Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat is a classic cow. Like Chris and Tommy Tooter, he is a reservoir of unlimited ego that regenerates like the T-1000, but at least Chris and Tom can chill out sometimes. Not Pat. No, he trots around the neighborhood and Twitter in a state of emotional seizure. He's a real life version of the guy on the table in the Operation board game, tweezers permanently affixed to his Writer's Cramp, eternally buzzing and flashing his red nose at you.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Essay2414778, Roccosmoderndeath1, Ira the Weatherman and 27 others
Ted_Breakfast said:
Pat is a classic cow. Like Chris and Tommy Tooter, he is a reservoir of unlimited ego that regenerates like the T-1000, but at least Chris and Tom can chill out sometimes. Not Pat. No, he trots around the neighborhood and Twitter in a state of emotional seizure. He's a real life version of the guy on the table in the Operation board game, tweezers permanently affixed to his Writer's Cramp, eternally buzzing and flashing his red nose at you.
Click to expand...
He does not trot, child. The pistons in his four-banger mustang power him around town like a bullit.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Essay2414778, Ira the Weatherman, Wünderkind and 7 others
I'm thinking this was a type of cathartic moment for Piggy. Knowing that any law enforcement is apathetic to his bullshit (and likely already acknowledges that it's self-inflicted), when will it come to a situation where he takes the law into his own hands? Of course he's a raging pussy, but everyone has a limit. Those were the squeals of a man about to break. Either way, plenty of milk left in this heifer.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Feels
Reactions: Essay2414778, Lorgar, Super Macho Man and 15 others
grey area said:
I'm thinking this was a type of cathartic moment for Piggy. Knowing that any law enforcement is apathetic to his bullshit (and likely already acknowledges that it's self-inflicted), when will it come to a situation where he takes the law into his own hands? Of course he's a raging pussy, but everyone has a limit. Those were the squeals of a man about to break. Either way, plenty of milk left in this heifer.
Click to expand...
He’s prepping his ‘roni grinder this very moment.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Essay2414778, Lead Sammich, kartana and 15 others
SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN, YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMN YEARS, HE'S A STALKER! A STALKER! A STALKER! LOOK THERE'S A STALKER! 1658897075204.png

oooooh! oooooh! alright, you see? it shocks you...?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Winner
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Aggie Gray 59, GeldKampf, User Name and 73 others
Plaintiff is fat said:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN, YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED IN THREE FUCKING YEARS, HE'S A STALKER! A STALKER! A STALKER! LOOK THERE'S A STALKER!View attachment 3533403

oooooh! oooooh! alright, you see? it shcoks you...?
Click to expand...
FIFTY YEARS AGO YOU'D HAVE BEEN UPSIDE DOWN WITH A PEPPERONI UP YOUR ASS
 
  • Like
Reactions: Essay2414778, Ira the Weatherman, Teknorat and 27 others
Meriasek said:
Now I really wish that the police coming there was not a rascal's doing, but a real (albeit false) report to the police, and Fatpat just lost it, making it all about him as usual.
Fukcing glorious.
Click to expand...
I dunno, just think of the world where ((( @1997 Toyota Tacoma ))) is making another 2am 'domestic dispute with shots fired' call tonight and the cops knocking on Fatrick's door, making his head explode with anger. The thought of the Rascals cackling with glee after Null announces that he received a subpoena from the MPD for @1997 Toyota Tacoma 's IP address. The chaos of it would be pretty magnificent.
 
  • Like
  • Dumb
Reactions: Essay2414778, CatboyCumDump, justhereforments and 9 others
Mr Moonface said:
Here's the audio:

View attachment 3532777
And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Other highlights:

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!"

"Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!

View attachment 3532773

Edit: Someone on the OnAForums has made a better quality version with some of the background noise reduced:

View attachment 3532868

Also, for anyone who doesn't want to dig many pages back for context. A shooting was called in at Pat's place early Monday morning:

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25
https://archive.ph/5vtgE
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085
https://archive.ph/lr7vp

The audio is a result of that call and was recorded by one of Pat's neighbors. It sounds like a swatting but we have no official confirmation of that yet. Pat loves acting the victim on twitter and he's said nothing about this incident.
Click to expand...
Yet again Fatrick makes his situation worse also seems he is taking the slack made by the Gunt being in hiding and doing a ragepigging
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Essay2414778, Gaius Cumulus, John Andrews Stan and 4 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back