It is such a beautiful payday and we are splurging! Dolce & Gabbana, shit on these sunglasses bitches!
"I GOT NEW SUNGLASSESsssSS! CHECK IT OUT!!"

Like a smooth triple chinned criminal, our lovely lady Cuntal.
"They had Tiffany sunglasses!!!" They were $700 but they looked so beautiful. New Fiscaltal did not splurge on them though but she got a warranty on the Dolce & Gabanna glas-
NO SING!

Never having owned a pair of glasses before Chantal is stunned that you are provided with things like a protective hard case, a cleaning cloth, and cleaning spray when you buy something that costs more than $5. Oh well! TIME TO STARBEEZE.
"I got these men in my life giving me attitude because I'm not answering them back fast enough! Like dude I told you I'm not looking for a relationship!!!!"

Just a line around the trough! All these handsome brown men who absolutely do not want her money and certainly didn't manifest in her subconscious around payday. Nope. That wouldn't be Honestal, and we all know The Great Northern Fupallo is incapable of telling a lie!
"There's some like just rando's I've been talking to here and there and like they're giving me shit, 'Why didn't you answer' and I'm like dude it's been a day." Uh huh.
<Snip Dating Advice>
"I'm going to Montreal today with someone dear to me!" Ma'am your gunt is not a separate person.
NO SING!

Grande cappuccino with 4 pumps of liquid cane! Venti ice water! Remembering that she is the Patron Saint of Nashies our Lady of Lard is being generous,
"The barista was hot so I gave him like a $12 tip!" Payday splurge! Wooo!
The VIB have informed Chantal that Nader went live on his other channel to talk shit about her. "Is he mad that I finally found someone to treat me better? MMmm that's on you pal! Maybe if you weren't such a raving abusive lunatic you wouldn't have a problem. Stay mad."

Feeling ourselves so much. Making the kissiest of kissy faces.
"I didn't have breakfast! Healthy eating check." Uh Ma'am studies have shown...never mind...
NO. SING.
"I'm sorry LifeByJen! I love you! Can you knit me something? Can you knit me a dildo cover?." N-o. S-i-n-g. "Honestly her and Gene look in love a lot. I think you should just let haters hate and just do your videos, I liked watching your videos about cheese hauls and stuff." STOP FUCKING SINGING.
<SO MUCH SINGING>

<OH GOD MORE SINGING>
"My plan for today is vlogging around Montreal, I mean going to Montreal!"

<Still Singing>
Going to little boutiques with mom! Maybe dinner! Orange Julep! Not going to see Nader, no. Never. Fuck that guy. He can stay mad he doesn't have this glorious gunt to broomstick with the fury of 1,001 burned lokma.
"I don't even have time to check if my ABUSIVE ex is jealous of my current non abusive sexy big fat coke can Turkish man! HA HA HA!"

He totally exists.
"K! One more song and then I'm going!" Please no.
Why...God? Why?
The men? Who gets the right to Fondle the Fupa? Habeezer, Dude from Yesterday
(Mercedes Patel), Big Turk! So wanted. Everyone needs some of that sweet sweet drip dried gunt juice. "I can't dox him!" She's being CAREFUL! Not gonna do anything to reveal who these imaginary people might be.
"So I'm gonna go now!"

<Still Singing...Gunt Out!>