DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Are y'all sleep DSP just put out an emergency beg video

 

[TurboSwine]

Looks like there's only lunchmeat sandwiches on the menu in the SnortFort tomorrow #Pray4Phil

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he give dents a little appetizer a week ago on what the stream will look like by showing an empty box of a power socket on screen and then spinning a 10 minute tale about it? Whatever low expectations you have about "pay me to do basic chores like I'm Jahans" stream, lower them even more. He's probably gonna take out empty boxes of banal household items and talk about them for half and hour starting with how hey relate to his life story. He's gonna take out an empty box of a tea cup or some shit and spin a tale so epic about it you'd swear he pulled the Sword of Attila out of that closet.

I'm betting most of it will be Loot Crate crap and whatever other boxes he was getting at the time.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm betting most of it will be Loot Crate crap and whatever other boxes he was getting at the time.

The only chance of any interest comes from him being too lazy to vet all the contents beforehand.

 

[whirly]

The only chance of any interest comes from him being too lazy to vet all the contents beforehand.

I think it's pretty much guaranteed that he's already gone through and removed anything he doesn't want his audience to know about. There's no way he'd actually risk another situation like the phone thing happening again. We also know he's no stranger to doing fake reacts at this point, like how he rehearsed his reaction to the Jon/Howard video for weeks before doing the stream.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Are y'all sleep DSP just put out an emergency beg video

My theory behind the engagement beg is Phil wants the new Secret WWE Champions video to go down in rank when you search "dspgaming" on YouTube. It's the third result right now on incognito.

Spoiler: YouTube Search

 

[Somecatchyname]

I think it's pretty much guaranteed that he's already gone through and removed anything he doesn't want his audience to know about. There's no way he'd actually risk another situation like the phone thing happening again. We also know he's no stranger to doing fake reacts at this point, like how he rehearsed his reaction to the Jon/Howard video for weeks before doing the stream.

I get what your saying. However, hear me out. Sometimes I think we underestimate Phil's two biggest qualities laziness and stupidity. He will fuck this up somehow. I don't know how but he will. This is the same guy that didn't understand why rib tips had bones in them. He totally could fuck up doing his dumbass show and tell.

 

[whirly]

I get what your saying. However, hear me out. Sometimes I think we underestimate Phil's two biggest qualities laziness and stupidity. He will fuck this up somehow. I don't know how but he will. This is the same guy that didn't understand why rib tips had bones in them. He totally could fuck up doing his dumbass show and tell.

I'm kind of expecting it to be a lot of him pretending to be surprised by stuff he's seen on a daily basis. But I hope you're right lol

 

[SomeBoyo]

Spoiler: Archive

YOU guys voted for these games, yt is taking my ad rev money which I said is peanuts, please give me money and engage more. Elden Ring engagement rate broke him. Also too lazy to set the camera properly, lmao.

 

[Balr0g]

Spoiler: Archive

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YOU guys voted for these games, yt is taking my ad rev money which I said is peanuts, please give me money and engage more. Elden Ring engagement rate broke him. Also too lazy to set the camera properly, lmao.

Phil is as usual an unrealistic idiot. Just because one game did exceptionally well he thinks it will stay the same. But it isn't because he is not entertaining and his game selection is meh. Phil here is an example for free. I found this HOI4 channel but the guy and his friends also play other strategy games. Now his buddies convinced him to play Dark Souls 3. And he having more fun sucking at the game then you ever did

Embrace your inner idiot (well you already have in some ways to be honest) and have fun. And work on your fucking jokes. Yes i said WORK though I am pretty sure you don't know what that actually is.

Also i checked Socialblade and it seems this might be what makes Phil slightly panicking

Hies views are going down again. Though there is his "coming out of the closet" special so I assume that will save the channel (how many fucking times has his channel been saved now?)

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Only reason Elden Ring did well was due to it being carried by a whale sock.

 

[Lazycunt]

He put this on youtube?
Fuck me dead, time and time again he just keeps being the best detractor out there.

When I think dsp I think disability support pension...he's going to be trying to get on disability after this streaming "career" that he loves.

Is Phil capable of critical thought ?
He can't do hypotheticals unless it's him making up some conspiracy about trolls.

He's a autistic retard without any of the smarts that they get

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I am quite curious on how many of those videos he'd pump out if things kept slowing down.

I know it's been said many times that Phil's demise will go out quietly instead of some grand finale but I feel that he wouldn't allow himself to do that.
He'd release videos like this every single day if he felt he needed to do it. Some clickbait titles like "UPDATE! THE FUTURE OF DSPGAMING" or " URGENT SUPPORT IS NEEDED, DSPGAMING IN CRISIS" with a balding Phil sitting on the floor and asking for support.

Whether there's truth to it is a whole different debate.

 

[PieceofShet]

Emergency beg video? I didnt see it coming, neither superblindman.

Im at work, cant watch it, anything interesting? Or just usual?

 

[RougeRed]

Spoiler: Archive

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YOU guys voted for these games, yt is taking my ad rev money which I said is peanuts, please give me money and engage more. Elden Ring engagement rate broke him. Also too lazy to set the camera properly, lmao.

When did he add the little American flag? Add "fake patriotism" to his list of poser shit.

 

[Iron Father]

When did he add the little American flag? Add "fake patriotism" to his list of poser shit.

Hey! Mr. "American football" is a true patriot.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

When did he add the little American flag? Add "fake patriotism" to his list of poser shit.

Isn't it part of the Assassins Creed statue?

 

[DeeTracktor]

So Phil is doing a begging video days before he is doing a stream dedicated to the useless crap he bought and dumped in his closet when the dopeamine hit from spending wore off?

Keep hitting those home runs there Mr P.P.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So Phil is doing a begging video days before his is doing a stream dedicated to the useless crap he bought and dumped in his closet when the dopeamine hit from spending wore off?

Keep hitting those home runs there Mr P.P.

If he was also trying to rope in his "on demand viewing audience" to tune into the upcoming streams, then he's targeting this video at the wrong audience. Once in a blue moon some of these people chime in with a random super thanks, disregarding the fact that we can't really track the super thanks that well, they are absolutely miniscule contributions when it comes to the amount he receives via tips.

Also it's not their problem that the youtube copyright system is garbage and suddenly it's their responsibility now to throw him more pasative support his way.

I mean we know why since he wants to ramp up a pity party, but it's really idiotic how he made a video for a fraction of his audience that normally can't do anything to mitigate this issue in anyway.

He likely did this update because he's slightly panicked that some channel monetisation issues or copyright strikes could be on the way.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He likely did this update because he's slightly panicked

Slightly panicked is an understatement, his eyes were darting about like a gambling addict who probably dipped into his rent money expecting to make it up in tips later, but 5 slow streams in a row has left him without the dopeamine hit of blowing it all right away and he is led by his addictions. I have a feeling that copyright strikes are going to be the new chargeback scam

''Thanks for hitting the tip goals guys, but these videos are going to be copyrighted so all this money will go on my bills and I cant afford to feed my family now'' is being set up and it's fucking obvious to see

And he got a sub bomb just the other day and he is still begging for MOOOOOAR!

 

[Boaby_Oof]

I see he still does begs videos with his black shirt on, somethings never change