Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Gunt of the Litter]

Why was this thread taken off of the featured list? This is the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Why was this thread taken off of the featured list? This is the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.

Null doesnt like swatting or anything that even smells like swatting because swatting can and has gotten people killed

 

[Null]

The cops are at his fucking house and there's no arrest. I have no reason to believe he's lying. I'd be furious too if I were dealing with dipshit pigs hassling me because of retards on the Internet.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He's back to politisperging. Is this cope? Or a return to form? His silence on his police rendezvous is telling as others have said. I believe that he is looking to move past the incident.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Idk why ppl here think this has anything to do with swatting...

Shooting alarm went off, police went knocking around the area. Got to Mr Piggy who was aggravated, so they detained him for further questioning

Edit to add: Since Piggy is "always targeted", he didn't even listen to the cops, who didn't specifically "come for him" this time

 

[Pargon]

The cops are at his fucking house and there's no arrest. I have no reason to believe he's lying. I'd be furious too if I were dealing with dipshit pigs hassling me because of retards on the Internet.

“No Fun Allowed”

Also there’s no proof they were there on account of anyone fucking with him. Learn to laugh at an asshole losing his mind, geez.

 

[Table Country]

The cops are at his fucking house and there's no arrest. I have no reason to believe he's lying. I'd be furious too if I were dealing with dipshit pigs hassling me because of retards on the Internet.

But would you scream at the cops like a gay lunatic?

 

[Pork Packer]

I'd be furious too if I were dealing with dipshit pigs hassling me because of retards on the Internet.

You talkin from the perspective of the cops or fatrick here?

 

[Baba Yaga]

I hope "leave and never return!" (what he shouted / squealed at the cops) makes it into the Fatrick lexicon people use. Who would even say something like that in real life? It's so faggy and dramatic. The way he punctuates things is like he's imagining everything he's saying is profound or important.

 

[CansOfCant]

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned here, but reading through the Rascals comments on the other forum brought up a good point by Pringle Can Lothario. Fatty cakes may have an NCIC hazard warning on him for his behavior. If you’ve ever been out driving and seen a car pulled over with two or three responding units, there’s a good chance that citizen popped on NCIC. If there is a warning on Fat, we’ll likely see more episodes similar to this, since any future visits will likely be less civil.

It‘ll be hilarious if Rick actually got himself put on the coppers naughty list.

Would this be the same kind of 'list' cops might use to mark SovCit types? Fatty strikes me as the type of freakout that cops would mistake for that same type of insane gibberish that requires a four-car traffic stop.

Edit: because I also forgot to mention the equipment and manpower used to remove his globular ass from a bullit, willing or otherwise.

 

[gaycunt]

Christ, this is so brilliant. This is so good. I'm actively rubbing my belly with satiated glee. I couldn't be more thrilled. Fat retard.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Any reason thus thread was unfeatured? Was the audio confirmed to be a hoax or something?

Edit: typo

 

[Pargon]

Any reason thus thread was unfettered? Was the audio confirmed to be a hoax or something?

Null apparently QQs whenever a cow is sufficiently laughed at on the internet (except when it’s a disgusting fat woman, then it’s ok).

 

[NotFatChild]

Definitely not a SWATTING. He's "no child it was you" 'ing people in texts but not saying a word about it over twitter.

 

[Null]

But would you scream at the cops like a gay lunatic?

No, but Patrick screams at everyone like a gay lunatic, so involving the police and wasting taxpayer money doesn't elevate it in any way.

Null apparently QQs whenever a cow is sufficiently laughed at on the internet (except when it’s a disgusting fat woman, then it’s ok).

If you think that it's cute to do this, you can go join the OnA forum. I think the call is funny, I've not censored it, but I do not endorse it, I will not promote it, I will not feature it, and if anyone admits to doing it I'm banning them.

Don't break the law. Rule #1 since Day 1. If you are breaking the law to fuck with a lolcow, you are a lolcow, and if/when the police imprison whoever did this for attempted murder, I will feature that.

 

[Pork Packer]

I hope "leave and never return!" (what he shouted / squealed at the cops) makes it into the Fatrick lexicon people use. Who would even say something like that in real life? It's so faggy and dramatic. The way he punctuates things is like he's imagining everything he's saying is profound or important.

In many ways its alike to the old "claw" gesture Chris used to make during the classic era when furiously addressing da trolls

I.e. its the result of someone who is both markedly autistic and who has from a young age been near 100% basing his mannerisms and human interaction on shitty media he has consoomed, and whom had parents so shitty and soft-touch they refused to even contemplate making him adjust this behaviour as he aged.

Fatty fat fat fat likely bases his mannerisms and personality both on whatever shitty joss whedon schtick was/is in vogue in the circles he aspires to, as well as likely trying to imitate how his "peers" act on twitter IRL....with predictable results

 

[Baba Yaga]

Any reason thus thread was unfettered? Was the audio confirmed to be a hoax or something?

Null has stated he doesn't want it to be featured if it has ties to a 'swatting' incident, but we're not sure why the cops were there yet. The audio is 100% legit, it was some normie posting about it on facebook near where Fat lives that ended up providing the audio, but all this would be obvious to you if you had literally read any of this thread at all. Casually dropping 'oh was the audio CONFIRMED a hoax?' might make other people question it's authenticity for no reason.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Mouthing off at the police the way this fat, entitled blowhard did is Thomas J. Wassersperg and N9OGL levels of stupid.

I understand exercising your right to remain silent. I also understand being frustrated because of an unwanted engagement with law enforcement.

That said, failing to be calm and polite with police, not to mention being needlessly belligerent to them - and it's not debatable that what is recorded in the audio is the wrong way to engage with police in any circumstance - regardless of reason for the interaction, is generally the sort of thing that results in you having charges filed against you [even if ultimately dropped] and potentially spending a month in county jail for no good reason.

 

[Null]

The police are at his fucking house and put him in handcuffs, if he hoaxed it then it's still a police prank, but it's self-inflicted. Are you people actual retards?

 

[NotFatChild]

Null has stated he doesn't want it to be featured if it has ties to a 'swatting' incident, but we're not sure why the cops were there yet. The audio is 100% legit, it was some normie posting about it on facebook near where Fat lives that ended up providing the audio, but all this would be obvious to you if you had literally read any of this thread at all. Casually dropping 'oh was the audio CONFIRMED a hoax?' might make other people question it's authenticity for no reason.

I actually agree with this but I do hope it gets re-featured if it gets conclusively proven that it was piggy's fault the cops showed up to begin with, or that it wasn't a SWATTing.

Either way though it's fucking hilarious and I hope we get bodycam footage soon.