DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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AnOminous said:
That's very bullshit. The absolute minimum for calling it power walking is over 4 mph, which would be over 2 miles.

And that's being really slack about it. Real power walking is doing a 5k in far less than an hour. Or more.

He's just lying.
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Unless he means power walking to the fridge AND back. But if he states he walks 1 mile then he's just slightly faster than an average rickety old man. But also way slower than someone constantly on his phone. Yes I did the math on Twitter.

A normal walking person (not power walking) needs roughly 20 minutes for 1 mile. So you can imagine that a power walk could take 15 minutes. Or 30 minutes for 2 miles. See, now this sounds way more logical, a mile forth and then back.

Since Phil is an idiot and bad with words, who knows? Since Phil is a notorious liar and has the body of non-newtonian liquid , probably a lie anyway.
 
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Yung Dalph said:
There are also so many layers of mind games in his interactions with others that I'm not surprised at all that he's lost all ability to communicate. He needs to be nice to certain dents, in certain ways, because they pay the bills. Certain dents are also paypigs but trolls as well, so he has to keep that in mind while talking to them. He has to be nice to the disabled paypigs, despite hating them, because people like Derich make him look bad. He can't accept the truth that Phil Burnell attracts degenerates because he himself is one. He also definitely hates people like OIC, and those that support him for clout and talk to the trolls, and hates the fact that they enable him to even exist, but he has no other option but to take their money and be their bitch.

At the same time, all he wants to do is call people morons and idiots and invalidate what they say, since he's an insecure little cunt. The best he can hope for is for Neil Druckmann to say something mildly annoying so he can blow it out of proportion and misinterpret it immediately.

He can't truly be himself because he's a toxic piece of shit, the fake Phil persona he busts out when it's time to pity party is obviously fake, and the DSPositive Phil that's on Twitter is mostly a salty, attention whoring sack of shit, when he's not obsessively posting schedules and beg tweets.
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I would go as far as saying that Phil doesn’t even have a personality. This is the same guy who thinks reactions on Twitter somehow reflect the view of the world. I don’t think he’s aware that Twitter is a microcosm and not a substitute for human interaction. He’s literally getting gamed by the algorithm™️ like the morons and muppets he hates so much lmao.
 
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I wonder if the alcoholism has advanced and enfeebled him to the point where quitting cold turkey cold be risk of death; like trigger a heart attack or some type of blood sugar thing. I mean, I'd wager he would get the sweats, the shakes, heart palpitations, pink elephants/hephalumps/woozles, etc, but would he buy the farm? Maybe that's why he's so frantic about getting tips- if he doesn't have booze money every day, he'll literally die.

Alcoholism is a uniquely bad addiction. One is more likely to die from alcohol withdrawal than from heroin withdrawal. It becomes a part of you, neurologically/mentally/emotionally, and it's always one delivery call to Total Wines away. But yea, his gynocomastia is not caused by steroid abuse like our boy Robert Paulson. It's probably the liquor.

I see all his behavior and rhetoric through the lens of his alcoholism. The narcissism, hateboners, inability to resist being baited, swaying, snorting, bug eyes/sleepy eyes, romanticized nostalgia, gatcha addiction, and racial stereotyping are all ethanol fueled. Being drunk makes it very fun to annoy people, and doing racial stereotypes is a great way to annoy a bunch of people.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
With the insane cost of living in the greater Seattle area staying inside all day is a fucking crime. There is so much to see in Washington, so many trails, campgrounds and amazing places to just hangout. It's all completely lost on a 80 IQ retard like Phil. He should have just moved to Arkansas or Iowa where the cost of living is dirt cheap. He could literally be living in a McMansion in Wyoming which someone with zero taste like Phil would love.
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Phil effectively made his decision based on not wanting a state income tax and snow (or high heat/humidity). I don't think he gave much thought to other factors. The thought of paying a small amount in state taxes, but coming out ahead due to low property tax, lower mortgage payments, and lower cost of living doesn't compute. His state B&O tax is 0.0125% on gross quarterly income. At $130k a year, he owes $1,625 per year before the rebate. But he pays $2,200+ in mortgage and HOA monthly. Great savings.

But we all know why Washington won. That middle unit townhouse in a gated community with cameras everywhere. So much harder for detractors to sneak around the side when there is no side. And the neighbors could spot the mentally ill non-humans or EvilAJ coming to kill him. Dave must have gotten as hard as when he dreamed of Daddy Rambo raw dogging his bussy, calling him a dirty gin slut. Hnnngggg.
 
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I'm all for dents to break pignosis as long as the trolls don't kiss their ass and tap them on the back constantly. People have been warning people about DSP for damn near a decade, realizing he's an asshole isn't exactly breaking new ground. That being said, that tweet is sure to rub DSP the wrong way. He's gonna be telling you how Rahb "hates his guts" out of nowhere and never brought his issue with Phil, like a man. How is Phil supposed to improve as a person if Rahb didn't tell him?????
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
What next? Bragging to Derich about how he doesn't masturbate?
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At least Derich is not retarded enough to leave the camera on the entire time huh!
AckDolt Pigler said:
These are incredible fights for PP to pick considering he might as well be blind and is heading toward a scooter future.:stress:
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When Phil is bed ridden due to the inevitable diabetes/heart attack storyline will he have to poo in a tray like Jasper?

And I dont think he MomWife is live in NurseMom material tbh, gotta play that Skyrim doood
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Unless he means power walking to the fridge AND back. But if he states he walks 1 mile then he's just slightly faster than an average rickety old man. But also way slower than someone constantly on his phone. Yes I did the math on Twitter.

A normal walking person (not power walking) needs roughly 20 minutes for 1 mile. So you can imagine that a power walk could take 15 minutes. Or 30 minutes for 2 miles. See, now this sounds way more logical, a mile forth and then back.

Since Phil is an idiot and bad with words, who knows? Since Phil is a notorious liar and has the body of non-newtonian liquid , probably a lie anyway.
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I've been thinking... given that he's got trouble with the meaning of words and phrases because he assumes what they mean rather than look them up, does he think that "powerwalk" means walking in some overly exaggerated manner? Is he goose stepping to his mail box? Is he slamming his feet down hence the power in powerwalk? It's the only logical explanation for him taking half an hour to clear a mile.
 
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KiwiFarmer97 said:
Think snort contacted scopely to hide his WWE champs profile from public view. I can load other profiles on the website but it gives me a black screen for DownFromTheRafters
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Some data is still available. My guess is that it's client side javascript that hides the UI. Data is in JSON if someone wants to parse it or dig deeper.

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One URL called:

Some more data from https://api.wwechampions.com/api/v1/profile/player?name=DownFromTheRafters
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Looks like I pulled the trigger on my dying light 2 rant too early lol
PetiteDragon43 said:
What really chaps my ass about him ragequitting Dying Light 2 is that he did the the very thing he accused game reviewers of doing to Days Gone. Anything he says about any game this year should be disregarded. And he only quit that game because he couldn't rush through it fast enough in time for Elden Ring.
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What a smug prick
 
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Some data is still available. My guess is that it's client side javascript that hides the UI. Data is in JSON if someone wants to parse it or dig deeper.

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FaXmachine said:
This stupid facial hair of his, he's growing out the side parts of that moustache and it exaggerates his face to make him look even more sad and stupid looking. Phil is a caricature of himself.
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His mustache looks more and more like a tatooed Dirty Sanchez. This is the worst part of his face, that says a lot.
 
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