Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mr Moonface said:
Here's the audio:

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And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Listen to the audio with the volume up. He's telling the cops to shut up and listen to him.

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HA HA HOOOLEEEEE SHIT. This is incredible. at 4:15 he starts explaining the fucking pepperoni! My god this is so funny. He is incapable of not coming across like a deranged lunatic. Surely some kind of serious breakdown is imminent? just get off the fucking internet and take a long hard look at yourself, Pat. Its bad enough you've ruined yours and niki's life, now you're inflicting this nonsense on your neighbours?
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Here's the audio:

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And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Other highlights:

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!"

"Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!

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This is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha
I can't breev!
 
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Partial transcript from the Ona lads:

Shut the fuck up because none of you have listened in THREE GODDAMN YEARS! Shut up! Thank you.

No, it isn't an exgirlfriend. No, it isn't an ex wife.

Do you know how many fucking times that you have been sent here by these stalkers? No of course you don't!

Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved.

And I've told you multiple times not even two fucking weeks ago, "Hey, just so you know, for the last three and a half fucking years people have been making false reports to you - to your department about me, about me personally." Pat Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am. At this address. Shut up! I'm still talking! (lady cop speaks) What phone number? I don't give a shiT!

Do you have any idea how many times I'VE called YOU!! To let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? It's more than once!

Hooligan's! In one incident ... there was a fire .. these people.. saw the footage of the fire using the local, on the local news and they called it in immediately (or to "the media"?), "Hey, we saw Patrick S Tomlinson running away from the fire. He's ducking through the alleys."

That wasn't the first time. You want the first time? Would you like to hear about it? Good, I've got your attention finally!

The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!

We've been over this! Never! fucking! Come to this address again! If I need any of you, I'll fucking call! Don't come here again! (cop: Can you give me your number?) We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking.. I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone and you know what I was told at every point? "Well, that's not, we don't handle that, would you like to talk to this other person?"

I talk to this other person, "Well, I'm sorry, we can't, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!
 
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JustTheFaxcts said:
Partial transcript from the Ona lads:

Shut the fuck up because none of you have listened in THREE GODDAMN YEARS! Shut up! Thank you.

No, it isn't an exgirlfriend. No, it isn't an ex wife.

Do you know how many fucking times that you have been sent here by these stalkers? No of course you don't!

Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved.

And I've told you multiple times not even two fucking weeks ago, "Hey, just so you know, for the last three and a half fucking years people have been making false reports to you - to your department about me, about me personally." Pat Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am. At this address. Shut up! I'm still talking! (lady cop speaks) What phone number? I don't give a shiT!

Do you have any idea how many times I'VE called YOU!! To let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? It's more than once!

Hooligan's! In one incident ... there was a fire .. these people.. saw the footage of the fire using the local, on the local news and they called it in immediately (or to "the media"?), "Hey, we saw Patrick S Tomlinson running away from the fire. He's ducking through the alleys."

That wasn't the first time. You want the first time? Would you like to hear about it? Good, I've got your attention finally!

The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!

We've been over this! Never! fucking! Come to this address again! If I need any of you, I'll fucking call! Don't come here again! (cop: Can you give me your number?) We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking.. I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone and you know what I was told at every point? "Well, that's not, we don't handle that, would you like to talk to this other person?"

I talk to this other person, "Well, I'm sorry, we can't, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!
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What a Karen!
 
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Pork Fried Rice said:
Holy fuck he is. I think this may be it, the Rascals might have finally broken him. What a little bitch. Hogtied and squealing on the sidewalk.

No matter how pissed or whatever you are at the cops, don't start yelling at them like this. They will do whatever they can to fuck with you, especially if you start trying to tell them to shut up. Where I'm from, he probably would have been introduced to the patrol car hood a few times for "resisting" until he shut his cock sucker.
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Police here would have George Floyd him before driving him out of town and telling him to walk back bare footed.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Here's the audio:

View attachment 3532777
And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Other highlights:

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!"

"Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!

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A few weeks ago I was saying something along the lines of Patrick's done so much how can he top the Andrew saga, and well I shouldn't have ever doubted him. This is incredible. Big props to the rascal who acquired the audio.

The best part is, as far as I can tell this was nothing more than a false positive shot spotter that just so happened to bring the cops to Patrick, and not the doing of any troll, but Rick's convinced it was.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Here's the audio:

View attachment 3532777
And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Other highlights:

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!"

"Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!

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Edit: Someone on the OnAForums has made a better quality version with some of the background noise reduced:

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Also, for anyone who doesn't want to dig many pages back for context. A shooting was called in at Pat's place early Monday morning:

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25
https://archive.ph/5vtgE
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085
https://archive.ph/lr7vp

The audio is a result of that call and was recorded by one of Pat's neighbors. It sounds like a swatting but we have no official confirmation of that yet. Pat loves acting the victim on twitter and he's said nothing about this incident.
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@Null announcement worthy?

Either way, HOLY SHIT. I thought Josiah tape 5 was the pinnacle of Patrick's insanity. He is legitimately deranged to the point where I legitimately fear for his wife. He has multiple firearms that he should not have access to.

The best part is the police showing up likely had nothing to do with the trolls, but likely some local porch monkeys popping off a few caps at 1am in his shithole neighborhood
 
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JustTheFaxcts said:
And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again![/SPOILER]
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Yeah Fatrick, because the cops are in the habit of listening to someone tell them not to be put in cuffs.

Lads, I think we also need to send a huge gift basket to the responding department’s HQ. Those boys work hard enough as is, they didn’t know they were going to be involved in a rodeo lassoing a pig in the ghetto.
 
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Wilbur_1995 on the OnAForums decides to chastise our piglet for being so mean to Milwaukee's finest:

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