I'm very confused. Phil lead me to beleive games that recieve feverent critical acclaim can't be perfect if they have flaws.
How come all those journalists and reviewers who gave elden ring should be put in jail for misleading the public. Their fraudulent 10/10 reviews because you experienced some imperfections. You spent hours berating journalists and players for their scores during your 140 hour playthrough.
But 7 hours of a game you self admittedly experienced bugs in. A game that lost a half hour of your progress(elden ring didn't do that in 140 hours lol, even funnier when you realize he was just btiching about a 15 year old game fable being dogshit for making him redo 10 minutes of quest combat like last week. They should have known better.) My bad STRAYed away from my tangent here. Is that possible? Losing track of a tangent? Does that make sense? Have a lost you?
Let's get back to mature buisness like the professional adult shitheads we are. Steam ratings have the game at a 10/10. But Phil, muh console wars pc master race bullshit, you said it yourself the game is reporting to be choppy for some a handful of pc players. Coupled with your bugs. And those performance issues. Wouldnt it be blasphemy for this game to be rated at 10/10.
That was your entire shtick with elden ring. You went on daily about how at the end of all this you were gonna set reviews straight. You were gonna turn the gaming world on its head. Exposing there lies about game ratings and reviews. How 10/10 means impeccable without flaw etc etc 100 fucking percent.
But than a 5 hour fucking tech demo turned summer surprise thru sheer fucking luck and lack of real opposition comes thru and your out there lapping the shit up like Jaspers fancy fish treats. 10/10 is fine. Cause the game didn't make him angry. The opposite. It made this cold hearted game hating faggot enjoy a couple hours of his miserable life. And that's the saddest fucking thing. Your real cat hates you Phil. And for good reason you are a 0/10 human. Entirely flawed in every aspect. Imperfection at its finest.
Fuck off with your dumb shit appeals to normalcy. People who enjoy games have these experiences with games regularly. Despite the quality of the graphics or the lighting or owning a fucking cat. You just hate games cause you suck at them and are a depressed fuck. The rest of us have these experiences regularly cause we enjoy playing video games and don't need them to let us play with a cat to cope with the fact our irl cat hates us.
This wasn't a game for phil. This was therapy. The closest he's ever gotten to Jasper. Was through a video cat. Lolololol.
