Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Punished Snigger]

The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!

Kekw I need to catch up on my Fatrick lore

 

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Listened to the audio again and those cops must've been thinking what an annoying faggot, would've been difficult to not laugh taking that call. Imagine a blobby, emasculated man-child flail about like a retard as he's cuffed on the curb. His intonation is so bizarre, it never ceases to amaze. The intermittent sarcasm intersected with utter rage. He shifts rapidly. Being cuffed would've destroyed him as it's a total loss of control. He's the victim, after all. Fuck I can't wait for the bodycam footage. Likely drunk, too.

IN THREE GODDAMN YEARS!!!! Then it's four years. He actually sounds like a Karen in parts when he uses his limp-wrsited tone. The arrogance of this dipshit.

 

[John_Smith]

Man, this news needs featured.


We need to send this woman something. Fruit basket, champagne, something.

Traditional gift is a soundbar, a Vizio soundbar. Do it up classy, get one with a sub-woofer.

How much had Pat_1.7 had to drink? And handcuffed. All because of a shotspotter. Six police officers is not a Swatting, anyways. You know they're going on medical leave for tha massive rib damage they incurred as a result of Piggy's hissy fit. I hope to all that is Holy that they have bodycams and that the footage is released.

Anyone see the M*A*S*H* movie, what happened to Frank Burns? I see that in Piggy's future, being driven off in a straitjacket while onlookers on the sidewalk cross their arms as though they are in straitjackets too as he goes by.

Pat_1.7 proving without a doubt that Wisconsin is truly the Dairy State. SO much milk.

Pat likes to drive fast, "Safe is not my speed, Child." The police will be looking for him. I predict many traffic tickets in Piggy's future. Maybe even get the 'Stang impounded.

 

[AnOminous]

He should also be arrested for being fat.

He should be arrested for first degree capital obesity.

 

[AnOminous]

is there a way to hyperlink a gif?
the forums let me do a img bracket

Not from imgur because they specifically block us, and to avoid IP tracking, any images hotlinked are proxied, so it makes a local copy. Null prefers people download them and post them directly to the site.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

He should be arrested for first degree capital obesity.

Never arrested, only detained, child.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Imagine just taking a walk and you pass by hearing some guy scream about turning black kids into pepperoni. With zero context you would know that this person is someone to be derided and/or ignored due to their incessant squealing.

Even with enough context most people know Fat is someone to be derided and/or ignored due to his incessant squealing.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

So how long until someone posts a song about his chimp out?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

And to think all of this could have been avoided if he paid Quasi and started working out.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Admitting to his pepperoni crimes was the main thing that got my attention but I like how he ended with telling them he was going to talk to their supervisor about them responding appropriately to a call.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

God, just imagine if one of the cops was also a redditor... and told him "Settle down, child."

 

[Octavia]

I don't know if this has been posted (and I'm not browsing 900 pages), but this popped up on my youtube recommended when I opened it, first result.

No idea who this is. lol. lmao.

 

[Fag Albert]

Fatrick's a literal baby and I'm glad his kid is going to grow up without him in their life.

 

[Mr Moonface]

So how long until someone posts a song about his chimp out?

This isn't about it, but HandsomeTorque on the OnAForums released a metal version of the audio a while ago:

 

[Null]

Feature this shit, @Null! We got a ragepig raging at pigs!

I am not featuring anything that would encourage SWAT/police pranks.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I am not featuring anything that would encourage SWAT/police pranks.

It's been featured for hours now.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Well I have to change my mind here. White privilege is a thing. After listening to his little squeals, the cops def should have just shot him

 

[Fag Albert]

I am not featuring anything that would encourage SWAT/police pranks.

Is someone getting de-broomed

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I'm speechless. I can only describe the audio with this video:

 

[artilleryfroth]

Well I have to change my mind here. White privilege is a thing. After listening to his little squeals, the cops def should have just shot him

He is definitely lucky to have not been at least tased after screaming abuse at the cops like that. Maybe they have all recently done a course about how to de-escalate subnormal people?