Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter / Let's Play / Funhaus / Inside Gaming - The company was resurrected.

[Scuttle]

Nothing to add

If she wants to find a room of sagging 30-somethings in clothes they're too old to pull off furiously masturbating each other for hours on end, she just needs to attend a company meeting for a change.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I recently watched the long form video about rooster teeth rise and fall. It was nostalgic for me thinking about a group of likable retards on the internet. I used to watch tons of their content years ago. I like many began to skip a video here and there. It got to the point that my feed was spammed with video after video from them. I stopped watching not long after Ray left.

I came back to this thread and that video. I honestly don't know of them doing anything that would interest me. They just pump out low effort cartoons and pod cast it seems. I couldn't even make myself click on one to see what it was like. The brand injected politics and corporatization into their creative process.

It doesn't surprise me that Geoff (that took it up the ass) got divorced for being a cuck. It doesn't surprise me that barb is a whore on onlyfans. It doesn't surprise me that they hired a person for being black and they sucked. It doesn't surprise me that these are their numbers now. (15k views in 5 days with 9.22 MILLION subs)

 

[Slowie Joey]

I recently watched the long form video about rooster teeth rise and fall. It was nostalgic for me thinking about a group of likable retards on the internet. I used to watch tons of their content years ago. I like many began to skip a video here and there. It got to the point that my feed was spammed with video after video from them. I stopped watching not long after Ray left.

I came back to this thread and that video. I honestly don't know of them doing anything that would interest me. They just pump out low effort cartoons and pod cast it seems. I couldn't even make myself click on one to see what it was like. The brand injected politics and corporatization into their creative process.

It doesn't surprise me that Geoff (that took it up the ass) got divorced for being a cuck. It doesn't surprise me that barb is a whore on onlyfans. It doesn't surprise me that they hired a person for being black and they sucked. It doesn't surprise me that these are their numbers now. (15k views in 5 days with 9.22 MILLION subs)
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78k views on an RTAA released a week ago? That's pretty bad as well.

 

[HopperTopper]

It doesn't surprise me that these are their numbers now. (15k views in 5 days with 9.22 MILLION subs)
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Nice to see the podcast is still mostly stories about flying, too.

 

[Pizdec]

Nice to see the podcast is still mostly stories about flying, too.

I'm just gonna say it:

Their flying stories were funny, but now it's the most annoying thing for them to bring up. It is the epitome of first world problems, because no one, unless you're a flight attendant, travelling businessman, or pilot, even remotely shares the same degree of problems they do.

 

[Tom Honks]

Genuine question is this person trans?

Edit: she is not didn’t know she is the wife Bruce

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

she is the wife Bruce

Cute.

From what little I've seen of her she seemed pretty funny, but that might not be true at all

 

[Two-bit]

Cute.

From what little I've seen of her she seemed pretty funny, but that might not be true at all

Autumn was really funny in Sugar Pine 7 when that was still going on. After she left and joined the rebooted Inside Gaming, she was just okay. Last I heard about her is that she married Bruce and works for 100 Thieves. Oh and of course she's turned into your stereotypical progressive brainlet you see on twitter.

 

[BruceGreene]

Autumn was really funny in Sugar Pine 7 when that was still going on. After she left and joined the rebooted Inside Gaming, she was just okay. Last I heard about her is that she married Bruce and works for 100 Thieves. Oh and of course she's turned into your stereotypical progressive brainlet you see on twitter.

I was always a little creeped out Bruce Greene hooked up with a 12 year younger coworker while living in LA; A city filled with single people of your own age.
How can a 40 year old relate to a 28 year old?

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

How can two adults relate?

In a lot of ways?

 

[Burt Ryan]

Genuine question is this person trans?

Edit: she is not didn’t know she is the wife Bruce

I fucking hate this. Fuel for the tumblrs.

 

[CptnSnshn]

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I fucking hate this. Fuel for the tumblrs.

Autumn hits Barbara and she then decides to hold a grudge trying to get her fired for literal years.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

In a lot of ways?

We get a lot of "Have I told you how much I hate pedos today?" posts on here but pretending a 28-year old is a mere slip of a girl is just a little ridiculous.

 

[Pig Boss]

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I fucking hate this. Fuel for the tumblrs.

Whenever someone types in all caps I imagine them sat their, stony faced, stoically typing in their sentence in a way which exudes exuberance and excessive emotions in a calculated way to garner the most public approval. It's so transparent.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

We get a lot of "Have I told you how much I hate pedos today?" posts on here but pretending a 28-year old is a mere slip of a girl is just a little ridiculous.

If they don't pretend, they have to accept that they're getting old and will not be young forever.

 

[Tom Honks]

off topic #343

starring :Michael, Alfredo, matt , and asian Joe

-its begins with talking about matt being the host of some show? don't have a clue they mention it.

-they mention the game stray and Alfredo wishes he had the robot in stray that would allow him to talk to grogu(his dog) and how it would have profound thoughts he corrects this statement by saying "profound to her"
and that his other dog (Liam) is more derpy and wouldn't have such thoughts. Michael states that this couldn't be case cause their brains are small and as such in capable of having such intricate thoughts.

-alfredo mentions rescuing his new dog (Liam) and how derpy looking he is and in Alfredo words " he's busted looking" and Michael interjects " yea you were going hard on Liam yesterday on how ugly looks he is" albedo continues to describe said dog " yea he don't really have a neck, he has kinda buck teeth , his ears don't stay up" and Jackie has to constantly tell him to stop and Alfredo just responds "nah he's an ugly lil guy" (why adopt the dog if you think he fucking ugly, I don't get it).

-asian proclaim "brain size doesn't matter, are whales smarter than humans?" (he says this statement so fucking low it took me 8 times replaying his words to kinda hear them and even then im sure I didn't hear right) Michael " but whale brains are tiny aren't they?" asian Joe "I don't know that's why I asked, matt said whales" matt quickly denies with " don't put any whales in my mouth" asian Joe shifts to Alfredo and says he said whales and Alfredo denies this as well and asian Joe laughs(probably to hide his embarrassment.

-they bring up dolphins humping people and Alfredo his genuinely surprised by this and says "Liam started to hump things when first brought him.......and then we cut off....his balls". (he gives this thousand yard stare for some odd reason) he talks about the dog faking that it has hip dysplasia and checking jackies desk for food cause she left food on it one time and he got it so now it checks it everyday. Michael brings up his cats not eating human food and that they have never tried really. matt brings up his cats' eating habits.

-nothing is really interesting just parking in Austin vs L.A.

-the Texas power grid is mentioned and how it sucks cause it too hot. more bs cars are hot in the sun and alfrdo optimizing his house.

-more nonsense cars and wiper fluid, buying things on Amazon and then forgetting something to buy, and alfredo has been putting his shampoo and various liquid and solids into other container to make it look nice and uniform, (or as I see as the white woman stage where you just can't have things in the original package and have take it out put into another holder for said item)

-Michael sent asian joe and his wife soup and "funny joke" is Joe called his wife and and left a voice mail stating " call me back I found out your fucking liar" the joke being Michael asked asian joes' wife what soup they would like and then she pretended to be surprised.it came with a not stating "to my infant son and the woman who he tricked into caring for him" they are laughing while matt just smiles.

-fall guys is talked about new skins and other such things

-they talk finishing up shows and watching shows like arrow and the flash

-Ezra miller is mentioned and how he's missing (they really don't mention the copious amount crimes he committed) and he in the speed force and how the new flash movie will get released and amber heard is also mentioned in passing.

-morbuis is also mentioned and its a shitty movie and how people streamed the whole movie on twitch

-Michael got all the achievements in dark souls 3 game solo which as he said seemed hard (idk about dark souls achievements ) but added a moribius quote that nobody picked up on in a tweet he made about getting all the achievements

-miachael mentions new video idea and its getting asian Joe good and dark souls 3 and beating said game (asian Joe has no experience in a dark souls game) and gaining a new Elden bro

-podcast ends on that note and they mention another live off topic but this its in NEW YORK CITY so buy your tickets now and the cast will be Michael, Alfredo, ky and bk. so look forward to that..

p.s. the next transcript of off topic will be released on Friday (mostly cause I am 1 behind and don't wanna have to slog through off topics and be perpetually behind). I am going to try and do transcripts quicker just so any point I make are more relevant and more close to the release date of said off topics.


little quick edit : just saw who is on the next off topic im going to transcribe and fuck me it'll be a doozy for my braincells. just to let y'all know who is on the next one it is Alfredo, bk, Lindsay, and asian Joe again

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

-they mention the game stray and Alfredo wishes he had the robot in stray that would allow him to talk to grogu(his dog) and how it would have profound thoughts he corrects this statement by saying "profound to her"

Isn't Grogu the name of that retarded Baby Yoda character? If so I pity that dog and Alfredo, the Mandolorian sucked.

-they bring up dolphins humping people and Alfredo his genuinely surprised by this and says "Liam started to hump things when first brought him.......and then we cut off....his balls". (he gives this thousand yard stare for some odd reason)

Dolphins are insane sex perverts, how could anyone not know that? The reason he's probably hamming up the fact they neutered the dog is because some guys get really really touchy about the idea of castrating animals, some kind of misplaced empathy.

-the Texas power grid is mentioned and how it sucks cause it too hot.

I think it's been demonstrated that heat is not the issue with the Texas Power Grid, and frankly they didn't do too bad with the cold either given what they had to work with.

Joe called his wife and and left a voice mail stating " call me back I found out your fucking liar"

The difference between a prank and a divorce is razor thin in places and you are walking it.

-they talk finishing up shows and watching shows like arrow and the flash

People still watch capeshit?

-fall guys is talked about new skins and other such things

People still play Fall Guys?

-Michael got all the achievements in dark souls 3 game solo which as he said seemed hard (idk about dark souls achievements ) but added a moribius quote that nobody picked up on in a tweet he made about getting all the achievements

I've seen a guy beat that game without walking, I fail to be impressed.

-miachael mentions new video idea and its getting asian Joe good and dark souls 3 and beating said game (asian Joe has no experience in a dark souls game) and gaining a new Elden bro

Soulslike games have a bit of a learning curve but the whole game is just memorizing attack patterns, once you have "parry doge attack" down the game is effectively beaten.

 

[Burt Ryan]

Isn't Grogu the name of that retarded Baby Yoda character? If so I pity that dog and Alfredo, the Mandolorian sucked.

The first season was fine, and I'm more of a Star Trek fan than Star Wars, but I didn't bother with the second season and apparently it isn't as good as the first one.

People still watch capeshit?

In this case, CW capeshit, which is literally the worst of the fucking worst. A point could be made on how CW (and Sony, but with a better budget thankfully) are making less "MCU template

I've seen a guy beat that game without walking, I fail to be impressed.

His Skyrim no walking video is even more impressing than that one.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

His Skyrim no walking video is even more impressing than that one.

YMFAH is a treasure and the best part is that he always leaves a link to a playlist in every video description for all the music used in the video. He truly is the insane elder god of the challenge run youtubers.

 

[Burt Ryan]

YMFAH is a treasure and the best part is that he always leaves a link to a playlist in every video description for all the music used in the video. He truly is the insane elder god of the challenge run youtubers.

I miss WildPie101.

"Funhaus" fans.