Culture Rep. Matt Gaetz: Women Who Support Abortion Rights Are Too Ugly to Need Them - "Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb," the sitting U.S. congressman and accused sex trafficker told students at a conference on Saturday.

By Laura Bassett
Saturday 7:05PM

1658729809648.png
Photo: Graeme Jennings (Getty Images)

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fl.), who’s currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking and the statutory rape of a 17-year-old girl, told teenagers at Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit in Tampa on Saturday that women who advocate for abortion rights are, basically, too ugly to need them.

“Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions?” Gaetz told the group of young Republicans and budding extremists, seemingly very proud of his stand-up routine. “Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

The cartoonishly misogynist statement certainly sounds like something that would be shocking to hear directly out of the mouth a member of Congress—especially considering the overwhelming support for abortion rights in this country and the fact that a 10-year-old rape victim was recently denied a legal abortion in her own state. But calling women unattractive is kind of Gaetz’s go-to schtick: “How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?” he wrote in a bizarre tweet in May after the Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade leaked.

I really don’t take anything Gaetz says to heart—I think it’s impossible for an overgrown frat boy dweeb to offend me at this point. It’s just kinda hard to wrap my head around the fact that this dead ringer for Ace Ventura, who may go to prison because he idiotically paid for underage sex on Venmo without toggling the “private” button (he really can’t even do crimes right), lacks self-awareness to such a stunning extent that he chooses to publicly bloviate about the majority of women in this country being too ugly to bang, as women are literally bleeding out on hospital tables and being forced to carry and deliver dead fetuses. It’s even harder to understand how people vote for him.

I’m starting to think Florida is not sending us their best.

Source (Archive)

Clip of Gaetz's speech:


Here are some pictures of the author of the article:
1658730266458.png
Laura-Bassett-Feet-6217992.jpg
1658731178002.png
 
Last edited:
How long has this guy been under investigation? I swear I've been hearing about this for a while and it hasn't gone anywhere beyond "he's being investigated." Do the feds do nothing but groom mass shooters and keep nonexistence cases open against their political enemies, these days?
It's the old Gamergate tactic. Because everything is Gamergate.

You make an accusation that you know is false, you make a quiet retraction months down the line, but then you can say forever "X who was accused of Y" because the fact that they were accused will always be true.

Now maybe he did it maybe he didn't, but they don't need to prove it either way because the accusation is literally the point.
 
Saying the silent part out loud, are we?

The cartoonishly misogynist statement
"Misogynist" is the NPC's default case return value.

And I don't buy the whole only attractive people get raped thing.
About half a percent of those getting an abortion are doing it because the child was conceived from rape. You're 24 times more likely to need an abortion to not die.
Says the man who looks like a thumb.
Takes one to know one.
 
Possossososososbsoosoaobocsic has the link on his twitter, I'm at work and can't online so good, but reporter asked and he stuck to it, asked "what do you say to people who think those comments are offensive"
"Be offended."
 
I dunno, there's a lot of attractive women who are pretty upset about Roe V Wade. And I don't buy the whole only attractive people get raped thing. This site alone is enough of an argument for how far conventionally illogical and odd human behavior regarding perverted impulses can go. Shit, Kellen Winslow the 2nd doesn't even have a thread here, and he was an NFL player and a millionaire that was also a serial rapist who broke into residences to assault elderly grandmas.
Yeahyeahyeah, we get it. You're not going to convince anyone here to rape you, uggo.
 
The article author is very upset clearly
The author knows everything he said is true, applies to the author and, if Gaetz REALLY wanted to he could go for the jugular on this and the only recourse the author has is to write another article people like us will dunk on and laugh at, which just rustles her Jimmies to no end.

“I just want to be respected” she cries out as she prepares to suck and fuck a random guy she met before posting pics of her asshole on OnlyFans because she convinced herself this is what empowerment looks like.
 
I was gonna say the next Hindenburg but okay.

The kiddie fucking do be looking a bit sus tho? But the source is a fucking jezebel article. Man if only there was more information other than "NYT said that three guys said...."
I think you meant Goering.
 
  • Like
Reactions: MrJokerRager
Back