Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

sugoi-chan said:
NEET stays up late making a Valentines day gift for a fictional character:

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So this guy goes by the nick Heinz Guderian and his Yukari Akiyama tribute uses a song by one Ralph Maria Siegel, a Schlager music composer whose task during WWII consisted of writing cutsey little songs to keep everyone in the Third Reich happy while bombs rained on cities and people died by the millions as well as making some propaganda against nefarious niggo jazz music.


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Come back to me.

You're talking about leaving for a short time
and yet tomorrow you'll be so far away from me!
What are words just for the moment?
What is promised luck?
Because I love you I believe in you
But if fate wants, you'll forget me!
This shall not happen, a thousand times No:

Come back to me! I'm waiting for you,
because you're all my luck for me!
Come back to me! my heart cries constantly,
now fulfill my fate!
The road may be long,
but it will lead you and me to bliss,
therefore I ask you today:
Come back to me! Come back to me!

There's nothing sweeter than the happiness of being together,
and the certainty of being loved!
Just thinking of you kissing me,
and that you are happy like me!
The one person in this world
who only lives for you and sticks to you,
this one you have in me,
therefore I tell you:
Come back to me...

(I really would like a Christian and the Hedgehog Boys cover of this...)


There's nothing more waifumantic than that good ol' Nazi feel...

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EDIT.
Mkay, I googled her name and found out that she's a protagonist of "Girls and Panzer", so that military theme is somewhat fitting.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:

So this guy goes by the nick Heinz Guderian and his Yukari Akiyama tribute uses a song by one Ralph Maria Siegel, a Schlager music composer whose task during WWII consisted of writing cutsey little songs to keep everyone in the Third Reich happy while bombs rained on cities and people died by the millions as well as making some propaganda against nefarious niggo jazz music.


1113187.jpg

Come back to me.

You're talking about leaving for a short time
and yet tomorrow you'll be so far away from me!
What are words just for the moment?
What is promised luck?
Because I love you I believe in you
But if fate wants, you'll forget me!
This shall not happen, a thousand times No:

Come back to me! I'm waiting for you,
because you're all my luck for me!
Come back to me! my heart cries constantly,
now fulfill my fate!
The road may be long,
but it will lead you and me to bliss,
therefore I ask you today:
Come back to me! Come back to me!

There's nothing sweeter than the happiness of being together,
and the certainty of being loved!
Just thinking of you kissing me,
and that you are happy like me!
The one person in this world
who only lives for you and sticks to you,
this one you have in me,
therefore I tell you:
Come back to me...

(I really would like a Christian and the Hedgehog Boys cover of this...)


There's nothing more waifumantic than that good ol' Nazi feel...

8ct5kcq.png



EDIT.
Mkay, I googled her name and found out that she's a protagonist of "Girls and Panzer", so that military theme is somewhat fitting.
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So is it a weeaboo or a wehraboo? Maybe both.
 
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I think it's crazy all the people worrying about their dakis fictional crushes TRUE and HONEST 2D sweethearts "consenting" to polyamory. I mean, she didn't consent to be in a relationship in the first place, why should she care if you're cheating? It's almost as hilarious as the guy who had to "break up" with his waifu because she had a canon boyfriend. Life is truly hard when you're married on the astral plane.
 
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Oglooger said:
man, your normalfags can't stand pure love, so you must resort to enforcing 3DPD degeneracy.
thank god we have Autistes like me trying to keep the memes alive
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Sorry if semi-offtopic, but it's sorta amusing to put Neuschwanstein Castle in the background, because Ludwig II of Bavaria, aka Ludwig the Fairy Tale King, who had it built for himself, was known to have some kind of psychiatric disorder (which ultimately led to him being removed from official functions and placed under custody), it may have been autism, we can't know for sure.
 
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0xDEADBEEF said:
What happens if two of them claim to be in love with the same character?

Surely that must have happened before.
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Either they claim the love their waifu has is true or they could feel cucked because said waifu is in a relationship with another guy. They could also be like Jin (the brony that made a horse his own waifu) and claim that love is a lie along with the work they come from being a lie if their waifu actually is in love with another character.
 
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c-no said:
Either they claim the love their waifu has is true or they could feel cucked because said waifu is in a relationship with another guy. They could also be like Jin (the brony that made a horse his own waifu) and claim that love is a lie along with the work they come from being a lie if their waifu actually is in love with another character.
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There is also a school of thought that multiple "copies" of the same waifu exist somewhere in the multiverse.
 
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Do these extreme otaku ever seek fictkin of their favorite characters for some 3D lovin'? They would be (superficially) mutually beneficial relationships. The fictkin would have their special-snowflake identities validated and the waifu lovers could enjoy romance with people who actually exist.
 
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Don't Call Anybody said:
Do these extreme otaku ever seek fictkins of their favorite characters for some 3D lovin'? They would be (superficially) mutually beneficial relationships. The fictkin would have their special-snowflake identities validated and the waifu lovers could enjoy romance with people who actually exist.
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Nah, they'd probably yell "3DPD", sadly. A couple like that would be a match made in heaven though.
 
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fuehrer_dessler said:
"Waifu"? I saw this kinda faggotry on the net, is that some kinda form of imaginary friend of junkies of Japanese popular culture (comics, animated stuff, games, music, pop culture idols and so on)?
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Kinda. Except the imaginary friend in question is an actual character and the person who worships them pretends to fuck them on a regular basis.
 
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