Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%
  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%
  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%
  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%
  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%
  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%

  • Total voters
    1,512
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i wonder if Chris's license is still good if he were to get another car with tugboat. I dont think anyone here knows when it expired, but they're usually on the birthday, and Chris's birthday passed while he was in jail.

nevermind his drivers license is good for 8 years. So if he renewed in 2020 he can subject the world to 6 more years of distracted driving and hit and runs.

i realize i posted this for nothing since i answered my own question. But maybe someone else was wondering the same thing and will appreciate the info.

 
If so, Chris has probably never seen that much money in his life. It'd be pretty on brand for Chris to take the money he needs to get on his feet and start getting his life in order and blow it on trash like legos, transformers, and my little pony figurines. I don't know if there's any legal mechanism for case or social workers to excercise some control over that money, but for his sake there hopefully is.
Some recently released Lego sets seem tailor made for Chris. There's Sonic and also a really awesome Optimus Prime set. I think he'll blow at least $550 on Lego when he has access to money, and if he doesn't have money he'll be e-begging like crazy.
 
i wonder if Chris's license is still good if he were to get another car with tugboat. I dont think anyone here knows when it expired, but they're usually on the birthday, and Chris's birthday passed while he was in jail.

nevermind his drivers license is good for 8 years. So if he renewed in 2020 he can subject the world to 6 more years of distracted driving and hit and runs.

i realize i posted this for nothing since i answered my own question. But maybe someone else was wondering the same thing and will appreciate the info.

You forget he needs to get a car first, as Barb wrecked the Dodge Grand Caravan.
 
You forget he needs to get a car first, as Barb wrecked the Dodge Grand Caravan.

What Chris wants and what Chris needs are usually completely different things.

Chris will need a car¹ to get around living in rural Virginia, but he wants some lego. We all know what his priorities will be.

¹ Unless he's put in a tard home with a tardmobile.
 
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He will not be allowed within 500 metres of Barb.
I highly doubt he even gives a rats ass about Barb anymore. From his early letters saying that she wasn't his real mother, and instead it was Emanuel, I always took as some sort of cope for fucking her, but given they haven't spoken much at all in this entire year, and Chris eventually giving up, pretty quickly, helping her or demanding people help her, I think he's just done with her for good.

People think Chris loved Barb and is going to try to get back together, but I think it's just like his usual behavior with women in the past, as soon as one's gone, he'll forget about them and move on. Same with Barb. Seeing those two interacting on camera and Chris always getting upset and flustered with her makes me think he's happy to have her out of his life. She was just easy pussy that was available at the time.
 
She was just easy pussy that was available at the time.
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I highly doubt he even gives a rats ass about Barb anymore. From his early letters saying that she wasn't his real mother, and instead it was Emanuel, I always took as some sort of cope for fucking her, but given they haven't spoken much at all in this entire year, and Chris eventually giving up, pretty quickly, helping her or demanding people help her, I think he's just done with her for good.

People think Chris loved Barb and is going to try to get back together, but I think it's just like his usual behavior with women in the past, as soon as one's gone, he'll forget about them and move on. Same with Barb. Seeing those two interacting on camera and Chris always getting upset and flustered with her makes me think he's happy to have her out of his life. She was just easy pussy that was available at the time.
Chris hates males, pretends to be female, yet still acts like a male. Chris is at the stage where most normal people have their own house. But Chris is so developmentally delayed that at 40, he's still (technically) living with his mother without any prospects. If Chris wanted to, he would move into C-ville with some other like minded autists, but that would require work, and we all know what Chris thinks of that. By the time Barb's dead, I think Chris will have the freedom (not having to deal with her) to do what he wants, but really will come down on him like a meteor.
 
Why would they care?
They cared enough to take care of her after she wrecked the car. Hillfolk stick together.

Barb has solidified herself as a repetitive man-stealer by trying to get with her brother in-laws
Wasn’t it once?

I doubt that Tom and Harriet are going to be there on a daily basis to check in on Barb.
No, setting her up in a home is more likely.

Chris is going to make his fateful return to the Sonichu Temple, and then… well, let’s just say this time the dimensional merge isn’t going to be stopped by him being sent to the Jail of Fail again. CURSED!!!!!
Do you think Barb is at 14blc now?

Chris will need a car¹ to get around living in rural Virginia, but he wants some lego. We all know what his priorities will be.
Sometimes he surprises us by doing practical things like obtaining a bed instead of more toys. There’s a chance he’ll get a shit car. After all, he needs a way to transport the toys he buys offline.

Chris hates males
Do we have recent evidence of this or is it from the classic era? He’s got along with several men since transitioning.

Chris is at the stage where most normal people have their own house.
Not in this economy *sigh*
 
What Chris wants and what Chris needs are usually completely different things.

Chris will need a car¹ to get around living in rural Virginia, but he wants some lego. We all know what his priorities will be.

¹ Unless he's put in a tard home with a tardmobile.
A tardmobile will operate on the tardhome's schedule, not Chris'. It won't be available to take him to the toy store or McDonalds whenever he feels like it. Other tards will also have the right to use it, it won't be his exclusive personal vehicle. He also won't be driving it. He might briefly enjoy getting driven around like a goddess deserves a chauffeur but the rest is unacceptable.
 
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A tardmobile will operate on the tardhome's schedule, not Chris'. It wont be available to take him to the toy store or McDonalds whenever he feels like it. Unacceptable
Which would Chris want more: freedom to go where he wants when he wants OR more toys?
 
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Do we have recent evidence of this or is it from the classic era? He’s got along with several men since transitioning.
It's from the classic era, yes. The irony is since transitioning, Chris thought he'd have more gal-pals, but it went in the opposite direction. The reason why he's gotten used to men now was to prove to the leftists that he is tolerant of everyone (except one former president).
Not in this economy *sigh*
True, but you'd be surprised how many people Chris' age have houses before 2019. I have relatives in their mid forties who own their houses (through savings, of course). Even the content creators that Chris aspires to be (as they are younger), have million dollar houses. Chris could've ridden that wave if he wasn't so lazy. Hell, Chris could go into podcasting to make more of an income given his status as a lolcow, but he'd need a co-host to help wrangle him.
 
There’s a chance he’ll get a shit car.

If he isn't in a tardhome with its tardmobile, he'll almost definitely get some form of car. Rural Virginia isn't somewhere you can get by without one, and we can't expect someone like Chris to walk.

But he'll get some lego first.


A tardmobile will operate on the tardhome's schedule, not Chris'. It won't be available to take him to the toy store or McDonalds whenever he feels like it.

The tardmobile will almost definitely be a van, used to take the whole household on weekly trips to the pharmacy or grocery store or doctor appointments. Toy stores and McDonalds will never be on the itinerary.
 
Do we have recent evidence of this or is it from the classic era? He’s got along with several men since transitioning.
He probably views men differently now that he considers himself not to be one. I think a lot of his man-hate was about jealousy of other men 'taking' the girls he wanted, or his own frustration with being a poor quality male which he just flipped around to instead say other men in general were flawed (the video where he rants why women are better than men, one of the "I am straight" ones). It also probably partly had to do with whatever his issues with Bob were.
 
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Exactly this. If - and it's a pretty big if - Chris does get out with $10k tugboat banked, do you honestly think that he'll make any real attempt to pay off necessary bills first?

Nah, he'll go on a toy binge the likes of which he hasn't done since the Sonic Sweepstakes.

'And I just - got evicted!'
I disagree that Chris would blow all of his money in a week if he does have a large sum waiting for him. That isn't because of responsible financial behavior, but I just think Chris literally doesn't have the capacity to imagine what he would do with something like 10k. I think he would drain his resources at roughly the same rate as before, keeping a consistent consumption of toys and McDonalds. The money would run out fairly quickly, but I doubt it would be in one spectacular orgy of a shopping spree.

Look at Chris's power fantasy creative output; it always shows roughly the same lifestyle just happening in magic-land. He draws 14bc in sonichu-dimension as the identical, depreciating lower-middle class house that it is today. His perfect ideal self still just loiters at the mall and eats at Sbarro. To Chris, a cool rock sold at a natural history museum gift shop might as well be the Hope Diamond. The same limitations that keep Chris from being reasonably responsible with money, ironically, also keep him from being spectacularly irresponsible with money.

Ultimately, I'm just guessing like everyone else; it'll be entertaining if I'm wrong
 
The irony is since transitioning, Chris thought he'd have more gal-pals,
Is that something he said or is it kiwi lore?

The reason why he's gotten used to men now was to prove to the leftists that he is tolerant of everyone (except one former president).
I thought it was because men were giving him attention and money.

Hell, Chris could go into podcasting to make more of an income given his status as a lolcow, but he'd need a co-host to help wrangle him.
It would take a miracle to find the right person, but I would listen to an episode.
 
Hasn't his tugboat been amassing in the last year? Chris must have at least 10K in his bank account and that's because the SOB hasn't spent any of it.
It was discussed before, his tugboat is on hold, not accruing, while locked up.
He’s a warden of the state, so doesn’t have any basic expenses.

Not sure how it works in USA, but the inmate has to contact our version of the SSDI office prior to release to arrange having it reinstated.
 
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