Culture Rep. Matt Gaetz: Women Who Support Abortion Rights Are Too Ugly to Need Them - "Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb," the sitting U.S. congressman and accused sex trafficker told students at a conference on Saturday.

By Laura Bassett
Saturday 7:05PM

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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fl.), who’s currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking and the statutory rape of a 17-year-old girl, told teenagers at Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit in Tampa on Saturday that women who advocate for abortion rights are, basically, too ugly to need them.

“Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions?” Gaetz told the group of young Republicans and budding extremists, seemingly very proud of his stand-up routine. “Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

The cartoonishly misogynist statement certainly sounds like something that would be shocking to hear directly out of the mouth a member of Congress—especially considering the overwhelming support for abortion rights in this country and the fact that a 10-year-old rape victim was recently denied a legal abortion in her own state. But calling women unattractive is kind of Gaetz’s go-to schtick: “How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?” he wrote in a bizarre tweet in May after the Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade leaked.

I really don’t take anything Gaetz says to heart—I think it’s impossible for an overgrown frat boy dweeb to offend me at this point. It’s just kinda hard to wrap my head around the fact that this dead ringer for Ace Ventura, who may go to prison because he idiotically paid for underage sex on Venmo without toggling the “private” button (he really can’t even do crimes right), lacks self-awareness to such a stunning extent that he chooses to publicly bloviate about the majority of women in this country being too ugly to bang, as women are literally bleeding out on hospital tables and being forced to carry and deliver dead fetuses. It’s even harder to understand how people vote for him.

I’m starting to think Florida is not sending us their best.

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@Safir already mentioned the Giant Gunted One, who has somehow spawned two little retards with two different ugly hoes, but just pop into the Deathfat subforum for plenty of disgustingly fat bitches who have live-in boyfriends. So many women have taken themselves out of the running because wokeism that we have a major "bare branches" problem in the US, and men are competing over even the ugliest women.
 
I dunno, there's a lot of attractive women who are pretty upset about Roe V Wade. And I don't buy the whole only attractive people get raped thing. This site alone is enough of an argument for how far conventionally illogical and odd human behavior regarding perverted impulses can go. Shit, Kellen Winslow the 2nd doesn't even have a thread here, and he was an NFL player and a millionaire that was also a serial rapist who broke into residences to assault elderly grandmas.
I mean ffs look at any playground and tell me that only attractive people breed. plus everyone normal knows that hambeasts get targeted by predators exactly because they're lowstatus and nobody will believe them.
 
I'm pretty much convinced that all politicians are pedophiles at this point anyway. Then again it's possible that a 17 year old would lie about her age but, you gotta be careful anyway.

Personally I wouldn't fuck with anyone under 21 under any circumstances. Just to be on the safe side.
I guess Last Stand’s obsession makes sense now. As long as he makes sure they’re still breathing. At least you can use a mirror to check that.
 
Surreal, a sitting congressmen basically did his best nick fuentas' impression. Even if what he said is extremely funny and based, reality is just getting more and more retarded and gay.
 
I dunno, there's a lot of attractive women who are pretty upset about Roe V Wade. And I don't buy the whole only attractive people get raped thing. This site alone is enough of an argument for how far conventionally illogical and odd human behavior regarding perverted impulses can go. Shit, Kellen Winslow the 2nd doesn't even have a thread here, and he was an NFL player and a millionaire that was also a serial rapist who broke into residences to assault elderly grandmas.
Don't forget Chris Chan. *shudders*

Yeahyeahyeah, we get it. You're not going to convince anyone here to rape you, uggo.
Maybe not rape, but take a gander over at the Death Fats and Beauty Parlor forums. There are PLENTY of fat, below average looking women who have boyfriends and even legal husbands. So the potential for an oopsie baby is still there.

Matt Gaetz is just mad because he couldn't even get one of THOSE to fuck him for free. Money had to be offered to get his dick wet.

Think about that.
 
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This is a Carlin joke from 30 years ago, but back then it was that the people protesting against abortion were the ones no one wants to fuck. The real lesson is that going to any kind of protest makes you unfuckable.
Especially if you're a DNC worshiping NPC soy golem. But their "males" probably wouldn't even be able to get it up anyway.
 
He's actually very wrong. The less attractive a woman is, up to the point of complete unfuckability, the fewer demands she can make.

So a fat bitch who looks like a thumb will end up putting out with the first guy who shows any interest, and she'll be less likely to demand he wear a rubber if he doesn't feel like it.

She also may not notice she's pregnant until she's further along because she's too fat to show, and misses her period on the reg on account of diabetes.
 
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