Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Ralph has so far made $700 sniping KC.
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KC's streamlabs is shutdown. Zero dollars :ow:
F E L T E D

You're forgetting the $100 that Metokur Masochist sent 10 minutes into the show in spite of the donation link being down.
 
The minute KC stopped lining the pockets and providing dox to BA and Nick they were doomed.

The only reason the AF incel army wasn’t mass reporting and getting all payment processors to drop KC is because Nick and BA were ok with it as long as they were getting a cut of the profits. The minute they cut out powerchat AF tards were encouraged to hound any tips platform KC used.

Good thing Andy is working on their own payment platform lmao. The irony of all of this for PPP is incredible.
 
Chat was malding this episode again about how boring it was, and yet it still got 2k viewers. I don't necessarily disagree but it doesn't matter because you're supposed to watch it in the background anyway.

Every episode the audience seethes endlessly in the chat and on the farms about the bullshit drama of the week nobody else cares about. Im not even a huge fan of the show and I have some issues with it but the cope/dilate/seethe every episode is so over the top and nonsensical that its just tiring. So they doxxed all their donors, but also every donation is fake. Alright. But of course all Ralphs donos are real. he makes nearly $2000 an episode and gets well over 1k viewers. Hes about 5'7 or 5'8. He has a diamond ring worth tens of thousands of dollars and acres of prime real estate in Louisiana. His dick was too big for nora. Its all true.

I guess this kind of retardation is to be expected when you build a show off of former or, god help us, current Ethan Ralph fans. Like I said, retarded contrarians.

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I was scrolling on my damn phone and you actually got me.
 
>plays a brand new song that no one has ever heard before
>"Sing along everyone!"
>song is all random verses and no chorus that ever repeats

You absolute fucking retard, Andy. We are reaching levels of retardation that have never been seen by humans before.
Someone please archive these songs. We already lost "Pink Haired Bitch" (a Warski classic) to the annals of time. Don't let it happen again.
 
Are these songs the "quality content" I'm supposed to expect on the Rake Backs?
Honestly, working half as much and becoming half as visible sounds like a horrible idea if they want their show to stay relevant. They keep trying to tweak what they are doing where it's the lying/backstabbing/fake bullshit I have a problem with, cut that.
 
The Abortskis dropping their new single 'Hollarin' Hog from West Virginia. This song makes me feel like it is 2002 at a community center listening to the tryouts for Battle of the Bands.

*Warski you do not sound like Blink 182. You sound like karaoke at last call.
 
I think Andy's songs could be good if he got JustinRPG to sing them... and Justin took some creative liberties with the lyrics... and he just made the song about fucking pigs and horses.
I’d like a JustinRPG version of these songs, except it’s all about Reshiram peeing and the process of eating and digesting him, to keep consistent with the lore.

The second song wasn’t too bad, I’ll give Tardski that. I have a soft spot for stupid garbage, that’s why I‘m here at the faggot farms.

absurd amounts of cope in this thread.
Malding. Are you an Ashton or Christorian X alt?
 
Casino Bros, I don’t feel so good. It’s starting to get cold.

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I’d like a JustinRPG version of these songs, except it’s all about Reshiram peeing and the process of eating and digesting him, to keep consistent with the lore.

The second song wasn’t too bad, I’ll give Tardski that. I have a soft spot for stupid garbage, that’s why I‘m here at the faggot farms.


Malding. Are you an Ashton or Christorian X alt?

Bro..........can you stop broing out for a second? I'm tuned in tonight and it's just your usual kino show with andy being annoying and PPP shilling, no need to be over the top about it "HOLY FUCK IS THIS FINALLY THE END OF KINO?" It's just a typical shitty kino show.
 
Everyone is talking about how fat Asstroon is in the chat now, lmao. Can you blame them? He must smell like death. His titties are bouncing around every time he gesticulates, and he looks like a hideous woman if you squint.
I squinted just now to see what you were saying. Then I unsquinted my eyes and realized he already looks like a fat, female librarian.
 
Bro..........can you stop broing out for a second? I'm tuned in tonight and it's just your usual kino show with andy being annoying and PPP shilling, no need to be over the top about it "HOLY FUCK IS THIS FINALLY THE END OF KINO?" It's just a typical shitty kino show.
Gotta agree with this tbh. I always though Kino Casino was horrible garbage. I tuned in today and it was still horrible garbage. Didn’t seem that out of the ordinary.

The songs were a nice touch. Too bad they weren’t that good. I do like when Andy plays his songs and he is rocking around in his webcam, thinking this is the best shit ever and how the anti-humor of the most piss poor punchlines are supposed to be the funniest jokes ever.

I find that Warski’s inability to realize how unfunny and annoying he is, is the actual best jokes of the Kino Casino.
 
PPP said:
I'm not sure I can say the things I want to say without them being against Youtube's ToS.

One big thing that's fucking the Casino is they can't give their audience new content. Then Vito the Pedo comes out and says "I'm not joking when I say I jerk off my cat with cue tips when she's in heat" and neither of them know what to do with this steaming pile of Kino laid right in front of them.

Mother fuckers, your superchats don't work and people are chucking tomatoes at you. Cut loose a little.
 
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