Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Cherie unfortunately we couldn't make it last night because the driver had a bad acid trip and went paranoid on us, so instead I've ordered you a soap kit and hair products so you can wash the filth off your disgusting whale-like figure.

It should be arriving in a week, it also includes a wogglebug style vibrator as I understand absolutely no-one wants you... except maybe Mr Wogglefuck in your delusional imagination.
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Also there's people who are watching you right now, they're in your walls...
 
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Smegma Gaming said:
Cherie unfortunately we couldn't make it last night because the driver had a bad acid trip and went paranoid on us, so instead I've ordered you a soap kit and hair products so you can wash the filth off your disgusting whale-like figure.

It should be arriving in a week, it also includes a wogglebug style vibrator as I understand absolutely no-one wants you... except maybe Mr Wogglefuck in your delusional imagination.

Also there's people who are watching you right now, they're in your walls...
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It's a shame you couldn't have made it. The party was lit. Cynthia cowered in her bedroom all night long even though Momma Hapney tried to coax her out with promises of pizza but she stubbornly refused and stayed in there. But we've decided it's going to be a regular thing so the second last Friday of every month is going to be "Party at the Woggle House". Next time we're going to be bringing the voice actor that does Woggie's voice and he's going to be acting out the movie for us live.
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
Remember a month or two back when I said I was gonna be in Cynthia's neck of the woods as part of a trip? Well, last week I was. I am a strong believer in not pozloading my neghole and no contact etc and stuck to that, but I was also literally five minutes away at one point and had to swing by to pop out of the car for literally 15 seconds to get a pic of Genoma. Its a better view than google street will give you anyway. And you can tell if you look closely (Genoma is the one with the wreath decoration, at least according to her public patent info anyway) that all the drapes and curtains on the two windows are closed. One imagines they are that way 24/7.

Maybe if it had been Halloween I would have tried to find a bug costume and wandered about the neighborhood calling for Sylvie to try out my ovipositor, but alas it was not.
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Damn guys, wish I could have been there for the party at Hot Cherie's. But Im still hungover from the last one. I mean, look at those party digs. The Bug was there and Christeph, loyal to his fetal alcohol origins, makes some amazing drinks. Hopefully he showed up for you guys.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
It's a shame you couldn't have made it. The party was lit. Cynthia cowered in her bedroom all night long even though Momma Hapney tried to coax her out with promises of pizza but she stubbornly refused and stayed in there. But we've decided it's going to be a regular thing so the second last Friday of every month is going to be "Party at the Woggle House". Next time we're going to be bringing the voice actor that does Woggie's voice and he's going to be acting out the movie for us live.
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That was wild! It's a good thing that Mommy Hapney slipped Cherie some barbiturates in her soda when she started to get too upset at us being there and now won't remember a second of any of it. Her mother promised me too that she'll play along and tell Cherie it never happened if she does ask. It's just less hassle for us in the long run if these parties are going to be an ongoing thing, an unwelcoming host is extremely inconvenient. Especially for those of us who must travel because we don't already live in her walls. Hopefully the next get-together with Woggie's voice actor will be enough to entice her out of her room. If not it'll just have to be an early bedtime again because we can't be interrupted whilst we rave, drink, eat cake and snort coke off the children's DVD collections.
 
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Puddleduck said:
I bet she's banned from the internet, or at least this site - Cynthia ringing her mom to ask about the party wouldn't have been left not followed up. I bet her mom asked her exactly who these internet best friends were, and when she got it out of her, she banned Cherie from ever coming her again.
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It would fit the pattern of Mama Hapney, who doesn't mind fostering dependence in her daughter. She is scammed by a door to door salesman - you're BANNED from opening your front door, Cherie! People are teasing her online - you're BANNED from KiwiFarms, Cherie! I'll call the police for you, Cherie! Laundry in the basement - don't go down there, I'll do it for you, Cherie! She probably once set off an alarm trying to cook something so Mom said she'll just take care of her meals from now on.
 
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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
The plush arrived on Friday when it was due to arrive on Monday, so ultimately it was early. That was definitely a coincidence @WogglebugLover, the partygoers definitely did not show up, and definitely did not offer to take the plushie sample to you early from the post office. Wink wink!
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Is it just me, or has the quality of the plushies noticeably declined? From this:
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To this:
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What changed? Has Cherie cheaped out?
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Is it just me, or has the quality of the plushies noticeably declined? From this:
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To this:
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What changed? Has Cherie cheaped out?
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The Wogglebug plushie in the first picture was made by a custom plush company in America called Budsies. The one in the latest picture was made by a custom plush company in China. And I admit I did decide to go with the latter company due to it being the least expensive I could find. And while I found another custom plush company located in America that has a minimum quantity of 50 in a bulk order, their price for 50 plushies that are 12 inches tall would be $2,433 even with free shipping and no tax with them. And although it would be possible for me to save up that much it would just take twice as long to do, and I just feel I shouldn't keep my customers waiting for too much longer if I can help it. And 50 plushies from Budsies would have cost me exactly three times the amount. So as super awesome as Budsies is I just can't go with them for this.

And I did mention to the supplier of these custom plushies that I would like to have the nose made half as long when they make the 100 for the bulk order I will purchase in mid-August. She assured me they would do so. And I know they will ship my order within the timeline she explained to me they would as after all the sample was shipped to me via FedEx and arrived a little sooner than the tracking said it would. And I will be keeping the sample for myself. Although the 16 inch one from Budsies is still my favorite one at the moment.
 
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I find it interesting how she seems to be able to filter out anything written about her that's either constructive or speculative, unless it's a direct question to do with her Wogglebug, she's like a robot.

Cynthia would it be possible to get a tour of your Woggle Temple (your room)?
 
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The Wogglebug plushie in the first picture was made by a custom plush company in America called Budsies. The one in the latest picture was made by a custom plush company in China. And I admit I did decide to go with the latter company due to it being the least expensive I could find. And while I found another custom plush company located in America that has a minimum quantity of 50 in a bulk order, their price for 50 plushies that are 12 inches tall would be $2,433 even with free shipping and no tax with them. And although it would be possible for me to save up that much it would just take twice as long to do, and I just feel I shouldn't keep my customers waiting for too much longer if I can help it. And 50 plushies from Budsies would have cost me exactly three times the amount. So as super awesome as Budsies is I just can't go with them for this.

And I did mention to the supplier of these custom plushies that I would like to have the nose made half as long when they make the 100 for the bulk order I will purchase in mid-August. She assured me they would do so. And I know they will ship my order within the timeline she explained to me they would as after all the sample was shipped to me via FedEx and arrived a little sooner than the tracking said it would. And I will be keeping the sample for myself. Although the 16 inch one from Budsies is still my favorite one at the moment.
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Fair enough, Cherie. Thanks.

My pre-order is already in. Looking forward to it if it will have the half-size nose, it looks pretty decent overall for the price.
 
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Smegma Gaming said:
I find it interesting how she seems to be able to filter out anything written about her that's either constructive or speculative, unless it's a direct question to do with her Wogglebug, she's like a robot.

Cynthia would it be possible to get a tour of your Woggle Temple (your room)?
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Its a recurring theme on this thread. She doesn't care about most topics about herself, even if they are legitimate curiosity based questions directed at her. Sometimes you get an occasionally (and unwittingly) frank response, like letting slip she thinks microwaving fast food is cooking, but overall they are just ignored.

She only truly has eyes and ears for The Bug.

Which, I have to confess, is part of her appeal as a true eccentric creator type lolcow.
 
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