Ugh the proclivity of Robyn (along with like every other mama to a girlspud) to always go so over the fucking top with the big ass, ugly fucking bows/cutesy outfits ( appearance aside, just otherwise overboard with the girly shit & expressions, ie.- “oh you’re such a beauuuutiful, girly, sassy pwetty whittle pwincess Luna Buna!” is annoying/cringe as hell. More than any mother of a “normal”, actually cute (or even average) kid, they seem to invariably view their kid as a cute, doe-eyed Disney princess in the making. Meanwhile, in reality, those of us who have eyes that aren’t shielded/blinded by rose-colored tard-loving glasses can plainly see that their kid looks like a dried-up pickle with mold growing on it & deformed, twisted appendages, and has the facial features (and overall “femininity”) of a fetid, dour, constipated old man (I’m thinking of tards like Paisley as well when I say this, not to mention the obvious Lola), and most likely smells like death warmed over/Satan’s diarrhea left out in the sun for a week, to boot. I know, I know, overcompensating/reaction formation on the mom’s parts, but like...do they actually, honest-to-God believe that their nasty spud will look even remotely (let ALONE excessively, like they seem to think...) cute if they just will it hard enough into existence? Like, I get that a mother’s love is biased, but I thought bias could only take one so far if they have THAT staring them in the face!
Not to mention, it always plays out to the contrary of their wishes; putting such an unfortunate looking... thing in “pretty princess” clothes only serves to highlight the juxtaposition between the ugly, deformed appearance of the tard in question, and the “cuteness” the mom desperately deludes herself into thinking is abundantly present. Like, in Luna’s case, as much as I’m sure Robyn likes to THINK pulling her wispy, thin hair into cutesy high pigtails and adorning them with bows in any way, shape, or form downplays the unsettling appearance of... well, Luna in general, but primarily her dented, triangular waterhead and perpetual ‘D:’ expression; it actually just makes it fucking worse (and I don’t only say this because it’s unflattering af/shows her cradle cap/true head girth even more. No, I mean it in an even more...visceral sense, I guess? Like bride of chucky sort of unsettling in a way)!
Argh, does anyone know what I’m trying to say here? Lola Hartley in the mermaid costume is another, even more salient example of what I’m talking about (though in all fairness, in its case it was pretty difficult to ratchet down the visceral disgust factor one gets when seeing her fucked up goblin spawn, I will give Gwen that). The horrified D: face on Luna combined with all this extra, ‘girly-girl, pretty princess Luna Buna’ shit just... makes me feel things beyond simple pity looking at her; my initial visceral reaction has devolved to (predominantly) disgust each time I see her nowadays. I feel like without the extra shit on Robyn’s part, I’d still feel more or less only pity in lieu of the current revulsion. Yeah yeah, I know: I’m a hateful bitch and so on (I can already feel the top hats a-coming), but just to be clear guys, while I don’t fault the taters themselves....it unfortunately doesn’t change my visceral disgust upon seeing them.
But anyway, does anyone else notice this, or is this just selection bias on my end due to my finding these failed abortion candidates so unsettling to look at (again, lest I be chastised, I do NOT mean this in a hateful-to-spuds sorta way, but more in a “I feel for this poor, wretched potato being forced to live out this futile, painful pseudo-existence consisting of nothing more than newborn reflexes and seizures, sorta way).
TLDR- is it just me, or are Robyn and similar spud mom’s attempts to ~feminize~ their spud horribly, horribly counterintuitive,