos from the internet let alone fucking Reddit, but instead to get some laughs off of them from people who supposedly got it.

So sorry for bringing you info about a person who's been a talking point in this thread before. That was super dumb. Why would the site that likes unknown details and milking cows want to see such laughable shit? My bad! And why would I bring the only exclusive, non-public info I had to contribute as a new user?! Crazy right? What a dumbfuck I was to actually try to pitch in the place I thought I could join the conservation in seeing the 700+ pages of prior contributions before me?! There's this thing called reciprocity. But nevermind the whole thing, this is even more exhausting than Cat and at like lightspeed. I'll take off for quora now. In the future you might not want to chase people off with the Kiwi autism shit so quickly though. You never know what kind of details they may be privy to and could have given you.

(BTW HIPAA doesn't apply to non-medical professionals or insurers. So how would I even violate HIPAA if I'm a fake doctor dude? Did you even listen before your sperged that out? It's not something random citizens are held to. Your 1st year medfags should probably know that or else they're never going to get to be 2nd year medfags. They should also probably know that any random medical providers on the internet also aren't held to HIPAA anyway because these people aren't their patients. So they're not a covered entity for them. HIPAA doesn't just blanket apply to everyone who sees health information. For Christ's sake this is healthcare 089. These are in fact actual basic bitch errors.)

 

[For The Internet]

This is a whole hell of a lot of shit to process and pretty fucking intense. But okay. I'm also not sure what you're so angry about. And why you clock the reddit drama at all and find it annoying if the site and munchie situation there is as ridiculous as we both know it is and you don't use it. Why let them trigger you? That's pretty schizo shit yourself. Pick a line of logic.

None of this was about ego, most people don't derive their egos from the internet let alone fucking Reddit, but instead to get some laughs off of them from people who supposedly got it.

So sorry for bringing you info about a person who's been a talking point in this thread before. That was super dumb. Why would the site that likes unknown details and milking cows want to see such laughable shit? My bad! And why would I bring the only exclusive, non-public info I had to contribute as a new user?! Crazy right? What a dumbfuck I was to actually try to pitch in the place I thought I could join the conservation in seeing the 700+ pages of prior contributions before me?! There's this thing called reciprocity. But nevermind the whole thing, this is even more exhausting than Cat and at like lightspeed. I'll take off for quora now. In the future you might not want to chase people off with the Kiwi autism shit so quickly though. You never know what kind of details they may be privy to and could have given you.

(BTW HIPAA doesn't apply to non-medical professionals or insurers. So how would I even violate HIPAA if I'm a fake doctor dude? Did you even listen before your sperged that out? It's not something random citizens are held to. Your 1st year medfags should probably know that or else they're never going to get to be 2nd year medfags. They should also probably know that any random medical providers on the internet also aren't held to HIPAA anyway because these people aren't their patients. So they're not a covered entity for them. HIPAA doesn't just blanket apply to everyone who sees health information. For Christ's sake this is healthcare 089. These are in fact actual basic bitch errors.)

Oh my god, take a hint.

Most of us do not care about IF drama, this is a thread for munchie content. Reddit drama can be somewhat amusing but it's all you post about. If you were actually contributing to the thread with discourse about munchies it would probably be fine, but since all you post about is IF drama pertaining to this Cat person it comes across as thinly-veiled vendetta posting whether it is or not. The thread isn't about mod drama. Cat isn't a munchie discussion subject, and has only been brought up due to her proximity to reddit munchie drama, so your posts actually aren't contributing anything to the thread.

Either settle in and participate in the discussion or don't and leave. Please don't continue shitting up the thread.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

This is a whole hell of a lot of shit to process and pretty fucking intense. But okay. I'm also not sure what you're so angry about. And why you clock the reddit drama at all and find it annoying if the site and munchie situation there is as ridiculous as we both know it is and you don't use it. Why let them trigger you? That's pretty schizo shit yourself. Pick a line of logic.

None of this was about ego, most people don't derive their egos from the internet let alone fucking Reddit, but instead to get some laughs off of them from people who supposedly got it.

So sorry for bringing you info about a person who's been a talking point in this thread before. That was super dumb. Why would the site that likes unknown details and milking cows want to see such laughable shit? My bad! And why would I bring the only exclusive, non-public info I had to contribute as a new user?! Crazy right? What a dumbfuck I was to actually try to pitch in the place I thought I could join the conservation in seeing the 700+ pages of prior contributions before me?! There's this thing called reciprocity. But nevermind the whole thing, this is even more exhausting than Cat and at like lightspeed. I'll take off for quora now. In the future you might not want to chase people off with the Kiwi autism shit so quickly though. You never know what kind of details they may be privy to and could have given you.

(BTW HIPAA doesn't apply to non-medical professionals or insurers. So how would I even violate HIPAA if I'm a fake doctor dude? Did you even listen before your sperged that out? It's not something random citizens are held to. Your 1st year medfags should probably know that or else they're never going to get to be 2nd year medfags. They should also probably know that any random medical providers on the internet also aren't held to HIPAA anyway because these people aren't their patients. So they're not a covered entity for them. HIPAA doesn't just blanket apply to everyone who sees health information. For Christ's sake this is healthcare 089. These are in fact actual basic bitch errors.)

This is really embarrassing for you, and for me as a reader of it.

 

[Catmannjew]

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I would say go back to Reddit, but it sounds like they don't even want your brand of crazy.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

For the record, it's EDS and crohn's disease. I've been following her for two years and like you said, way too boring to document. She doesn't openly talk about her health but she does post constantly about how gay and disabled she is and how much ableism and bullying she experiences. I just enjoy watching her get dunked on by people who can tell she's taking the piss, laughing at her fashion choices (which I refer to as "sex offender trying to sneak through someone's acid trip"), and watching her get fat.

She will 100% use this as proof that she's being bullied and harassed by the evil keewee farmers even though I've never mentioned her before and scroll by 99% of her posts. I only stop to glance when she's responding to normal people (especially people who have actual disabilities) who point out how she's fetishizing her mobility aids. She gets so smug and arrogant. Most of those call-out posts are fake anyway, by her own admission.

Fun fact: the reason she's always in the garage or outside in her wheelchair pics is because her house isn't accessible. It's a prop she pulls out for social media, nothing more.

This is the thread for you to discuss idiots on Reddit.

 

[SashaBastion]

Is Paige about to get called out by her “best” and potentially only friend (from what we’ve seen on her socials) for being a munchie? I always felt for this girl Gaby… she posted a TT video a week or two ago sobbing because she was supposed to meet Paige but Paige ghosted her and the friend thought she had died. Munchie-ing didn’t a victimless situation, it must be exhausting to all involved.

 

[Pink Cotton (666)]

Sorry to shit up the thread but has there been any update on Cheyanne’s 5-organ-transplant? There’s only been one post from her since she supposedly went under the knife and there’s been no mention of the transplant since her other munchie pal posted about it like a week ago. The lack of posting about it makes me think that it either didn’t end up happening or she’s in critical condition post transplant.

 

[Dovahshit]

Is Paige about to get called out by her “best” and potentially only friend (from what we’ve seen on her socials) for being a munchie? I always felt for this girl Gaby… she posted a TT video a week or two ago sobbing because she was supposed to meet Paige but Paige ghosted her and the friend thought she had died. Munchie-ing didn’t a victimless situation, it must be exhausting to all involved.

'' but Paige ghosted her and the friend thought she had died''
that must be hell for that friend
i hope she shits the beans at some point,
it will be just as glorious as when paiges mother shat them

This is a whole hell of a lot of shit to process and pretty fucking intense. But okay. I'm also not sure what you're so angry about. And why you clock the reddit drama at all and find it annoying if the site and munchie situation there is as ridiculous as we both know it is and you don't use it. Why let them trigger you? That's pretty schizo shit yourself. Pick a line of logic.

None of this was about ego, most people don't derive their egos from the internet let alone fucking Reddit, but instead to get some laughs off of them from people who supposedly got it.

So sorry for bringing you info about a person who's been a talking point in this thread before. That was super dumb. Why would the site that likes unknown details and milking cows want to see such laughable shit? My bad! And why would I bring the only exclusive, non-public info I had to contribute as a new user?! Crazy right? What a dumbfuck I was to actually try to pitch in the place I thought I could join the conservation in seeing the 700+ pages of prior contributions before me?! There's this thing called reciprocity. But nevermind the whole thing, this is even more exhausting than Cat and at like lightspeed. I'll take off for quora now. In the future you might not want to chase people off with the Kiwi autism shit so quickly though. You never know what kind of details they may be privy to and could have given you.

(BTW HIPAA doesn't apply to non-medical professionals or insurers. So how would I even violate HIPAA if I'm a fake doctor dude? Did you even listen before your sperged that out? It's not something random citizens are held to. Your 1st year medfags should probably know that or else they're never going to get to be 2nd year medfags. They should also probably know that any random medical providers on the internet also aren't held to HIPAA anyway because these people aren't their patients. So they're not a covered entity for them. HIPAA doesn't just blanket apply to everyone who sees health information. For Christ's sake this is healthcare 089. These are in fact actual basic bitch errors.)

holy shit dude, who shat in your cornflakes today?
a real doctor?
''In the future you might not want to chase people off with the Kiwi autism shit so quickly though. You never know what kind of details they may be privy to and could have given you. ''
im so sad im deprived of this wondrous privilege

 

[clockwomble]

Sorry to shit up the thread but has there been any update on Cheyanne’s 5-organ-transplant? There’s only been one post from her since she supposedly went under the knife and there’s been no mention of the transplant since her other munchie pal posted about it like a week ago. The lack of posting about it makes me think that it either didn’t end up happening or she’s in critical condition post transplant.

Mobile fag so hopefully I did this right. Still can’t believe she munched her way into a transplant but kiddie or other organs are still safe from her. For now.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

I have zero idea how the process works but the "back up" and than suddenly "first" seems bizarre to me. Also I have always been under the impression that you have to be an hour from the hospital.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Mobile fag so hopefully I did this right. Still can’t believe she munched her way into a transplant but kiddie or other organs are still safe from her. For now. View attachment 3521894

Jesus. Stop lusting after the organs of deceased people and let them go to people who actually want to live.