Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

My guess is he finally tried to use this, and his uncontrolled demolition from the attic "gym" to the basement was mistaken for a series of gunshots:
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Maybe fatrick got up from the fart couch too fast and his kneecaps blew out

 

[W00K #17]

 

[Mr Moonface]

Bud Dickman on the OnAForums just posted this:



Piggy is claiming one of his stalkers filed a false report for a shooting? Odd for him not to mention it on twitter for victim points...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Bud Dickman on the OnAForums just posted this:

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Piggy is claiming one of his stalkers filed a false report for a shooting? Odd for him not to mention it on twitter for victim points...

Also odd for a rascal to not claim credit. We may never know what actually went down as Patrick doesn't seem keen to discuss it. I'm just happy Rick is alive.

 

[Post Reply]

Piggy is claiming one of his stalkers filed a false report for a shooting? Odd for him not to mention it on twitter for victim points...

Assuming it is a false police report (and that seems likely to me) he's probably staying quiet in the hopes that the cops will actually dig up whoever did it. And honestly, I hope they do. Swatting is the mark of the terminally retarded.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Assuming it is a false police report (and that seems likely to me) he's probably staying quiet in the hopes that the cops will actually dig up whoever did it. And honestly, I hope they do. Swatting is the mark of the terminally retarded.

1.7 gpa isnt that smart. he'd be oinking immediately that "cyber terrorist stalker childs almost got him killed tonight"

 

[JCDenthog]

Fatrick ate the bullet. Literally. Look how fat he is. You don't get that fat eating just shitty bar food. You gotta eat some freak shit to get that fat.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Niki killed him and set up a chatbot to impersonate him. I'm betting it will take his mother ten years to catch on.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It says a lot when political sperging of this retardation makes me not mad.
Getting mad at Piggy's shit takes is like getting mad at a disabled retard shitting themselves.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

All I need to do now, is gain 200 pounds, get a second worsebetter wife, maintain onea stable of Bullitt Mustangs, threaten to physically and emotionally assault women all day on Twitter AND sell 145 books to be successful like Fatrick. Maybe I can also gain a blue check mark and lose it like all other valid celebrities as well!

If any of youse Kiwis want to impersonate me, you're more than welcome to. You might do a far better job of being me than I have (pretty low bar to be honestwitchya).

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

If any of youse Kiwis want to impersonate me, you're more than welcome to. You might do a far better job of being me than I have (pretty low bar to be honestwitchya).

something something nana, something something ribs, something something gay.

i never listened to the radio show but have browsed various ona pat threads, how am I doing as far as impersonations go?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

something gay is a cumtown thing. try a bit more mean and racist

 

[Easily_Remembered]

something something nana, something something ribs, something something gay.

i never listened to the radio show but have browsed various ona pat threads, how am I doing as far as impersonations go?

Coulda used a couple of "childs" in there, but overall not bad (child).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Guess there needs to be a website ispatrickstomlinsondead.com that says "No, atalker, I am alive. This constitutes telephone felony harassment. Do not contact this number again, child." until his death is confirmed.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

something something nana, something something ribs, something something gay.

i never listened to the radio show but have browsed various ona pat threads, how am I doing as far as impersonations go?

Don't forget sniff and fawk

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Well, he's alive. OnA Forums user PaulRNelsonn just posted this conversation:

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Doesn't shed any light on the shooting...

And he just oinked back at some republican on his twitter:

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Rumor around ONAForums is much of this week's shenanigans were the work of 1997 Toyota Tacoma!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrdHTgx8uNw

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Ten years ago liberal kiwifarmer 1997 Toyota Tacoma was made a thread mod and he's done almost nothing in the thread since. And that's a good thing because just about everything he's tried to do has been wrong.

1997 Toyota Tacoma voted to take the words "under God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance. He voted to strip the 10 commandments from our public buildings. 1997 Toyota Tacoma REPEATEDLY voted for gay marriage and to force the Boy Scouts to accept homosexual leaders. He even voted to let illegal aliens burn the American flag. For kiwifarms, 1997 Toyota Tacoma is the wrong kind.

The right kind of kiwi is Paul R. Nelson. This former marine is a father of four who supports Wisconsin values. Paul R Nelson will work to stop illegal immigration, to end our dependence on foreign oil, to win the war on terror and to defend traditional marriage.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Rumor around ONAForums is much of this week's shenanigans were the work of 1997 Toyota Tacoma!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrdHTgx8uNw

If a Rascal is framing 1997 Toyota Tacoma for an actual federal offense of swatting, all because he told a Rascal to spoiler a bunch of scat posts, that would be pretty funny.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

With our servicemen and women facing death every day, what kind of kiwi mod would try gut military spending? The wrong kind 1997 Toyota Tacoma. That's right, kiwi 1997 Toyota Tacoma has repeatedly voted to deprive our troops of the funding they need to fight for us, but 1997 Toyota Tacoma has no trouble spending your money... he would just rather spend it on sex.
That's right, instead of spending money on cancer research, 1997 Toyota Tacoma voted to spend your money to study the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes. Instead of spending money to study heart disease, 1997 Toyota Tacoma spent your money to study the masturbation habits of old men. 1997 Toyota Tacoma spent your tax dollars to study something called the bisexual transgendered and two-spirited Aleutian eskimos, whoever they are. 1997 Toyota Tacoma spent your tax dollars to pay teenage girls to watch pornographic movies with probes connected to their genitalia. 1997 Toyota Tacoma pays for sex... but not for soldiers. If 1997 Toyota Tacoma had better priorities, you wouldn't be having to hear this.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

In case anyone thought the whole "Fatrick lives in a disgusting clapped out former frat house in the ghetto" thing was just a schtick, here is the crime report map for the last two weeks for his neighborhood. The cartoon pig shows where the fattest, dumbest, most obnoxious man in the neighborhood lives.



Within the past 4 weeks, there was even a shooting less than a quarter mile from the pig's house. He lives in a shitty ghetto where shootings, robberies, and assaults are a daily occurrence. No wonder he drives his fat ass to the bar instead of waddling, probably doesn't want to get rolled daily by the bangers.