Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

If it is a swat I hope they get caught.
Indeed, as anyone whom jeopardises our harvesting of lol-lard from fatrick deserves the harshest of measures.

All we can do now is make the best of the situation and spread the bodycam footage all over the internet until pigs-in-space's half inch corkscrew peener has been seen by everyone on social media and the soundclip of him shrieking about picaninny pepperoni becomes a shitty tiktok meme
 
This would've been a justified shoot. Justified because it's Fatrick.
This but insert Fatty instead.
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For as porcine and ridiculous as Pat is, he doesn't deserve to die, and you have no right to make that decision and try to kill someone you absolute fuckstick. Next time Swat yourself, retard.
This is especially true because Rick is one of the few lolcows so out of control and stupid beyond belief that he's really likely to get killed from responding stupidly to what an actually sane person would turn into a huge win.
 
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Boomia has claimed responsibility for the swatting.

In other news Owen A. Forums is saying it must be a KiwiFarms user and based purely on probability due to the number of users I’d agree with them. It could be some random faggot lurking either site though or boomia.
 
If it is a swat I hope they get caught.
Indeed, as anyone whom jeopardises our harvesting of lol-lard from fatrick deserves the harshest of measures.

All we can do now is make the best of the situation and spread the bodycam footage all over the internet until pigs-in-space's half inch corkscrew peener has been seen by everyone on social media and the soundclip of him shrieking about picaninny pepperoni becomes a shitty tiktok meme
i agree. Simple pranks and trolling is one thing, but swatting is beyond reatarded. As much as I dislike the fat fuck (and it can never be stated how fat he is,) he hasn’t done anything to deserve death. If it was a swatting, hopefully they find the asshat.
 
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Boomia has claimed responsibility for the swatting.

In other news Owen A. Forums is saying it must be a KiwiFarms user and based purely on probability due to the number of users I’d agree with them. It could be some random faggot lurking either site though or boomia.
Doubt it was boomia, but assuming rick isn't lying (hard sell here) - it could also be anyone he enraged on twitter.

How long is that list?
 
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In case it hasn't been mentioned before, the MPD made a "special assignment" stop at 2613 the following day:
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What "special assignment" means in this context I have no idea; apparently the MPD at one time had a "Special Assignment Division" in its organization chart, and there's at least one reference to it being part of the "Special Operations Bureau" in more recent times. If it's the local yokel constabularies that handle cyber-crimes as opposed to the Wisconsin State Patrol, the county Sheriff or the Wisconsin DOJ's Criminal Investigative Division, it would seem that "special operations" would be the people that handle it.

Also, in some earlier comments mention was made of MPD audio being monitored via Broadcastify; evidently that entity is one of the ever-growing number of law-enFARCEment agencies that utilizes non-public, encrypted digital radio transmitting equipment that can't be monitored by present commercial scanners, and therefore can't be rebroadcast over the internet. I suspect MPD would make any audio of their radio traffic that may have been broadcast OTA available to the public, but they'd be just as likely to release the 911 call.
 
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Pat's ordeal has finally reached the ears of some journo scum in the form of former USA Today columnist Cheri Jacobus. Bet piggy's greased his pants right now thinking this might be his pig big break to that much-coveted fame.
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Hahahahaha Cheri Jacobus blocks everyone. So nobody is going to see this tweet
 
In case it hasn't been mentioned before, the MPD made a "special assignment" stop at 2613 the following day:
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What "special assignment" means in this context I have no idea; apparently the MPD at one time had a "Special Assignment Division" in its organization chart, and there's at least one reference to it being part of the "Special Operations Bureau" in more recent times. If it's the local yokel constabularies that handle cyber-crimes as opposed to the Wisconsin State Patrol, the county Sheriff or the Wisconsin DOJ's Criminal Investigative Division, it would seem that "special operations" would be the people that handle it.
My guess would be based on him calling in threats to cover their ass they did a drive by patrol.
 
In case it hasn't been mentioned before, the MPD made a "special assignment" stop at 2613 the following day:
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What "special assignment" means in this context I have no idea; apparently the MPD at one time had a "Special Assignment Division" in its organization chart, and there's at least one reference to it being part of the "Special Operations Bureau" in more recent times. If it's the local yokel constabularies that handle cyber-crimes as opposed to the Wisconsin State Patrol, the county Sheriff or the Wisconsin DOJ's Criminal Investigative Division, it would seem that "special operations" would be the people that handle it.

Also, in some earlier comments mention was made of MPD audio being monitored via Broadcastify; evidently that entity is one of the ever-growing number of law-enFARCEment agencies that utilizes non-public, encrypted digital radio transmitting equipment that can't be monitored by present commercial scanners, and therefore can't be rebroadcast over the internet. I suspect MPD would make any audio of the call that may have been broadcast live available to the public, but they'd be just as likely to release the 911 call.
It’s the “special” police to handle the “special” people.

Law and Order: SPED Division
 
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Boomia has claimed responsibility for the swatting.

In other news Owen A. Forums is saying it must be a KiwiFarms user and based purely on probability due to the number of users I’d agree with them. It could be some random faggot lurking either site though or boomia.
Fuck, I hope it was actually Boomia. I hope he gets caught, and this goes to court, and Pat flips out and gets held in contempt, and ends up Charlie Bronsoning himself into an extended stay, and they both end up cellmates. They really are both as impulsive and stupid as each other, and neither of them has any idea.
 
I noticed that a lot of posters in this thread use "then" when they mean "than," and vice versa.

Is this something from his books that was picked up on and is now made fun of? Or are some of us just retarded?
A combination of phoneposting and autocorrect/google keyboard prolly, but then again I'm not a Patologist...
 
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