Sam is here. He's doing stuff. He won't come on camera for any form of cat deflection. Box Mountain, though damaged in the great Pretend Cleaning of 2022 is slowly recuperating in the darkness of the closet.
Sam is trying to escape in Pee's room. Hopefully to eat his corpse.
We are getting ready though! Time to face the day! "
I showered, I shaved!" X. Time to pick our hair for the day!
NO SING!
So about cleaning the room,
"I'm going to Montreal today" ORLY? "Because there's a guy I'm seeing that lives there, who I'm seeing that lives there!" Nader? The VIB are pointing out what an absolute cesspool of waste the room has become in such a short time. Ha ha! So funny!
"This is from my late night adventures!" Midnight beezin' with Door Dash. The vet?
"I have to bring Sam tomorrow, the vet's tomorrow on Thursday. Thursday at 2:30." X.
We're glowing up though, being kind to ourselves. Learning Turkish! The Queen of Werkin' It is going to prove that she has a REAL man now and that he is Turkish and that he loves her! Ha ha! Take that haydurs!
Get fucked by this garbled and heavily accented voice that says "You's learning Turkish?" Totally proves he's real. 100%. Honestally. We are playing with a screen reader and entirely ignoring the chat. This isn't a get ready with me, we're beezin!
"No it's not Sam's vet day today! Uhm tomorrow, I just mixed up the dates like I always do." X.
Time to do our makeup and put on a wig! Big day today in the Guntverse! Big plans!
X. "So anyyywayyy I'm going to Montreal and I'm going to that boutique and I'm going..."
Chantal has forgotten.
She is feeling so Boss Bitch, so Stronk Aries, this is the first time in a long time she has never been in love with someone! Well that's a lie,
"Bibi for about a year" Ma'am THREAD. "He probably wasn't in love with me either so..." (
) When two people don't love each other anymore, you get the fuck out. Or you rent a Luxury Villa together. Whatever works.
"I found my eyeliner!" All praise to Gunrar!!!
NO SING!
"I'm going to Montreal for a few reasons, I have a friend I'm seeing - I might see a friend." Nader.
"Moroccan guy, he wanted to come here and take a hotel for a couple days" uh huh. Chantal stood her ground! Nothing serious to see here!
"Let's start a little bit slower! I wanted to go up there and go shopping!" X. The VIB are all in a tizzy, this is dangerous, she is THE.VICTIM! Don't worry though,
"Montreal is small, well it's not small it's big....don't worry I'm not going to be showing my locations" X. "Nobody can ever get to me." X.
"It's like a huge city!" You just...never mind.
NO SING!!!!!!
The person from Sunday! They might be watching this!
"I feel mean because the person from Sunday who might be watching this was like, 'Okay let's meet Friday' he he". X.
Everyone wants her.
"I was like okay let's meet Friday! He he! let's meet Friday from 5-9 and I'm like no you don't no no. Is that like controlling?"
Yes. "I'll wait for you to be free until you can have your whole meeting for me! I'm not going to be appetizer for your next date!" Uh huh. Chantal doesn't want to date on Thursdays, for some reason. Either way the guy states he is seeing some dude-bro of his.
"Is that like too clingy? Is that too much to ask?" (
)
THEY ARE NOT MEETING UP JUST FOR SEX!
"We're dating!" Uh...
"I'm not second best, sorry! Never will be!" It's so weird he wants to only see her for four hours. At least SHE is honest that she is going to see multiple other Super Real Men but none of them may see anyone but her. So reminiscent of someone. Hmmm.
"When I date I need to spend the whole day with them, that's just how I roll."
"Maybe I just don't want to date then, maybe that's not what I'm looking for." SCP-400# requires fresh brown meat.
"I just basically want a bunch of men to worship me, 'kay?" So Ma'am there's this website owner...
Monty and his reporting her for alleged chIlD pOrnogRAphy?
"Eat shit Monty, eat shit with a spoon. How about that?" How about that @strategicmillennial?
Time to check out messages, it's so hard being wanted!
"So what shoullddd I dooooo?" Whineytal.
"So yeah like...I feel like. I'm not sure. Whatever." Being so desired is a burden but our Porcine Poutine Princess is willing to bear that burden like a fourth dinner. She's strong like that. And if you can't give her what she wants, she's just gonna move on.
"Life is too short to waste!" (
)
Chantal expects men to put 110%. "
Put in more of an effort if they like me." 6500+ pages. She hates dating! Tired of it!
"Tired of it right now! It's just frustrating." Nobody gives her the attention she deserves. Nobody sent her a lovely wax sealed Christmas card with a heartfelt message.
"My dates are no longer in parking lots!" X. "People are going to devote an entire evening to dating me, or you can move the fuck on! Come on!" An entire person stream. Weekly updates.
"I'm not a four hour fucking date night!"
"I just want a whole night with you and I'm not beggin', that's it!"
The Great Northern Fupallo is oozing with confidence, it practically drips from every dirt encrusted pore. VIB are attempting to explain to Chantal that what she has been having are called in the common parlance of our times, a hookup.
"No, we're dating! We went on a date." You went out.
Indian British guy? He didn't want it to end. Sex Worker Qween is recounting her story again, she has been practicing to make sure it is more convincing.
"SooOoOoo." SCP-400# checks carefully to see if a new semi-literate brown man has sent her a message. She may be fatfishing, and they may be scamming, but the Gunt shall be appeased.
When guys want to know what her hobbies are, she tells the truth because that's the bedrock of any relationship.
"I tell them I'm very busy with my livestreaming, and I like to shop and I'm working on self improvement right now, and building a life, and wanting to travel the world!" (
)
"I can fully have sex whenever I want to!" X.
The VIB are sniping at Chantal. She is not going to stand for this shit!
"What's a hobby to you that's not knitting?" Yeah!
"Acting like you have a life!" Loser!
<Phone Check>
This guy is just blowing her up!
X. "He's very, it's not a red flag pushy...it's more of uhhh."
"Making sure the plans are solid kinda pushy like! Hehe! Here's the thing he doesn't work on weekends!" Uh huh.
"He said he had nothing do this weekend, I hate liars!" SEND YOUR ITENERARY IN ADVANCE FUCKBOYS.
<Snip High Demand Aries Phone Check>
Never you mind about that whole story, it's time for eye makeup! No wait! Bathroom break!
