Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[W00K #17]

Doesn't he have tenants? I know it's one of the worst times in American history to find a new place to live, but I'd be filing apartment applications immediately if was renting from this midnight squealer.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Doesn't he have tenants? I know it's one of the worst times in American history to find a new place to live, but I'd be filing apartment applications immediately if was renting from this midnight squealer.

Your landlord piss drunk shrieking at the cops is one sign to move out. The pepperoni grinding opeeation in the basement is another.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

My favorite part is when he says "LOOK UP THIS ADDRESS!!! 2613 N OAKLAN- err ACTUALLY IT'S THAT ONE 2611".

So even if it was in their notes it's for a different address and they would have had no way of knowing lol

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Tomlinson is one of those cows I've heard a lot about but never delved into. Good thing I've got nothing to do tonight.

He's pure entertainment. I tap out of a lot of cows because I'm squeamish and a bit of a softie but Fattits is so stupid, so vain and so unbelievably fat that there's no downsides. You could text him right now and start an argument over whose dad was stronger and he'd bicker like a five year old for an hour.

 

[Philier]

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement"

Hahaha I can't breathe

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Pounds of homemade pep
Donated to the police
Still cuffed in the street

 

[MySonDavid]

He has my vote for lolcow of the year. Doubly so if/when we get a bodycam recording of this altercation.

He might be the one. The only one who could dethrone the other hollerinn hog of the Karen Farms.

 

[Meriasek]

Now I really wish that the police coming there was not a rascal's doing, but a real (albeit false) report to the police, and Fatpat just lost it, making it all about him as usual.
Fukcing glorious.

 

[MySonDavid]

God damn this shit is hilarious. Patrick got a nigga...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is a day that will live in infamy. I’m going into lockdown until the body cam footage drops. Can’t risk dying before this climax.

 

[Satan McAllister]

Happy 900

Still a lower number than Patrick‘s cholesterol.

You know, because he’s fat.

 

[Hot Dog]

I'm pretty sure he could have been detained for disturbing the public peace and breathalyzed, and slapped with a drunk and disorderly for his idiotic behavior. He is how old again?

He should also be arrested for being fat.

 

[curbside]

This is a day that will live in infamy. I’m going into lockdown until the body cam footage drops. Can’t risk dying before this climax.

There have been some that argued that Patrick is too mild to be a full blown lolcow. This is the day that erases any doubt.

 

[Philier]

I think he's only screaming because it's a female cop, pretty sure that he wouldnt do that with a male one. Why does Patrick hate women so much?

 

[Ophelia]

It certainly helps that in real life he says "child" like he's offering you candy to get in his van.

He sounds absolutely deranged! Over a fucking prank call! Then at the end when he starts projecting, saying “Josiah” has no friends lol. And now he’s screaming at police about pepperoni in the middle of the night!

Happy 900, my faggot watching friends!

 

[Grift Garrison]

Happy 900 Fellas; special thanks to the Rascals. We couldn't have done it without them. TYFYS

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

I feel I should point out the fact that we now have documented proof that we have angered Fat Rick enough that he has literally cried from spastic tard rage.

What a fat little manlet bitch.

Edit: Happy 900, the way this is going, we'll be hitting 1000 before long.

 

[Terrorist]

The cops backed down because they know he's one of those actual real life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth.

They certainly wouldn't expect a guy like him to be into stuff like Sci-fi and model kits. He's a real stealthy geek.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I like how he told them never to come back again but they came back the very next day.