DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
You just love to see it. We often go so long without gold like this only to be blessed with a bountiful Hogan-filled harvest on occasion. And exposed by Jasper, on top of that? His own cat has become one of his biggest detractors. I know someone who’s gonna be banned banned banned gone forever from that room now.

Someone said he’s turned on comment approval on that video, so I can’t wait to see what kind of salt we get to mine out of this. Warm up that wallet, Snowkarl. Won’t be hard to bait him into a gin fueled rant over this one. You know he’s gonna go to war over Hogan. Gotta protect my 3 gold star investment, ackackack.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
My bet is on him ignoring every mention of this with a quick "I dont care about this meme/drama bullshit" and that will be everything we are going to get.
I mean, we already knew he is spending all his money on Champions. All this image does is getting the possibility of DSP being Rafters up from 99,99% to a 100.
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True. DSPs position on WWE has been untennable for a while and only the most pignotized supporters are unable to glimpse behind the (thin) veil of bullshit. Another piece of evidence that he's still playing and wasting money requires just another denial in a long row of denials, then he will just LIMB any naysayers and move on.
 
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Phil reading this thread rn:
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Oliveoil said:
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Fucking asshole Phil revealing Champions at the expense of having to look at the disgusting pig's gyrating crotch for 3:38. Legitimately can't decide if this is even a win or not.

Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
God damn do I love the irony of the first thing he mentions during the actual wrap up video that WWE gets shown on his phone Is him talking about how he shut down trolls trying to do dumb shit.

We also can’t ignore this daily wrap shit at its core is massively ego driven, like he doesn’t have the fanbase or popularity to need to do a separate video going over how he spent his streaming day or what’s coming up on his schedule. So it’s nice to know his autistic dedication to rambling about himself and his schedule is the source of one of his biggest self reports
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I call The Daily Wrap 'The Financial Report'. Only DSP could be fucked in the head enough to record a nightly video breaking down how he did during each stream that day in each different category of 'support'. Who tf wants to listen to that?
 
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Best part about it is everytime he takes a break to ''talk to muh Wife and take it shit'' he really is playing WWEChampions. He cant stop himslef because he is a scumbag gambling addict who steals money from blind people and lads in wheelchairs

Because he is Jonesing so hard for sweaty j-pegs he cant even go from the time his stream ends to recording his Daily Crap segment without blowing every single tip he's made as soon as he gets it on shitty mobile games and doordash.

Please if you are tempted to tune in to Phils next stream, for the love of God please use an adblock or watch a restreamer, because he will just blow the extra revenue to fund the most pathetic addiction outside of shitting in nappies and posting the pic on t'internet

This goes for troll tippers as well if you are reading this, do not give this pathetic fuckwit a single dollarh because it will be gone as soon as he can think of an excuse to take a break

And Jasper, we salute you Sir, you truley are the King of the Detractors

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Cistern Rumbler said:
Also his 'comments to be approved' section on Youtube.

I agree with those of you saying he'll ignore this hoping it goes away, but knowing DSP he's eventually gonna lash out on stream.
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If I was Phil, I would either ignore the whole thing or lie about it.
If I couldn't ignore it I would say something like "Yeah all right lads I said I still play some phone games, I said so some time ago and I am a gamer after all. The one I used to play got boring and I was looking for a new one. I figured I would give the meme game the stupid detractors are on about a go. You know because I like wrestling. It's not that bad, but I can't imagine wasting money on it."
Problem solved, dents likely buy it.
There is no way the daft cunt comes out and admits it. Mad lads could likely still report him for bankruptcy fraud. He will die keeping this a secret.
 
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You see, just like most of us, I would expect something like this to logically be the end of Phil. But remember that the dentheads like @JimJimJim already admitted they know Phil spends all his money on WWE Champions and they don't care. I guess they're dentheads for a reason. So I'm curious as to what will happen, but don't get your hopes up too much, you might be very disappointed.

What I'd love is for some denthead *cough* Jaxx *cough* to be outraged, feel betrayed, and as only channel to voice that anger he'll have Kiwifarms. Where he'll subsequently be bullied off the platform.
 
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AckedyAckTheThird said:
You see, just like most of us, I would expect something like this to logically be the end of Phil. But remember that the dentheads like @JimJimJim already admitted they know Phil spends all his money on WWE Champions and they don't care. I guess they're dentheads for a reason. So I'm curious as to what will happen, but don't get your hopes up too much, you might be very disappointed.

What I'd love is for some denthead *cough* Jaxx *cough* to be outraged, feel betrayed, and as only channel to voice that anger he'll have Kiwifarms. Where he'll subsequently be bullied off the platform.
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Don't know if I got my piglore mixed up, but didn't Horsefucker KG also said something along the lines of "Even if he plays this mobile game, it is his decision how he spends his money".

At this point, I'm only expecting the dentest of the dents like Derich or Rhab to believe Dave's lies and the rest just accepts and ignores it.
 
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