Off-Topic The council of Evil - Discuss the cabal of weird furries and samurais here.

[heathercho]

Mfw we finally have a surfer thread (kind of)

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Seriously, I have no clue why he doesn't have his own thread by now. He's kind of boring without PPP but he's still schizophrenic and still a noteworthy cow IMO.

He looks like IP2's Jewel Rancid with a dirty sanchez and pedo glasses there.

 

[Sprate Header]

stop putting my man Gahoole in same basket with all those degenerates.
Gahoole did nothing wrong and i'll protect him from all of oyu

Yo @Gahoole this guy's giving free blowies to ogres

What will really blow your mind is that Gahoole is younger than 25.

You're right, that does blow my mind. I thought he was like 35

I don't even really dislike Gahoole, he made informative posts in the 8chan.moe thread and from my limited viewing of spergsport content at least seems fairly down-to-earth, but I agree this cadre of "kino creators" could use a group thread here.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

About time somebody made a thread on the absolute losers and nobodies that consist of Surfer's "Motley Krew". You know- usually to warrant a thread on Kiwi Farms and be classified as a lolcow you have to be interesting an an almost macabe sort of way- as in, so many things being wrong with your life that people can't help but watch the trainwreck. Surfer's "Motley Krew" don't even have that- it's almost a complete draining chore to warrant them any attention because they are not only trashfires- but losers to the tenth degree. They fail at being lolcows because, to quote Zidan, "They're boring, unintelligent, have the IQ of fucking peanuts".

This thread is probably going to be the high point of their entire lives other than some better-than-usual heroin high or a better-than-average wank.

 

[Christorian X]

I was sent these about a week ago by a rando on Twitter. I believe they were sent to some others as well. At the time i waved them off as gayops and some type of planned "gotcha". Now I wonder if these people are just that fucking stupid.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I'm much more of a Guild of Calamitous Intent guy

 

[Fourskin_Fuckface]

Did this kid think following the PPP express lane to infamy was the way to go? I bet all these guys have starfish pics out there.

 

[Whalers Against Raycissm]

Gahoole is the most nigger faced "White" person I have ever seen.

Nigga looks like Babe Ruth’s son if Babe Ruth got black out drunk and impregnated Patrick Ewing. Poor guy.

 

[Whalers Against Raycissm]

Shaggy and Surfer can be entertaining and funny if they keep it focused and don’t meander all over the fucking place.

 

[8 inch Mormon cock]

gayops

Honest question. When you claim everything is a gay op do you get the warm feeling of a father's love that was clearly absent in your life?

If you think somebody making fun of the diaymo is a gay op then the meth has completely fried your brain. I love how trolling doesn't exist only gay ops in you mind.
Wanna know something that might be a gay op? Warhammer aka John Keiss calling up Shaggys church try to get him kicked out of his only place for emotional support and probably the only thing that keeps him from shooting up a place. But I'm sure in your mind somebody tweeting at you is on par with that cuz your internet daddy said gay op once

 

[berenstain]

Plenty of fat Somalians in London. Once they're transplanted into actual civilisation they regress to the norm, ie fast food and a sedentary lifestyle.

Even when they've tripled their body weight theres no mistaking that lightbulb head. Gahoole looks like he's carrying those Mr Sparkle genes in there somewhere.

The Somalis that live near me look more Ethiopian, i.e., long noses and thin heads. He looks more like a Central African pygmy.

Spoiler: Gahoole and DJ Aksel

 

[Christorian X]

Here is a little primer on Ethan Hatchet / The Daiymo

He see's himself as a filmmaker:

https://collab.sundance.org/people/Ethan-Hatchett-1583967150

https://app.productionbeast.com/1103876-ethan-hatchett

https://film.rrfedu.com/georgia/ethan-hatchett/

Here is an archive someone setup of all his earlier work. I warn you, it's psychotic autism.

Hatchet also happens to have written two books listed on Amazon:


Emerald of the Desert


Competition Birding

Another fun and interesting fact is that he is/was supposed to be married this coming October.


Hatchett / Kowalchuk Wedding

As for work, Hatchett seems to write for the Georgia Department of Natural Resources:
https://georgiawildlife.blog/2022/07/18/animal-architects-the-excavation-experts/
https://georgiawildlife.blog/2022/06/22/chasing-the-redhorse/
https://georgiawildlife.blog/2022/06/15/discover-rare-wildlife-near-you/

 

[berenstain]

I like the guy, but he's very irrational and insane if you listen to the nutty shit he says

When you put him next to the other tards, Surfer comes across as the intellectual. He tard wrangles Shaggy like 3P tard wrangled him.

 

[Whalers Against Raycissm]

When you put him next to the other tards, Surfer comes across as the intellectual. He tard wrangles Shaggy like 3P tard wrangled him.

Surfer isn’t a retard and is somewhat intellectual. Strip the thick Ontario accent/semi speech impediment and he’s pretty well spoken and articulate when he wants to be. Has decent historical knowledge as well.

 

[LaurenLauren]

The council is based, huge fan here.
EDIT
I see that @Christorian X is already seething at the Daiymo. Sad!

 

[8 inch Mormon cock]

I warn you, it's psychotic autism.

Hey king you forgot one of his most unhinged videos ever. Not sure how you missed it.

He even reads you elegant and well written open letter.
PO should rope otherwise I'm a huge fan of Shaggy and Surfer so I'll find a handful of Shaggy kino to post in this thread.

 

[Christorian X]

Hey king you forgot one of his most unhinged videos ever. Not sure how you missed it.

He even reads you elegant and well written open letter.
PO should rope otherwise I'm a huge fan of Shaggy and Surfer so I'll find a handful of Shaggy kino to post in this thread.

Really going mask off now, aren’t we? Lol.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Mr.Deadman calls out Mormon Shaggy for going out of his way to defend PO/DJ Axel doing his "ironic pedo" bit which no one believes it's ironic.

YouTube

 

[Christorian X]

Since Deadman has referenced his interactions with the "Council of Evil" (I'm still laughing at that title), I figured it's worthwhile to cross post this from another thread:

Deadman is a moron. Between shitting on KF, Null, Metokur and even Ralph it seems he's just begging for attention. Guess he can have it. During his little bitchfit with Vickers he let slip something about a book he had online. He claimed he had swept it up but he forgot about Google Books:



By doing a little searching this was all that was needed to find everything else. I'm not going to be some fucktard like Vickers and show images of this guys kids or write 5 pages letters blowing myself while barely getting to the point:

Jesse Christopher Dedman
16427 Bougainvilla Ln
Friendswood, TX 77546

Born: August 1983
Phone: (982) 850-6980

Business Info 1:

Business Name: DEADMAN'S TOME LLC
Incorporation State: TX
Corporation Type: Corporation
Filing Office Address: 1019 Brazos St, Austin, TX 78701
Registration Type Domestic: Limited Liability Company
Filing Number: #0803060432
Verification Date: May 15, 2022
Filing Office DUNS Number: #361958267

Business Info 2:

Business Name: DEDMAN PRODUCTIONS LLC
Incorporation State: TX
Corporation Type: Corporation
Filing Office Address: 1019 Brazos St, Austin, TX 78701
Address: 17823 County Road 127, Pearland, TX 77581
Registration Type: Domestic Limited Liability Company
Securities And Exchange Commission Status Forfeited Existence Filing Number: #0800789762

Previous Employment:

Previous Employer 1:

Department Of Family And Protective Services
701 W 51st St
Austin, TX 78751

Previous Employer 2:

Anime City
17825 County Road 127
Pearland, TX 77581

Employed from Oct 2, 2003 - Oct 13, 2011

Edit: Upon further inspection Dedman may have held some ownership in this business as well.


Social Media:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jesse.dedman/
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/mrdeadman10/
Website: https://dedmanproductionsllc.wordpress.com/


E-mail Addresses:

dedman10@aol.com
bojakjones@gmail.com
don_dizon_ph@yahoo.com
lioneljoshua@yahoo.com
legato10@aol.com
legato10@swbell.net
k1ll3r123@mail.com
legato@swbell.net
legato@otakumail.com
k1ll3r123@email.com
egato33@swbell.net
jdedman@hotmail.com

To address the obvious questions:

1) Yes, this guys actual last name is Dedman. He has zero imagination.
2) He's married and has kids. I'm not posting any of that here. Vickers was a fuck for doing that. Dedman wanted the spotlight, not them.
3) Why I am doing this now is pretty simple, I've lurked KF for years as well as spent time in his little hugbox. He started out like most alogs but got fame hungry and decided to heel turn hard and start sucking Ethan Ralph's dick for any unprocessed coke that might have floated through. I could give a shit less about his little feuds, but the man is a two-faced clout chasing bitch so he can get fucked.

Edit: Apparently I'm an asshole and fucked up his name at the top. It's fixed now.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Gahoole and DJ Aksel

Daaaaw... Bless. Aksel's first fur suit.

The family of Somalis that used to live next to me had seven kids, with the father looking like he'd come straight off the dinghy, while the mother was documentary fat. I'm pretty sure the father used to beat the shit out of her (can't really blame him) and the kids, as you'd often hear Murloc shouting in the middle of the night followed by crying. Their landlords booted them out in the end after they nearly burnt the place down with an indoor BBQ. That famous Somali IQ in action.

There was another family of Somali porkers that used to run a deli place not so far away too, that the HSE shutdown (the place was boarded up the same day). Christ knows what horrors they found in there.

Of all the groids that inhabit London they're some of the worst.

 

[Christorian X]

Daaaaw... Bless. Aksel's first fur suit.

The family of Somalis that used to live next to me had seven kids, with the father looking like he'd come straight off the dinghy, while the mother was documentary fat. I'm pretty sure the father used to beat the shit out of her (can't really blame him) and the kids, as you'd often hear Murloc shouting in the middle of the night followed by crying. Their landlords booted them out in the end after they nearly burnt the place down with an indoor BBQ. That famous Somali IQ in action.

There was another family of Somali porkers that used to run a deli place not so far away too, that the HSE shutdown (the place was boarded up the same day). Christ knows what horrors they found in there.

Of all the groids that inhabit London they're some of the worst.

Speaking of Aksel, here is a current video that was released on all of his Discord degeneracy. I warn you to avoid eating before you watch it.