Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Urbicide]

I dunno man, I might be in the minority here, but I wouldn't make jokes about finding children sexy due to the fact that it isn't funny in the first place and it would permanently tarnish my reputation if that shit was attached to my name.

It's incredible how often this thread gets derailed talking about pedophilia.

Yeah I think that's a pretty normal opinion lol

 

[LurkTrawl]

Last point I'll make on the topic is reiterating that every defense given so far for his and Vito's attitudes towards the topic was used for Amos Yee.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Vito the Pedo saying he was told by some randos on the internet to whack off his cat every two days and then did so is probably the funniest thing he's said in the past 5 years.

 

[DankSmoker]

Vito the Pedo saying he was told by some randos on the internet to whack off his cat every two days and then did so is probably the funniest thing he's said in the past 5 years.

A horny woman is basically just a feral cat that pisses all over everything, right?

 

[mfalkner]

Actually the opposite, he is super jealous that he is making so much and sperging out about it being only because he is black.

He's sperging bc July is a black man who doesn't tongue Biden's asshole.

This is kryptonite to libtards like vito

You should take a moment to think about why there are countless rappers that rap about murder, drug abuse, prostitutes, but never pedophilia.

There are several rap lyrics on the subject

 

[Devout Muslim]

All this Vito pedo shit is off-topic and has gone on for pages now. He’s either a pedophile or pushing the pedophile envelope in a sad attempt for relevancy. In either case he deserves the blowback he gets.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Dickheads then: Dick is actually just a chad and there's nothing to even laugh at. Laugh at Maddox instead, after all, he has a mod who's a pedo, so it makes him look like a pedo.

Dickheads now: Nooooo, it's not funny to talk about the Simpspiracy, his Burning Man sexcapades, the Barbie Dream Mansion, his bald ass head, how he self-inserts as the woman in porn, his Fursona, how he lost his bank over alleged money laundering, his obsession with Cuties, or his pedophile friends (including his cohost). Sure he's talked about fucking underage girls, tried to get Onison to teach him how to fuck minors, loves the "comedic pedophilia" on display by Mr. Girl and Vito, tried to get in close with mr. age of consent Destiny, and was an OG defender of Digipedo, but there's nothing to even remotely link him to any type of pedophilic or predatory actions. How can people even think such a thing is possible? Find something actually funny Dick does to talk about, I'm sure it exists, please stop pointing out how retarded Daddy Dick is.

Edit: Imagine not checking with the preview first, bloody retard.

Yep. I’m not going to let up on retarded dickheads trying to rehabilitate him on this thread. Maddax is a classic case of a “lie down with dogs, get up with fleas” situation. He’s been defending pedophiles and pedophilia for two years now, way past a time he could “pretend” it was all a joke. I don’t really give a fuck what his motivations are either. Maybe he can drop his talk about pedophilia, get rid of his pedophile buddies, and actually make some jokes that are funny, he can start with that. The last time he was funny was around 2018-2019.

 

[AnOminous]

All this Vito pedo shit is off-topic and has gone on for pages now. He’s either a pedophile or pushing the pedophile envelope in a sad attempt for relevancy. In either case he deserves the blowback he gets.

To the contrary, this thread is the only place where Vito is on-topic because he is an anal polyp attached to Dax. That's his only relevance to anything.

 

[Pissmaster]

Last point I'll make on the topic is reiterating that every defense given so far for his and Vito's attitudes towards the topic was used for Amos Yee.

Similar deal with MadThad, all of his "ironic" waifuposting and pedophilia stuff was his big gimmick, until he actually got investigated by the FBI, and they found several hundred pieces of CP. It's a funny and short OP. @The Inward, you should read it.

 

[The Inward]

Similar deal with MadThad, all of his "ironic" waifuposting and pedophilia stuff was his big gimmick, until he actually got investigated by the FBI, and they found several hundred pieces of CP. It's a funny and short OP. @The Inward, you should read it.

Oh yeah I checked out his thread. Seems his red flags were a lot worse and escalated from there. If the same happens with Vito, I will happily admit I was wrong, I just don't expect it to happen. I'd expect Dick to also be shocked.

And if something worse does happen, I think the "leech rule" can be dropped to make a thread. Right now I think you can just expect stagnation and more circular arguments here.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

It was the Cuties and SIMPspiracy that made me go 'hold on a second'. Because he did project that he was actually a pretty normal, if libertarian-leaning, guy off the show, and back then it made sense. He had a decently normal software job or whatever it was, he went out with people, and then he just did some Internet shit on the side because it was fun.
I also think that COVID really messed him up, and having less and less people who respected him because of his many screwups also got to him.

that was how he was introduced on the killstream too, this was his weekend gig, he's a rocket scientist guy. the defense industry is full of dicks. guys that drink beer on the weekends and watch baseball and shoot the shit. instead of video games or d&D he just has conversations with microphones on. despite his bizare demeanor he has a real job making him better than these fame chasing whores. he's a normie that jumps into the internet a few hours a week.

in actuality we still don't know if he graduated college, his job is a no-show job for his daddy; he was sucked into spending 6 figs in UCB. those hot babes he's flirting with at bars are leathery 40+ hags, his podast wasn't a fun hobby but his entire reason for living. his narcissism means he can't be mocked, plus the way he's set up his life pre-ppp it would be impossible to attack him. read through the first 100 pages. he's defended out the ass.

the second he ended up on a podcast where the host doesn't fuck the audio of his attacker and instead gives him equal ground without a bunch of sheep going "yeah" to his snark he becomes the emperor without clothes. its why PPP no-selling his quips led to dick bombing hard, it also led to him sperging out hard. just like with Richard Spenser, no one likes the "i'm better than all of you. i'm a golden god" type rant because its almost always said by someone who clearly isn't. Muhammad Ali and Kanye were the only two to pull that off and its mainly because it was a fake out to tell people about how you too can become amazing when you give into a higher power. the ranting is always offputting and the fact that he had to use high school accomplishments to a guy that probably doesn't know what prom is was always silly,the fact that the rant was full of lies didn't help either.

If you notice right after the speech his crack shack and ho got doxxed (its in the highlights) if he truely was a normie or above it all he could handle being mocked by PPP

for fucks sake @Flamenco withstood PPP,Warski,and Godwinson all doing that to him, how does the real life version of Herbert from family guy have higher self esteem than the guy that supposedly got laid regularly and lives in Glendale?

Dick's house of cards was exposed for what it was and its why he went from a guy who's thread was all about how he doesn't deserve a thread and was where fanboys jerked each other off about his awesomeness to this.

its actually pretty crazy looking back, Dick literally got away with the Simpspiracy. He went on Rekita as a victory lap, more undeserved praise. he goes from laughing and being the life of the party to yelling in less than an hour.

 

[AnOminous]

its actually pretty crazy looking back, Dick literally got away with the Simpspiracy. He went on Rekita as a victory lap, more undeserved praise. he goes from laughing and being the life of the party to yelling in less than an hour.

The general attitude of most people here (including me) was the Simpspiracy was a bunch of autistic bullshit about stuff that didn't matter. Then he showed up and completely lost his shit to PPP of all people, and then it was like he saw Maddox blow up his career and said "hold my beer and watch this."

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The general attitude of most people here (including me) was the Simpspiracy was a bunch of autistic bullshit about stuff that didn't matter. Then he showed up and completely lost his shit to PPP of all people, and then it was like he saw Maddox blow up his career and said "hold my beer and watch this."

I think the simpspiracy stuff would have eventually went away too if he didn’t go so hard in the paint for pedophilia, which permanently set himself up for lolcowdom.

 

[Devout Muslim]

I think the simpspiracy stuff would have eventually went away too if he didn’t go so hard in the paint for pedophilia, which permanently set himself up for lolcowdom.

I only ever searched out his kiwifarms thread because he went on about how anybody who doesn’t like Cuties is a fucking idiot for three or four weeks in a row.

 

[The Inward]

Damn dude that poor bicep, compare it to the other

Even if the injury was fake you have to recognize the commitment to jerking off with only the left arm this long

 

[That Guy From The Thing]

I dunno man, I might be in the minority here, but I wouldn't make jokes about finding children sexy due to the fact that it isn't funny in the first place and it would permanently tarnish my reputation if that shit was attached to my name.

It's incredible how often this thread gets derailed talking about pedophilia.

Combination of Cuties, Vito, and Dicks hot take on not throwing pedos to the wall wholesale. It's always somewhat relevant to the Dick Show sphere of influence.

Most people in this thread are just fuckwits who hate Dick and jump on anything with which to damn him. They don't need to. The show hasn't been good for nearly one hundred episodes. Not to even begin with Ralph, Riley, and Vito. I don't get why I don't see that critisism leveled as often as the community fanfiction most of the fags in this thread spew. Might have something to do with the fact they've hated Dick since the show started. Odd that.

 

[Gunlance]

Might have something to do with the fact they've hated Dick since the show started.

Have you not seen how many people in this thread have talked about how they listened to Dax since TBPITU with Maddox, the lolsuit, or came over from IBS / PKA / MATI? And the completly different times where people stopped liking him such as the Simpspiracy, Null's breakup, the Mint Salad saga, or the endless cuties bullshit? You might be surprised how many people here are just former Dickheads.

A several months back we used to get some kind souls who would listen to the show and provide a weekly breakdown of how lame it was. It was enjoyed and appreciated. Outside of that, it's not all that exciting to say damn this guy's lame and only bitches about women and fat chick's.

As for his other associates, the people here don't talk to much about Ralph because he has his own subfourm. We don't talk about Riley because most of his drama ended up in either Ralph threads, or the Digi thread. Vito is the only one out of the bunch who gets talked about here, and that's because Dax is the most relevant figure he's anchored to, and isn't worth his own thread, much like Gator was to Ralph before he got his own board. The biggest thing about Vito (not counting his size) is his whole pedophilia angle, so it tends to come up here.

 

[That Guy From The Thing]

Have you not seen how many people in this thread have talked about how they listened to Dax since TBPITU with Maddox, the lolsuit, or came over from IBS / PKA / MATI? And the completly different times where people stopped liking him such as the Simpspiracy, Null's breakup, the Mint Salad saga, or the endless cuties bullshit? You might be surprised how many people here are just former Dickheads.

A several months back we used to get some kind souls who would listen to the show and provide a weekly breakdown of how lame it was. It was enjoyed and appreciated. Outside of that, it's not all that exciting to say damn this guy's lame and only bitches about women and fat chick's.

As for his other associates, the people here don't talk to much about Ralph because he has his own subfourm. We don't talk about Riley because most of his drama ended up in either Ralph threads, or the Digi thread. Vito is the only one out of the bunch who gets talked about here, and that's because Dax is the most relevant figure he's anchored to, and isn't worth his own thread, much like Gator was to Ralph before he got his own board. The biggest thing about Vito (not counting his size) is his whole pedophilia angle, so it tends to come up here.

Been lurking for years now and I rarely see coherent arguements. I''ve not been too active of forum user so I'll take your word for it. It just seems like most of the non-lolcow people are discussed from this deliberately bad faith standpoint by petty assholes. Fixated on one non-issue or vague inference. Like the Dick fucking Mint thing or Hulagirl connection. I've yet to see hard evidence. Just Diddler Dax posting. Which he deserves for keeping Vito on, mind. Not for Vito being a pedo. But because Vito is an energy vampire. Of the caliber which only LA can create. Being subjected to his voice drives me to conniptions.

 

[AnOminous]

Been lurking for years now and I rarely see coherent arguements. I''ve not been too active of forum user so I'll take your word for it. It just seems like most of the non-lolcow people are discussed from this deliberately bad faith standpoint by petty assholes. Fixated on one non-issue or vague inference. Like the Dick fucking Mint thing or Hulagirl connection. I've yet to see hard evidence. Just Diddler Dax posting. Which he deserves for keeping Vito on, mind. Not for Vito being a pedo. But because Vito is an energy vampire. Of the caliber which only LA can create. Being subjected to his voice drives me to conniptions.

Well maybe you should read the first part of the thread before he started the diddler shit, when the people criticizing him were considered autistic kooks (which they kind of were but whatever) and even Null was defending him and jannying up the thread.

 

[Never Scored]

Been lurking for years now and I rarely see coherent arguements. I''ve not been too active of forum user so I'll take your word for it. It just seems like most of the non-lolcow people are discussed from this deliberately bad faith standpoint by petty assholes. Fixated on one non-issue or vague inference. Like the Dick fucking Mint thing or Hulagirl connection. I've yet to see hard evidence. Just Diddler Dax posting. Which he deserves for keeping Vito on, mind. Not for Vito being a pedo. But because Vito is an energy vampire. Of the caliber which only LA can create. Being subjected to his voice drives me to conniptions.

You're missing a very important piece of the puzzle.

It's funny.