Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Grift Garrison]

Someone should send the neighbor a basket of pepperoni. This is fucking gold.

 

[Meat Target]

Freak out like this and they may think you're a dangerous mentally ill person and just shoot you. Rick is a genuinely stupid bastard. Also the cops are just as much victims in this, especially because how would the fucking beat cops sent out on calls know anything about this at all?

This is the kind of thing for a citizen complaint, after the fact, presented calmly, not like a screaming retard in need of a beatdown. The cops displayed superhuman patience with this fucking fat mongoloid, perhaps out of deference for his white privilege.

It's the equivalent of screaming at McDonald's employees because the restaurant ran out of nuggies.

If you're going to yell at cops, do it in court, and do it through a lawyer. There, you might win something. Something nice like a big pile of money. If you're getting in cops' faces screaming, the best you'll get is nothing, and the only prize you can look forward to is a Maglite to the face or getting rained on by five cops emptying their mags on you.

There's probably bodycam of this too.

Fat, retarded loudmouth pricks like Fatprick are why I could never be a cop. I'd be too tempted to billy-club him for mouthing off like a jackass.

 

[A Sunset]

someone posted a version with audio edited to be a little less noisy:
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what a beautiful moment.

Good fucking god I chose the right time to come back to the thread, what a spergout. Imagine talking to cops like that, he is unhinged. Time to throw piggy in the loony bin?

Imagine unraveling your entire life because a few people trolled you and hurt your ego on Twitter. He has legitimately made this his life. Fatrick is literally raving to police about black children being ground into pepperoni.……what do you even say at this point lmao.

Legendary

 

[RembrandtCourage]

I just want to give a sincere thank you to the person who recorded this, the person who snagged a copy for distribution, the kind people cutting the fat and enhancing rick's voice, null for putting this in community happenings, and all of you for finding time to laugh and point at this fatass.

This video is incredible, almost artistic even when it comes to sheer ego and delusional self perceived superiority over others, in this case others acting in official function who have every right to tase his bacon and search him and his house based on sheer behavior alone. I really hope there's a near future incident and he's put in cuffs again.

 

[AnOminous]

https://i.imgur.com/DEJUk6j.gif

Note, you can't directly link to imgur files here because they block us by referer.

 

[Maude Snew]

Law Enforcement child, do you not know you are in the presence of baron Fattimir Fartcouchen? Hush now. I have called you so many times and you never listened. Leave this place and do not return!

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Yep, this is a bystander's recording, which means the recording only starts after Fatrick has been yelling so long one of his neighbors was woken up by him, realized what was happening, and decided to record it. That means if the body cam footage gets released there'll be more Fatrick rage in there than what we have now.

 

[whore loving dragon]

Yep, this is a bystander's recording, which means the recording only starts after Fatrick has been yelling so long one of his neighbors was woken up by him, realized what was happening, and decided to record it. That means if the body cam footage gets released there'll be more Fatrick rage in there than what we have now.

Imagine how he squealed when they cuffed him

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Freak out like this and they may think you're a dangerous mentally ill person and just shoot you. Rick is a genuinely stupid bastard. Also the cops are just as much victims in this, especially because how would the fucking beat cops sent out on calls know anything about this at all?

This is the kind of thing for a citizen complaint, after the fact, presented calmly, not like a screaming retard in need of a beatdown. The cops displayed superhuman patience with this fucking fat mongoloid, perhaps out of deference for his white privilege.

It's the equivalent of screaming at McDonald's employees because the restaurant ran out of nuggies.

If you're going to yell at cops, do it in court, and do it through a lawyer. There, you might win something. Something nice like a big pile of money. If you're getting in cops' faces screaming, the best you'll get is nothing, and the only prize you can look forward to is a Maglite to the face or getting rained on by five cops emptying their mags on you.

There's probably bodycam of this too.

I guarantee he was one of the topics of conversation between the responding officers and their spouses/friends/coworkers, especially with the pepperoni bits. Hopefully a cheeseheaded kiwi can get us the bodycam. I’d give a lot to see it.

Law Enforcement child, do you not know you are in the presence of baron Fattimir Fartcouchen? Hush now. I have called you so many times and you never listened. Leave this place and do not return!View attachment 3532988

Come on, stop using CGI to slim Pat down. No one is going to believe he’s that thin.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat, retarded loudmouth pricks like Fatprick are why I could never be a cop. I'd be too tempted to billy-club him for mouthing off like a jackass.

I'd be tempted to pretend I misheard him and that his screaming was unintelligible but it sounded like he was saying he had dead black children in his basement that he was grinding into pepperoni, so we just had to check it out.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Patrick, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm just thankful Patrick is too much of a fat cuck to hurt anyone.

 

[Gangster Talk]

This is the third dispute he's been recorded in where he is reduced to shouting some variation of "SHUTTT UP SHUTTTT UP STOP TALKING" if you include him talking over the judge at the Nodalski hearing. I wonder if this is a case study in terminal Twitter brain. I'm sure he's always been like this but being used to rambling uninterrupted with a block button every day can't help.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Law Enforcement child, do you not know you are in the presence of baron Fattimir Fartcouchen? Hush now. I have called you so many times and you never listened. Leave this place and do not return!View attachment 3532988

Gotta get @John Andrews Stan in here for this.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Imagine how he squealed when they cuffed him

We've got pictures from the scene

 

[Fourskin_Fuckface]

Im convinced the coward Pat Tomlinson merc'd the negro Bernell Tramell.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Those cops should have turned him into pepperoni for being such a dumbass. And I can just imagine if somebody breaks into his house, the cops would be called ASAP.

 

[A Sunset]

Please, I pray to almighty God in Heaven, that we can see the bodycam footage. It might be one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on the internet if I can see Fatrick getting cuffed while he squeals in bodycam. We’d probably see his enraged expression up close lmao. Can you imagine.

How many goats do I need to sacrifice to please the Lord so that this dream comes true? Firstborn sons are not out of the question.

 

[Retink]

How did Porky avoid calling them child in his whole tirade?

 

[Starbuxxx]

He for real pulled a Kamala: I AM TALKING!!!!!

"DO NOT FUCKING COME TO THIS ADDRESS! Do not come, child!"